“BEAM ME UP SCOTTY..”

COKED UP..

This is the last of the Wendy Coked Up In Australia photos..

That’s about $400 worth up her right nostril alone..

Wink

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TILDA AND ME…

“TILDA SWINTON AND ME…”

By Wendy “Originality Is A Thing I Read About Once” James

(Can you believe she is almost 44 years young..!?!)

The photo on the left is the brilliant actress TILDA SWINTON..

(Derek Jarman,Orlando,Constantine,Young Adam,Chronicles Of Narnia..)

The photo on the right is the brilliant copycat WENDY JAMES..

(on the “set” of her hasty second “GREASE MONKEY” video in 2005 after the first one flopped..)

Sadly Wendy is very reluctant to allow anyone see both these visual masterpieces..

The world is simply not ready yet.

Can you see where Wendy got her “inspiration” from boy and girls..?

Wink.

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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OLD JUNKIE…

This would make a fantastic Marc Jacobs “campaign” for his latest collection,wouldn’t it Wendy..?

Odd that he doesn’t “use” your face (or name ) in his advertising isn’t it..?

It works brilliantly for MY advertising..

Much Thanks to Focus 12..

Visit Them.

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WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY SCARY FOR HALLOWEEN..?

It’s Halloween..

The perfect time for DryBaby to open..

His Wendy James Horrors file..

Just enough to show you one of it’s darkest secrets..

You See What I See.

Are You Scared Of Wendy Now..?

H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N

REMEMBER,REMEMBER,DRYBABY’S BACK IN NOVEMBER…

There was an old woman called Wendy..
Who tried much too hard to be trendy..
What did she do..
She got the wrong tattoo..
Makes you feel sorry for Wendy.

Racine

September 2004-December 2008

R.I.P.

“what does your tattoo represent Wendy..?”

“My failed band and all the public humiliation that went with it..”

“Oh dear you misjudged that big time didn’t you..?”

“At least it reminds me to slash my wrists soon..”

ETA of DryBaby Final Mix..

NOVEMBER.

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

Mieow…and…Ouch!

This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …

From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..

Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..

I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..

Wendy’s current appearance facewise..

(Ya think..??)

Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..

(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)

Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?

Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..

(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)

And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..

R E S U L T.

Wink.

See ya.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“DON LETTS TOLD ME NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE PUBLIC…” Wendy James

“Don Letts told me not to give a fuck about the public..”

Wendy James in her “Inside The Wendy House” Hot Press Interview 2007..

Did he now..?

Did he really..?

Hope Don buys lots of copies of your new album Wendy.

The public you don’t give a fuck about sure won’t.

This is Radio Clash.

Wink

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THE OMEN…

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

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“IN A WORLD OF THIEVES THE ONLY FINAL SIN IS STUPIDITY…” Hunter S Thompson

“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”

I was asked this week..

I dunno..

Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..

Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..

“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”

Hunter S Thompson

Ya think..?

See ya

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“I WAS A TEENAGE VAMP….” (HOT PRESS 93)

CLICK EACH SECTION TO ENLARGE AND READ…

(The largest most in depth interview Wendy James did in 1993)

And by far and away the most popular article on this site..

THE INTERVIEW WENDY WISHES YOU COULD NEVER READ AGAIN…

The last time Wendy James told anything resembling the TRUTH in an interview..

It of course TOTALLY CONTRADICTS the phony bullshit she’s tried to pass off since about events then..

Due to huge demand I am reposting it in a more prominent position..

With an ENGLISH title..

See ya

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“..I HAVE FOUND IT IS A GOOD THING TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY PEOPLE WHO ARE AS GOOD AT THEIR JOBS AS I AM AT MINE..”

People Who Are Excelling In Their Fields Right At This Moment Somewhere.

“…I’ve realized a self awareness that it is a good and positive thing to be represented and taken care of by people who are as good at their jobs as I am at mine,it raises your game,naturally,to be surrounded by those who are excelling in their own fields..”
Wendy James 2009

That’ll be the reason why you are so good and successful then huh..?

Deluded much are you Wendy..?

What am I saying..?

OF COURSE SHE FUCKING IS…

Drugs Will Do That Every Time.

Poor Poor Cow.

Wink

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CAN WE HAVE OUR MONEY BACK NOW THAT RACINE HAVE BROKEN UP “UNEXPECTEDLY” AS PREDICTED WENDY…?

NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY..and NORWAY.

Wendy James lives in “fabulous,amazing,exciting” New York…

She pays tax to the U.S government and puts money into the shops and restaurants there..

Most of her (remaining) fans live in England and some countries in mainland Europe..

She promised to play America,Canada,Italy Australia,and Japan..

For months and months prior to this tour..

So obviously she and her “band” (ha,ha) played 7 gigs in Norway..

When it actually came down to it..

Beggars Can’t Be Choosers..

This is what happens when you “tour” the sort of gigs/venues/locations..

Real bands who AREN’T playacting at “Rock Star” have turned down..

And your agent have to get some SUCKERS into or risk losing their small commission..

Wendy took this flyer down from her website the day after the tour ended..

And has been somewhat “vague” about the details of it since (dates,venues,support acts,crowds etc..)

Even going so far as to “suggest” it was MUCH bigger and longer than it actually was as you can clearly see..

ATOMIK POWERED BULLSHIT..

“…Racine is Wendy James’s (formerly of Transvision Vamp) current project.

The band recently completed a sold out European tour with multiple nights in London that received raves across the board…

Additionally, Wendy has been manning turntables from Scandinavia to Spain at a series of cutting edge club nights…”

Raves…Across…The…Board

(Whatdoya mean you don’t remember any Fuckin’ Raves Across Any Fuckin’ Boards..?)

Racine had already called it a day AND shut their site down by the time this was posted on the internet.

Wendy knew that..

So the actual flyer went bye bye..

Just in case you might remember it DIFFERENTLY than Wendy later..

Like now in August 2009..

When Wendy is promisin’ a lot yet again..

Wink

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EVERYONE DANCES TO MY iTUNES NOT YOURS WENDY….

Happy Now Wendy..?

(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)

Wendy James worked very very hard..

To earn the artistic respect of the Public..

She needn’t have bothered..

R.E.S.P.E.C.T..

b.t.w.

Love that new album release date darling..!

No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?

Cough.

Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..

I think you’ll find..

Wendy.

See ya

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RIP THIS JOINT…

What’s on the Desktop of DryBaby in July…

Why look..!

That’s Lauren Jones De La Second Mommy amongst the Racine Rarities…

I haven’t mentioned her for simply ages..

Not since she threw her one good “Sailor No Youth” opportunity down the toilet last year..

She must have thought I was finished with her..

As if.

I am not like her father in that respect.

Or one of her Mommies..

Wink

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CAT 1001…

You seem somewhat surprised Wendy…

(Is that Son Of Meynell there too..?)

Of course I have this in my files…

(I posted something else in “Dying To Be Trendy” as you know..wink)

That was deliberate.

Why Not Tell..

Mark Daniel Bailey..

Before I Do.

Wink

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