THE WENDY AND THE IVY…

HAPPY PARTY TIMES AT THE IVY (Australia) TURN SOUR FOR POOR JUSTIN…

These are some “candid” shots of the happy times at The Ivy..

Wendy played several DeeJay gigs there recently..

“The Cocaine Was Simply Superb Darling..!”

Obviously she did it to “promote” her solo career as a musician..

Cough….Snort…

These unseen photos were taken during the good times..

Before the harsh reality of a recession and credit crunch spoiled their fun..

The guy in the robe (with Ivy) on it is the owner Justin Hemmes..

And the girl with BLOOD on her face (I kid you not!) is our old friend..

RUBY ROSE…

The TOPLESS girl in the pool (which is actually in the club) is not Wendy..

W only poses TOPLESS for tacky tabloids of if you give her cocaine and $5 bucks..

Like this..

Little Miss Pardon-My-Tits

Superficial Selfish Party People..

The lot of them..

Wendy’s sort of person..

No Ordinaries..

Snort.

Gonna buy Wendy’s new album now..?

Thought not.

Enjoy the pix..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SPOTTED THIS KARMIC MISTAKE…?

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR,FAR AWAY…

Maybe Wendy got photographed on Tattoine as well..

That would explain the “space boots” and the Chewbacca skin coat..

Help yourselves to the photo mesh-up..

Spread it across the internet..

May The Force Be With You.

Wink

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“TIGHT PUSSY,LOOSE SHOES AND A WARM PLACE TO SHIT…”

“I’ll tell you what the coloreds want. It’s three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit…”

Earl Lauer Butz (1909-2008)

Following yesterday’s very popular blog posting

“Ossie Is Back From The Dead..”

I was asked if I could post anymore pictures of “Aussie Jimmy”..

Well as a matter of fact Mr Jimmy is VERY camera shy and reclusive..

He (for some bizarre reason) doesn’t even want you to know who he is and that he even exists..!

Despite getting a “Thank You” credit on the Wendy Yen “Adonised” photo session..

(Maybe he is a member of “Racine” (snicker) we haven’t been told about..?)

No doubt Wendy will explain it on her blog in the none too distant future..

(Like fuck she will..!)

Anyway..

I was just wondering if Mr Jimmy is getting what the “coloureds” wanted all those years ago..?

“Warm Place To Shit..”

Well he lives in Australia so it will be warm wherever he chooses to shit..

“Loose Shoes..”

He obviously likes “Converse” trainers and they can be loosened to the wearer’s taste easily..

“Tight Pussy..”

He hangs around with Wendy James when she is in Australia for  drugs and sex legitimate deejay reasons..

So..

Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad Huh Jimmy..?

Wink.

See Ya.

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LITTLE BABY NOTHING…

This is yet ANOTHER of the Australian Paying-My-Dealer deejay flyers..

Which MYSTERIOUSLY don’t seem to be appearing on Wendy’s (cough) “Homepage”…

I wonder why..?

Could it be the “Creem Magazine” photo (1989) which I uploaded in 1998 onto WendyJames.Nu in the middle..?

(Wendy is holding a black guitar in the full photo)

Could it be the use of ‘MCA’,'Universal’ and ‘Uni‘ logos which have expired 20 years ago..?

The cynical use of a 1988 “Transvision Vamp” photograph to give the impression the band are still active..?

Or is the lack of ANY photo of Wendy James herself from May 2009..?

How about the lack of “Racine” anywhere..?

Truly pathetic..

Wendy must be desperate.

I think I even feel a tiny bit sorry for her..

If she’s reduced to this charade and trickery..

Whoever designed this (and of course it WASN’T Wendy..) very sad flyer..

Should hang their head in shame.

Still..

I was right yet again..

Wasn’t I..?

So that’s the silver lining..

Wink

See ya

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GOOD MORNING AUSTRALIA…

It’s Back..

This time Wendy is going to get a much less easy ride from Australia..

The DryBaby Effect..

I’ve Spent Weeks Preparing For This By Contacting My Australia Friends.

In Advance.

The Poor Cow Doesn’t Realise This.

She Will Find Out.

Stay tuned for the fireworks..

Wink

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THE COCAINE AND THE IVY…

THIS IS JIMMY..

HE IS AUSTRALIAN…

HE IS 29 YEARS OLD..

HE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR “SUPPORT” OF WENDY JAMES..

BUYING HER ALBUMS,DOWNLOADS AND PAYING FOR HER LIVE TICKETS.

WITHOUT YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY.

IN HER POCKET.

WENDY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BUY HIS “PRODUCT”.

FOR $70 AN OUNCE.

HE WOULD HAVE TO WORK LIKE AN ORDINARY.

JIMMY DOESN’T DO WORK.

LIKE YOU DO.

JIMMY SAYS THANKS.

HIS EX-WIFE SAYS THANKS.

SO DOES HIS CHILD.

WENDY DOESN’T SAY THANKS OF COURSE.

TO THE LIKES OF YOU.

WHY SHOULD SHE?

SHE OWES YOU NOTHING.

WINK.

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HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…

(Right Click To Download And Keep)

“HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…”

I did promise I would post the 25 “adjustments” that were made to Wendy’s face..

Here they are..

Help Yourselves..

I’ve done it kinda like a couple of pages from a fashion magazine feature spread..

I thought Wendy would appreciate the irony..

One simply must send a copy to Marc Jacobs’ people..

It would be too too divine and utterly now.

Her fashionista “friends” will simply adore it..

Darling.

Wink

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“DARLING I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ADORE YOU…”

DryBaby’s Communique…

Monsieur Gaetan And The Laughable Made Up Clown Fake Punk Band “The Towers Of London” (R.I.P)

“DARLING I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ADORE YOU…”

Can you read that clearly enough people..?

Wendy will “adore” anyone nowadays..

C’est Monsieur Gaetan..!!

Monsieur Gaetan is one of the few people who gives her an ego buzz..

(He hung out with the Towers Of London so obviously KNOWS quality when he sees it..!)

The Tower Of London are (were?) a jokey made up manufactured English “punk” band..

They tried (and failed miserably) to get hyped into the music chart there..

Things didn’t go according to (cynical) plan for them..

They were publically ridiculed by everyone in the music biz..

Two members leaving..

A radically desperate image change..

(Their punk “style” was laughed at and never took off so they junked it..)

A massive ignored FLOP second album (and huge flop single!) in 2008..

(Well Have you heard of it..?)

Dropped by their “label” after this flop..

And Viola..

And it looks like what’s left of “The Towers” will be calling it a day soon..

Not a day too soon either..

(Sounds very familiar that series of events doesn’t it..?)

Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish..!

Anyway back to the “I fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking adore you” girl…

Wendy’s got to have that ego buzz..

It’s like Cocaine to her..

See..?

She’s addicted to it..

The Ordinaries don’t give it to her anymore..

Damn them..!

So Wendy’s gotta suck it up where she can find it..

And suck it she does..

Like A Thirsty Camel Chasing Water Across The Desert.

So remember..

TOWERS OF LONDON…..WENDY JAMES..

Connected…

Remember that very soon is all I’m saying..

Of course you will.

Kay..?

Wink

See Ya

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“ONE SIMPLY ADORES ONE’S MARC JACOBS KNICKERS ON ONE’S SUPERIOR ARSE TRULY ONE DOES…DARLING!!”

“ONE SIMPLY ADORES ONE’S MARC JACOBS KNICKERS TRULY ONE DOES…”

Wendy has a unique and very rare designer arsehole so SIMPLY must wear them on her airbrushed bottom lest she die..!

“I am not a clothes horse.I am a musician.”
Wendy “Breathing A More Superior Oxygen Than You” James (1993)

(cue a loud burst of 1980’s american sit-com canned laughter at this exact point..)

Wendy gained TWO expensive habits during the 1990’s…

Designer Clothes…

Designer Cocaine…

(There is THOSE “claims” being publically aired again yet still don’t see that LAWSUIT dropping through my letterbox…)

Why ever not readers..?

I’ll tell ya..

There is a very old legal saying…

“You Can’t Sue If It’s True..”

It’s True.

So…

Wendy Can’t Sue..

(A court appointed doctor would only have to “swab” the inside of Wendy’s nostrils to prove she IS on Coke.It would take seconds…)

I would then COUNTERSUE and demand DAMAGES and a PUBLIC APOLOGY in a heartbeat..

(I would give any MONEY I got to charity as I don’t need it (true!) but that PUBLIC APOLOGY would be sweeeeet..)

So she is “reluctant” to pursue DryBaby in such a potentially BACKFIRING way..

And don’t I know it..!

“He’s right goddamn him and it is such a frustrating pisser for moi..”
Wendy “I Hate The Truth” James

Anyway…

All this “frightful” talk of recession and unemployment from the Ordinaries nowadays has made Wendy so worn out and tired to her soul..

(those last three words come from a well known Van Morrison song fact fans..)

Fingers crossed that after the “Parisienne Experience” (photos of that very soon Drybaby fans btw!) she will find some small time for a holiday in the sun..

Amongst her too too busy schedule of superstardom…

She truly deserves it.

It’s been simply ages Darling..!

Although one simple hasn’t got a thing to wear..!

Darling Sweetie Marc might just give one some new goodies..

From his latest teeny tiny collection…

Snooooort…

N’est pas..?

LOUD COUGH…

(Come the revolution she and her type are first up against the wall etc…)

Wink

See ya

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LIFE IS RANDOM…

(Right Click To Download And Save)

“LIFE IS RANDOM…”

(Random Influence is actually a company so Wendy is also doing a thinly veiled piece of ADVERTISING in this photo session as well licking her own airbrushed ass…)

Lots of people have written to me asking for these in their FULL SIZE…

Why of course my friends…

Help Yourselves..

Whydontcha..?

Now no drawing swastikas or a “hitler” moustache on Wendy’s digitally “defreckled” face underneath “Cynical Money Grubbing Media Whore” words written in blood red ink…

Kay..?

You naughty DryBaby readers..!

Leave THAT to DryBaby…

As per usual..

WINK.

See ya

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“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

It’s true..

you SO do…

Wink..

Ciao Manhattan..!

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(Spotted the oddest thing did ya?…Yep those “FACE” photos had their CIGARETTES removed for the American Market..True!)

ALCOHOL ON THE TURNTABLE…

Blood On The Dancefloor..

Alcohol On The Turntable..

Coke In The WifeBeater..

For All Those “Northcote” Collectors..

Wink

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¿SABES DE TU HELENA?…

Reading Magazines Printed On Paper is too 20th Century…

Wink

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La Femme Lumineuse….

(Click All To Enlarge And Read)

“La Femme Lumineuse….”
(The Luminous Woman)

Hot Press 1988

“Lady Of The Vamp” doesn’t translate to french…

and it is a poor pun of “Lady Of The Lamp” anyway…

Florence Nightingale

Seeing as the Hot Press interviews are very popular here indeed..

(Wendy was bizarrely honest in these interviews whilst lying in 99% of the rest…)

This is the very first one Wendy ever did…

“I used to live and breathe Joe Strummer..”

(more than Joe does nowadays…cough)

It gives a good snapshot of Nick and Wendy’s songwriting “style/method”…

“You listen to a brilliant song and think “God I wish I’d written that!” so you decide “We’re going to!”

(In 1991 various governments around the world “introduced” new copyright laws to stop such “songwriting methods” and Nick Sayer was one of the first people affected by the change in rules especially on the track “Twangy Wigout” which was “inspired” by Serge Gainsbourg’s “Je t’aime” and his publishing company “requested” Mr Gainsbourg was given a public credit on the album sleeve.Nick has not publically written anything since…)

Wendy also speaks about not glamourising drug use..

“…if journalists take time out to ask me something I must think very carefully about what I’m saying…”

That’ll be her “Personality No 1″ speaking there..

The other 6 “Personalities” inside her head couldn’t give a shit though..

Wink

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MERCI WENDY…..

(Click BOTH To Enlarge,Print Out,And Stick On Your Walls..)

Thanks Wendy..

Just what I was looking for..

A couple of perfect “cokehead” images with plenty of room for text..

I couldn’t have wished for better in my wildest dreams..

Wendy looking every inch the wasted junkie..

Jimmy really IS worth something to me after all..

YOU COULD SET YOUR WATCH BY HIM..

(now where have I heard that before..?)

Anyway..

Thanks to the two cleverest people with the best judgement in the world..

May I present..

Some DRYBABY “anti-cocaine” posters…

Print them out and tell your friends..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya