THE OMEN…

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

See ya

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“..I HAVE FOUND IT IS A GOOD THING TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY PEOPLE WHO ARE AS GOOD AT THEIR JOBS AS I AM AT MINE..”

People Who Are Excelling In Their Fields Right At This Moment Somewhere.

“…I’ve realized a self awareness that it is a good and positive thing to be represented and taken care of by people who are as good at their jobs as I am at mine,it raises your game,naturally,to be surrounded by those who are excelling in their own fields..”
Wendy James 2009

That’ll be the reason why you are so good and successful then huh..?

Deluded much are you Wendy..?

What am I saying..?

OF COURSE SHE FUCKING IS…

Drugs Will Do That Every Time.

Poor Poor Cow.

Wink

See ya

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EVERYONE DANCES TO MY iTUNES NOT YOURS WENDY….

Happy Now Wendy..?

(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)

Wendy James worked very very hard..

To earn the artistic respect of the Public..

She needn’t have bothered..

R.E.S.P.E.C.T..

b.t.w.

Love that new album release date darling..!

No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?

Cough.

Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..

I think you’ll find..

Wendy.

See ya

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RIP THIS JOINT…

What’s on the Desktop of DryBaby in July…

Why look..!

That’s Lauren Jones De La Second Mommy amongst the Racine Rarities…

I haven’t mentioned her for simply ages..

Not since she threw her one good “Sailor No Youth” opportunity down the toilet last year..

She must have thought I was finished with her..

As if.

I am not like her father in that respect.

Or one of her Mommies..

Wink

See ya

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WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

(Right Click To Download And Distribute Across The Internet)

Some people have written to me to ask..

“What did you mean by this DryBaby..?”

“TRUE CELEBRITY..”

By using an EXACT quote from one of Wendy’s “ridiculously enthusiastic” interviews from Australia last year..

(Already proven to be ludicrously over-estimating her “band” chances as events have proven after Christmas 2008..!)

Then the photo of how she was ACTUALLY being promoted..

It brought back memories of the classic parody movie “SPINAL TAP”..

The image on the LEFT above is the scene when the “huge” band discover how big they REALLY are…

The image on the RIGHT is the Wendy James sign outside a venue in Australia..

Even Transvision Vamp is deliberately added to get some interest going..

Truly..

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

Wink

See ya

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“ONE SIMPLY ADORES ONE’S MARC JACOBS KNICKERS ON ONE’S SUPERIOR ARSE TRULY ONE DOES…DARLING!!”

“ONE SIMPLY ADORES ONE’S MARC JACOBS KNICKERS TRULY ONE DOES…”

Wendy has a unique and very rare designer arsehole so SIMPLY must wear them on her airbrushed bottom lest she die..!

“I am not a clothes horse.I am a musician.”
Wendy “Breathing A More Superior Oxygen Than You” James (1993)

(cue a loud burst of 1980’s american sit-com canned laughter at this exact point..)

Wendy gained TWO expensive habits during the 1990’s…

Designer Clothes…

Designer Cocaine…

(There is THOSE “claims” being publically aired again yet still don’t see that LAWSUIT dropping through my letterbox…)

Why ever not readers..?

I’ll tell ya..

There is a very old legal saying…

“You Can’t Sue If It’s True..”

It’s True.

So…

Wendy Can’t Sue..

(A court appointed doctor would only have to “swab” the inside of Wendy’s nostrils to prove she IS on Coke.It would take seconds…)

I would then COUNTERSUE and demand DAMAGES and a PUBLIC APOLOGY in a heartbeat..

(I would give any MONEY I got to charity as I don’t need it (true!) but that PUBLIC APOLOGY would be sweeeeet..)

So she is “reluctant” to pursue DryBaby in such a potentially BACKFIRING way..

And don’t I know it..!

“He’s right goddamn him and it is such a frustrating pisser for moi..”
Wendy “I Hate The Truth” James

Anyway…

All this “frightful” talk of recession and unemployment from the Ordinaries nowadays has made Wendy so worn out and tired to her soul..

(those last three words come from a well known Van Morrison song fact fans..)

Fingers crossed that after the “Parisienne Experience” (photos of that very soon Drybaby fans btw!) she will find some small time for a holiday in the sun..

Amongst her too too busy schedule of superstardom…

She truly deserves it.

It’s been simply ages Darling..!

Although one simple hasn’t got a thing to wear..!

Darling Sweetie Marc might just give one some new goodies..

From his latest teeny tiny collection…

Snooooort…

N’est pas..?

LOUD COUGH…

(Come the revolution she and her type are first up against the wall etc…)

Wink

See ya

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ALCOHOL ON THE TURNTABLE…

Blood On The Dancefloor..

Alcohol On The Turntable..

Coke In The WifeBeater..

For All Those “Northcote” Collectors..

Wink

See Ya

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“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”

“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”

“Wow Madam is angry…”

You can say that again..

This is the English “translation” of the (infamous?) Rock And Folk interview from 1991…

“I don’t like to make photographs contrary to what people think..it is a pointless detail..”

(Cough…Visit Her MySpace Moving Wendy Gallery-A-Rama Whydontcha….Cough..)

It was done for the WOW fanzine run by Steve & Donna Hughes...

(They got a guy to translate it for their fanzine and this is his original words..)

Seeing as his version is 99% accurate (give or take a few grammer issues) I decided not to translate it myself for you..

“Fred’s” version captures all the venom,anger and resentment Wendy was feeling towards her fellow English folk..

(They had just rejected “I Just Wanna” & were about to reject “Looks Could Kill” back in the United Kingdom so she was SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF with them…)

Like this…

“To put it crudely to say Manchester is a cool place what a fucking joke! Have you ever seen Manchester?..”

“Let them say Joy Division are the greatest band in the universe and let them die..!!!”

Racine played Manchester on their last tour..

(They had to make up for the cancelled London & Brighton gigs somehow..)

Don’t think they will again though..

(Wendy might puke if she has to meet too many Mancunians at once..)

The rest of the interview follows along the same lines…

(Basically “You Dared Reject Me So Fuck You All” again and again and again…)

This type of “honest” interview is what is known in the music biz as a

A First Class Invitation To A Public Ass Kicking

Not suprisingly it was never mentioned in English markets..

Why..?

Wendy was depending on it NEVER being translated into English so people back home could read it…

WRONG.

“Wendy’s words Dear Readers..”

See ya

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“Pardon My Tits…” (5)

A SERIES OF IMAGES FROM 2008…

FOR YOU TO DOWNLOAD AND DISPLAY DURING YOUR CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR’S PARTIES…

(THEY CAN ALSO BE DISPLAYED THROUGH YOUR GAMES CONSOLE OR COMPUTER AS A SLIDE SHOW..)

THEY WILL BE HUGELY POPULAR..

(5)

Wendy considering Page 3 of the UK tabloid The Sun pornographic in 1991.Reposted June 2008

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VOX WENDY…Page 1

C’est Fini Lauren….?

Le J

S.N.Y