“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

Mieow…and…Ouch!

This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …

From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..

Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..

I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..

Wendy’s current appearance facewise..

(Ya think..??)

Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..

(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)

Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?

Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..

(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)

And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..

R E S U L T.

Wink.

See ya.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THE OMEN…

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“IN A WORLD OF THIEVES THE ONLY FINAL SIN IS STUPIDITY…” Hunter S Thompson

“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”

I was asked this week..

I dunno..

Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..

Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..

“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”

Hunter S Thompson

Ya think..?

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“I WAS A TEENAGE VAMP….” (HOT PRESS 93)

CLICK EACH SECTION TO ENLARGE AND READ…

(The largest most in depth interview Wendy James did in 1993)

And by far and away the most popular article on this site..

THE INTERVIEW WENDY WISHES YOU COULD NEVER READ AGAIN…

The last time Wendy James told anything resembling the TRUTH in an interview..

It of course TOTALLY CONTRADICTS the phony bullshit she’s tried to pass off since about events then..

Due to huge demand I am reposting it in a more prominent position..

With an ENGLISH title..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“..I HAVE FOUND IT IS A GOOD THING TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY PEOPLE WHO ARE AS GOOD AT THEIR JOBS AS I AM AT MINE..”

People Who Are Excelling In Their Fields Right At This Moment Somewhere.

“…I’ve realized a self awareness that it is a good and positive thing to be represented and taken care of by people who are as good at their jobs as I am at mine,it raises your game,naturally,to be surrounded by those who are excelling in their own fields..”
Wendy James 2009

That’ll be the reason why you are so good and successful then huh..?

Deluded much are you Wendy..?

What am I saying..?

OF COURSE SHE FUCKING IS…

Drugs Will Do That Every Time.

Poor Poor Cow.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

CAN WE HAVE OUR MONEY BACK NOW THAT RACINE HAVE BROKEN UP “UNEXPECTEDLY” AS PREDICTED WENDY…?

NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY..and NORWAY.

Wendy James lives in “fabulous,amazing,exciting” New York…

She pays tax to the U.S government and puts money into the shops and restaurants there..

Most of her (remaining) fans live in England and some countries in mainland Europe..

She promised to play America,Canada,Italy Australia,and Japan..

For months and months prior to this tour..

So obviously she and her “band” (ha,ha) played 7 gigs in Norway..

When it actually came down to it..

Beggars Can’t Be Choosers..

This is what happens when you “tour” the sort of gigs/venues/locations..

Real bands who AREN’T playacting at “Rock Star” have turned down..

And your agent have to get some SUCKERS into or risk losing their small commission..

Wendy took this flyer down from her website the day after the tour ended..

And has been somewhat “vague” about the details of it since (dates,venues,support acts,crowds etc..)

Even going so far as to “suggest” it was MUCH bigger and longer than it actually was as you can clearly see..

ATOMIK POWERED BULLSHIT..

“…Racine is Wendy James’s (formerly of Transvision Vamp) current project.

The band recently completed a sold out European tour with multiple nights in London that received raves across the board…

Additionally, Wendy has been manning turntables from Scandinavia to Spain at a series of cutting edge club nights…”

Raves…Across…The…Board

(Whatdoya mean you don’t remember any Fuckin’ Raves Across Any Fuckin’ Boards..?)

Racine had already called it a day AND shut their site down by the time this was posted on the internet.

Wendy knew that..

So the actual flyer went bye bye..

Just in case you might remember it DIFFERENTLY than Wendy later..

Like now in August 2009..

When Wendy is promisin’ a lot yet again..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

EVERYONE DANCES TO MY iTUNES NOT YOURS WENDY….

Happy Now Wendy..?

(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)

Wendy James worked very very hard..

To earn the artistic respect of the Public..

She needn’t have bothered..

R.E.S.P.E.C.T..

b.t.w.

Love that new album release date darling..!

No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?

Cough.

Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..

I think you’ll find..

Wendy.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

‘WHEN GREG FOAT CUMS HE SALUTES THE FATHERLAND…”

Mr Gregory Foat (Author,Pianist,Member Of The Master Race) relaxes with a female companion in his Man-Wife Percy’s home…*

A little known fact about Greg Foat’s book “Gigolo” last year..

There were originally 11 Chapters to the published instead of the widely reviled 10 chapter opus..

The missing chapter entitled “Tomorrow Belongs To Me” proved too controversial..

Dealing as it does with Mr Foat’s fascination with Nazism and Inter-Race relations..

Lines such as..

“How inferior bitches are getting my pure Aryan sperm inside them..”

“When I cum I salute the Fatherland..”

“Tomorrow Belongs To Me although I’m free on Friday..”

“I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Golders Green..”

“Himmler was a gigolo too..”

“Eva Braun…I’ve had her you know.”

Meant the offending chapter was left out of first run prints of the book..

We Must Never Forget.

Shalom.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

*******

* The FAKE website (yep!) which this image comes from was closed down last year for being “too controversial” (no shit!) and is NOT in fact Greg Foat.

(gotta say that just in case Mr Foat mugs an old lady and gets enough cash for a lawyer this time..)

He is also not completely bald just yet.

Although his “extended natural fringe” fools no one.

Expect to see THIS BLOG AND PHOTO on Google in a few weeks.

Joining the other “DryBaby” words and pictures already there.

When you search for anything to do with “Gregory Foat”.

I Thank You.

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

(Right Click To Download And Distribute Across The Internet)

Some people have written to me to ask..

“What did you mean by this DryBaby..?”

“TRUE CELEBRITY..”

By using an EXACT quote from one of Wendy’s “ridiculously enthusiastic” interviews from Australia last year..

(Already proven to be ludicrously over-estimating her “band” chances as events have proven after Christmas 2008..!)

Then the photo of how she was ACTUALLY being promoted..

It brought back memories of the classic parody movie “SPINAL TAP”..

The image on the LEFT above is the scene when the “huge” band discover how big they REALLY are…

The image on the RIGHT is the Wendy James sign outside a venue in Australia..

Even Transvision Vamp is deliberately added to get some interest going..

Truly..

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

MISTAKE No 1…

(Click Both To Download And Spread Across The Internet Music Sites..)

“On a scale of one to ten.I rate a hundred..”

The story of my life..

DryBaby…

iTunes…

A match made in hell..

(of course I have sent copies of these to “All Music Guide” too…)

Enjoy.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

CLOWNTIME IS OVER…

This is the FULL SIZED original of this very popular photo from last year..

‘Wendy Pulls A Child Molester..”

Much Thanks to my Spanish friend who sent his own print of it to me..

It was originally taken for my friends at “Tilllate.Com”…

But never posted at this huge size..!

Much Thanks Again..

Enjoy the picture..

(If you can..Wendy is seriously “natural” in this one isn’t she..Yikes!)

Wink

See ya

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T W I T…

“WENDY IS SUCH A FUCKIN’ TWIT…”

Sing it out loud brothers and sisters..

This is my TWITTER page…

(and no the name is not “DryBaby” if you must know..)

I have of course “protected” certain information..

And it links back to my DryBaby sites..

I have posted some juicy “updates” today I’ll tell ya..

DryBaby is Everywhere..

Always One Step Ahead..

A L W A Y S.

I knew she wouldn’t be able to resist Twitter..

Ruby Rose tipped me off earlier this month..

I bet Wendy feels pretty stupid round about now..

So

No change there..

Then.

I Love Me.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SPOTTED THIS KARMIC MISTAKE…?

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR,FAR AWAY…

Maybe Wendy got photographed on Tattoine as well..

That would explain the “space boots” and the Chewbacca skin coat..

Help yourselves to the photo mesh-up..

Spread it across the internet..

May The Force Be With You.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”

(This comes from a damaged printers proof sheet.Sorry about the quality.Not my fault)

“WHO’S THAT GIRL..?”

Seeing as this suddenly popular again..

(I suspect people might have accessed it thinking it was about Madonna’s movie of the same name..!)

I thought I’d repost it FULL SIZED in a more prominent position..

“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”

Which of course she did..

Yep this is also the one with

“I know MCA believe in me.Categorically.I am signed for the future”

How did she know..?

Her tampon told her..?

“MCA believe in you Wendy and your breasts are very sensitive this month..”

Notice Tony Powell’s two faced bullshit too…

He said the exact same thing about Danni Minogue a few weeks after this interview..

(He was later fired by Universal/MCA because of the flop of this album..)

This is the ONLY copy of this interview remaining worldwide.

It was done for the Independent On Sunday Magazine (UK) in 1993.

They did not keep any copy.

Wendy doesn’t remember doing this interview..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

MOTHERFUCKER…

Yes she IS looking at the sleeve of her own album knowing full well it is a picture of her snorting cocaine in a toilet.She looks suitably ashamed and guilty..!

Yet Another DryBaby Exclusive..

Is there no end to DryBaby’s surprises..?

No.

High Definition Video is not always flattering to some people..

“I never wanted to be seen as a sex object..”
Wendy James 1993

Well you’ll be delighted with these skin crawling close ups then won’t ya babe..?

This is your public payback for the current Australian Fiasco Wendy..

Just so you know.

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

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