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25/11/2009

TILDA AND ME…

“TILDA SWINTON AND ME…”

By Wendy “Originality Is A Thing I Read About Once” James

(Can you believe she is almost 44 years young..!?!)

The photo on the left is the brilliant actress TILDA SWINTON..

(Derek Jarman,Orlando,Constantine,Young Adam,Chronicles Of Narnia..)

The photo on the right is the brilliant copycat WENDY JAMES..

(on the “set” of her hasty second “GREASE MONKEY” video in 2005 after the first one flopped..)

Sadly Wendy is very reluctant to allow anyone see both these visual masterpieces..

The world is simply not ready yet.

Can you see where Wendy got her “inspiration” from boy and girls..?

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

31/10/2009

WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY SCARY FOR HALLOWEEN..?

Classé dans : Blogs with PHOTOS — Mots-clefs :, , , , , , , , — drybaby @ 12:11

A Real Horror Show
It’s Halloween..

The perfect time for DryBaby to open..

His Wendy James Horrors file..

Just enough to show you one of it’s darkest secrets..

You See What I See.

Are You Scared Of Wendy Now..?

H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N


30/08/2009

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

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“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

Mieow…and…Ouch!

This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …

From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..

Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..

I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..

Wendy’s current appearance facewise..

(Ya think..??)

Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..

(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)

Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?

Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..

(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)

And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..

R E S U L T.

Wink.

See ya.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

26/08/2009

“DON LETTS TOLD ME NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE PUBLIC…” Wendy James

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“Don Letts told me not to give a fuck about the public..”

Wendy James in her “Inside The Wendy House” Hot Press Interview 2007..

Did he now..?

Did he really..?

Hope Don buys lots of copies of your new album Wendy.

The public you don’t give a fuck about sure won’t.

This is Radio Clash.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

24/08/2009

THE OMEN…

The Omen

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

21/08/2009

“IN A WORLD OF THIEVES THE ONLY FINAL SIN IS STUPIDITY…” Hunter S Thompson

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“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”

I was asked this week..

I dunno..

Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..

Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..

“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”

Hunter S Thompson

Ya think..?

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

13/08/2009

“I WAS A TEENAGE VAMP….” (HOT PRESS 93)


CLICK EACH SECTION TO ENLARGE AND READ…

(The largest most in depth interview Wendy James did in 1993)

And by far and away the most popular article on this site..

THE INTERVIEW WENDY WISHES YOU COULD NEVER READ AGAIN…

The last time Wendy James told anything resembling the TRUTH in an interview..

It of course TOTALLY CONTRADICTS the phony bullshit she’s tried to pass off since about events then..

Due to huge demand I am reposting it in a more prominent position..

With an ENGLISH title..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

12/08/2009

“..I HAVE FOUND IT IS A GOOD THING TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY PEOPLE WHO ARE AS GOOD AT THEIR JOBS AS I AM AT MINE..”

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People Who Are Excelling In Their Fields Right At This Moment Somewhere.

“…I’ve realized a self awareness that it is a good and positive thing to be represented and taken care of by people who are as good at their jobs as I am at mine,it raises your game,naturally,to be surrounded by those who are excelling in their own fields..”
Wendy James 2009

That’ll be the reason why you are so good and successful then huh..?

Deluded much are you Wendy..?

What am I saying..?

OF COURSE SHE FUCKING IS…

Drugs Will Do That Every Time.

Poor Poor Cow.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

10/08/2009

EVERYONE DANCES TO MY iTUNES NOT YOURS WENDY….

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Happy Now Wendy..?

(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)

Wendy James worked very very hard..

To earn the artistic respect of the Public..

She needn’t have bothered..

R.E.S.P.E.C.T..

b.t.w.

Love that new album release date darling..!

No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?

Cough.

Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..

I think you’ll find..

Wendy.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

26/07/2009

RIP THIS JOINT…

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What’s on the Desktop of DryBaby in July…

Why look..!

That’s Lauren Jones De La Second Mommy amongst the Racine Rarities…

I haven’t mentioned her for simply ages..

Not since she threw her one good “Sailor No Youth” opportunity down the toilet last year..

She must have thought I was finished with her..

As if.

I am not like her father in that respect.

Or one of her Mommies..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

25/07/2009

CAT 1001…

Classé dans : Blogs — Mots-clefs :, , , , , , , , — drybaby @ 4:14

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You seem somewhat surprised Wendy…

(Is that Son Of Meynell there too..?)

Of course I have this in my files…

(I posted something else in “Dying To Be Trendy” as you know..wink)

That was deliberate.

Why Not Tell..

Mark Daniel Bailey..

Before I Do.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

23/07/2009

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

SPINAL TAP
(Right Click To Download And Distribute Across The Internet)

Some people have written to me to ask..

“What did you mean by this DryBaby..?”

“TRUE CELEBRITY..”

By using an EXACT quote from one of Wendy’s “ridiculously enthusiastic” interviews from Australia last year..

(Already proven to be ludicrously over-estimating her “band” chances as events have proven after Christmas 2008..!)

Then the photo of how she was ACTUALLY being promoted..

It brought back memories of the classic parody movie “SPINAL TAP”..

The image on the LEFT above is the scene when the “huge” band discover how big they REALLY are…

The image on the RIGHT is the Wendy James sign outside a venue in Australia..

Even Transvision Vamp is deliberately added to get some interest going..

Truly..

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

20/07/2009

“..MORE OF THAT MICK JONES INFLUENCE…”

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Is THIS odd photograph more of that Mick Jones influence too..?

This is something you NEVER read in 2004.

(an “early draft” of the now infamous 2004 “official” Quite Great Press Release…Pete loves his “early drafts”..)

You will recognize certain parts which made it to the “official” P.R release.

The “Mick Jones” and “fellow nyc’ers Big Audio Dynamite” (yep seriously!) references did not..

racine – number one (2004)

the return of wendy james is of course a news worthy issue. the fact that she is returning with an album that most people will never want to admit is as good as it is all makes for the return even more fascinating.

rather than going over the woman’s illustrious past lets jump right into this sparkling new album.

rather than go into some big fancy studio with major label backing and a host of well known producers, which, with current demand for returning 80’s pop stars, you can just see would be a massively easy money option – wendy has chosen a far more interesting route back into the pop worlds collective conscious.

having relocated recently to nyc she formed new bonds with her drum machine and decided to learn every other instrument available to her to create the noises here, including guitar/bass/piano – no computers outside of the beats were used. making everything here all self made and self released as she then decided to form her own label (pia-k recordings), thus avoiding all the usual shark infested waters and maintaining the essential control factor.

for all the discussion and revelations in recent interviews that dr dre and eminem are the creators of the best new sounds the album sounds very traditionally old school indie with a splash of drum machine and subtle synthesizer noises. in fact, after several spins the albums 2 sonic reference points are fellow nyc’ers Joy Zipper and Big Audio Dynamite. there are the sunny uplifting indie guitar sweetness that joy zipper have excelled at in recent times matched against the odd flurry of beatbox programs and laidback guitar lines (hence the Big Audio Dynamite connection).

ok, the album doesn’t jump out and grab you, instead its a subtle beast that creeps up on you in such a warm and pleasant manner that when you realise just how much you have enjoyed the last 40+ minutes you press the start button again just to make sure..

starting off with the uptempo ‘the man’ (with gloriously catchy ‘its so easy’ vocal loop) its obvious that wendy has really learnt how to use her vocal skills, using doubled up vocals she sounds vibrant and completely on form. ‘grease monkey’ is next and is to be the albums first single release. with its throbbing bass synth line this comes over as a fine electro-rock groover, which if given a proper remix job by people who love the original could slay the dancefloor monsters. a great track. sensuous pounding beats and breathless lyrics make this addictive. breaking the style a little with the old broken piano led ‘princess patience blues’ is a lovely little tune that compensates for the slightly annoying screechy vocal loop that permeates through the next track ‘hip hop 156′ that aint hip hop at all, but actually sounds like an old transvision vamp b-side.

the track that really surprised me the most though, has to be ‘w.13th’, with its laid back blue beat ska type bass line and harmonica line like some long lost one dove out take. very brave and kinda cool – it works, just. as do several other tracks throughout, whether it’s the britpop throwaway fun of ‘blond mink mimi’ recalling the days when another woman lead guitar group louise wener’s sleeper were ruling the headlines. somehow creating a weird level of nostalgia for such innocent days. unfortunately though for some, ‘heavy metal dude’ is not a full on industrial ministry-style rock anthem, but more of the slight beats, tight rhythm guitars, punchy pianos and a quality ending involving all sorts of ‘ba-ba-babababa’, beat breakdown and dubbed up guitars –

more of that mick jones influence ?

as expected, moods are mellowed towards the albums end with the orchestrations of ‘cakewalk’ and the downbeat but determined ‘life goes on’ (‘i’ve stood my ground where so many fall’), giving slight insights into wendys obvious intentions.

the level of variety in the instrumentation and production may be a negative for some, but, it does mean that the album has a consistent sound throughout with very little in the way of modern pop music concessions. so, it’s a good job that the songs are as bubbly, sharply focused and melodically strong as they are. for the second album wendy will recruit a whole bunch of nyc musicians to create her sounds live, so i expect that the small, rounded, warm, lo-fi sound that she has created here will be expanded upon – if it works and she still manages to maintain the level of control over the results, as she has done here, remains to be seen, as this album is an obvious indicator of the womans pop music talents. something i suspect will be hard to admit for many ..

a fine proper pop album by a proper pop star.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

12/07/2009

WENDY USES A FRIEND’S PAINFUL DEATH FOR DESPERATELY NEEDED FREE PUBLICITY…A NEW LOW.

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DID YOU WRITE TO HER FAMILY AND TELL THEM ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF THEIR DAUGHTER’S GOLD COAT WENDY..DID YOU?

Well it was bound to happen I suppose..

Wendy finally sinks to a new LOW for cheap publicity..

“The Lead Singer Of Transvision Vamp..”

(oh really?..the lead singer of a band who broke up almost 20 years ago?)

“Wendy James wrote us a beautiful letter saying how she really loved her and how she thought she was saintly…

She adored the clothes Cat made for her and really got on with her at the fittings…”

That’ll be the typical “love” that Wendy gives to every body when she wants them to do things for her and like her…

“I love you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and him and her and those and it..”

Thank Goodness “someone” showed them that “Rolling Stones Launch” photo of Wendy wearing the Gold coat and smirking..

(Who could that kind “someone” have been I wonder..?)

And not these more REALISTIC stoned ones..

“YOU’RE ON FIRE..”

(frighteningly prophetic headline to a blog or what..??)

And just when I thought Wendy couldn’t sink any lower..

I would love to say I am suprised.

Sorry To The Girl’s Family For Their Loss.

Hang Your Head In Shame Wendy James.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

08/07/2009

L I N D Y…

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You remember “David ‘Lindy’ Lindwall” don’t you..?

He has been one of Wendy’s “Top Friends” since she started her My Space page..

(The people who REALLY reflect her true personality rather than her customers/fans..)

People have written to me many many times asking who he actually is..

(They’ve noticed him there with his chainsaw and stuff..)

Well in place of a full blow “bio”…

Here’s the latest version of his website..

(Yes it IS in black and white…which is so now!)

Lindy Is Doin’ Tees This Month.

Stunning.

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

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