(Why not use your Google to look up each of those medical words..)
HERE IS A HANDY “CUT AND KEEP” GUIDE TO..
C O C A I N E
It is a skin aliment which is caused by a reaction to drugs..
It can also infect your anus.
So taking cocaine can give you a painful annoying arsehole..
And make you into one too.
I Thank You.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
“Confused” and horrendously thin..
Do you think she looks “sexy” now..?
All you Wendy sycophants..
Do you.?
No wonder even you lot didn’t dare “comment” on these photos on her My Space site..
Cowards.
Wendy James looking even more “worn” than I expected..
(November 2009)
She has now finally got the “heroin chic” all junkies get in their final days..
Channeling Amy Winehouse..
Sickening.
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
COKED UP..
This is the last of the Wendy Coked Up In Australia photos..
That’s about $400 worth up her right nostril alone..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Page Preview (C) Fuego Fanzine No 1 2009
F I R E.
G A L L E N.
B E L I E V E.
D R Y B A B Y
This would make a fantastic Marc Jacobs “campaign” for his latest collection,wouldn’t it Wendy..?
Odd that he doesn’t “use” your face (or name ) in his advertising isn’t it..?
It works brilliantly for MY advertising..
Much Thanks to Focus 12..
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
It’s Halloween..
The perfect time for DryBaby to open..
His Wendy James Horrors file..
Just enough to show you one of it’s darkest secrets..
You See What I See.
Are You Scared Of Wendy Now..?
H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N
“Wade Crescent Stole My Face..!”
And I want it back..
In the “early” days of DryBaby (about early 2007)..
Just after I “published” the first pictures of myself..
A girl sent me the “Wade” picture above and accused me of actually being him..
(Helping Wendy by “pretending” to be critical of her…if you don’t mind!)
Under the assumed name of “DryBaby”…
I sent her a photocopy of my passport with the above official picture in it..
And explained that my eye colour is light blue in reality..
(The official photo makes them seem brown which they certainly are NOT..)
For some odd reasons she replied it only convinced her more..
Whatyagonnado..?
So now you know.
Oh well..
At least the above montage will be just what Elena Gallen is looking for..
I’ll post my full frontal nude ones later Elena..
Kay..?
Wink
DryBaby.
(Or is it The Wade.?)
“..Meet Golden. He’s gorgeous, charming, and very serious about his work. A jazz musician by day, by night he’s an exclusive escort for glamorous modern women, paid in expensive dinners and fabulous clothes to service their every desire…”
Mr Gregory Foat is from The Isle Of Wight.
He is very very sorry for any public embarrassment he may have caused..
He honestly knows no better.
He promises it won’t happen again.
“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”
Mieow…and…Ouch!
This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …
From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..
Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..
I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..
Wendy’s current appearance facewise..
(Ya think..??)
Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..
(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)
Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?
Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..
(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)
And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..
R E S U L T.
Wink.
See ya.
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
CLICK EACH SECTION TO ENLARGE AND READ…
(The largest most in depth interview Wendy James did in 1993)
And by far and away the most popular article on this site..
THE INTERVIEW WENDY WISHES YOU COULD NEVER READ AGAIN…
The last time Wendy James told anything resembling the TRUTH in an interview..
It of course TOTALLY CONTRADICTS the phony bullshit she’s tried to pass off since about events then..
Due to huge demand I am reposting it in a more prominent position..
With an ENGLISH title..
See ya
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You seem somewhat surprised Wendy…
(Is that Son Of Meynell there too..?)
Of course I have this in my files…
(I posted something else in “Dying To Be Trendy” as you know..wink)
That was deliberate.
Why Not Tell..
Mark Daniel Bailey..
Before I Do.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Is THIS odd photograph more of that Mick Jones influence too..?
This is something you NEVER read in 2004.
(an “early draft” of the now infamous 2004 “official” Quite Great Press Release…Pete loves his “early drafts”..)
You will recognize certain parts which made it to the “official” P.R release.
The “Mick Jones” and “fellow nyc’ers Big Audio Dynamite” (yep seriously!) references did not..
racine – number one (2004)
the return of wendy james is of course a news worthy issue. the fact that she is returning with an album that most people will never want to admit is as good as it is all makes for the return even more fascinating.
rather than going over the woman’s illustrious past lets jump right into this sparkling new album.
rather than go into some big fancy studio with major label backing and a host of well known producers, which, with current demand for returning 80’s pop stars, you can just see would be a massively easy money option – wendy has chosen a far more interesting route back into the pop worlds collective conscious.
having relocated recently to nyc she formed new bonds with her drum machine and decided to learn every other instrument available to her to create the noises here, including guitar/bass/piano – no computers outside of the beats were used. making everything here all self made and self released as she then decided to form her own label (pia-k recordings), thus avoiding all the usual shark infested waters and maintaining the essential control factor.
for all the discussion and revelations in recent interviews that dr dre and eminem are the creators of the best new sounds the album sounds very traditionally old school indie with a splash of drum machine and subtle synthesizer noises. in fact, after several spins the albums 2 sonic reference points are fellow nyc’ers Joy Zipper and Big Audio Dynamite. there are the sunny uplifting indie guitar sweetness that joy zipper have excelled at in recent times matched against the odd flurry of beatbox programs and laidback guitar lines (hence the Big Audio Dynamite connection).
ok, the album doesn’t jump out and grab you, instead its a subtle beast that creeps up on you in such a warm and pleasant manner that when you realise just how much you have enjoyed the last 40+ minutes you press the start button again just to make sure..
starting off with the uptempo ‘the man’ (with gloriously catchy ‘its so easy’ vocal loop) its obvious that wendy has really learnt how to use her vocal skills, using doubled up vocals she sounds vibrant and completely on form. ‘grease monkey’ is next and is to be the albums first single release. with its throbbing bass synth line this comes over as a fine electro-rock groover, which if given a proper remix job by people who love the original could slay the dancefloor monsters. a great track. sensuous pounding beats and breathless lyrics make this addictive. breaking the style a little with the old broken piano led ‘princess patience blues’ is a lovely little tune that compensates for the slightly annoying screechy vocal loop that permeates through the next track ‘hip hop 156′ that aint hip hop at all, but actually sounds like an old transvision vamp b-side.
the track that really surprised me the most though, has to be ‘w.13th’, with its laid back blue beat ska type bass line and harmonica line like some long lost one dove out take. very brave and kinda cool – it works, just. as do several other tracks throughout, whether it’s the britpop throwaway fun of ‘blond mink mimi’ recalling the days when another woman lead guitar group louise wener’s sleeper were ruling the headlines. somehow creating a weird level of nostalgia for such innocent days. unfortunately though for some, ‘heavy metal dude’ is not a full on industrial ministry-style rock anthem, but more of the slight beats, tight rhythm guitars, punchy pianos and a quality ending involving all sorts of ‘ba-ba-babababa’, beat breakdown and dubbed up guitars –
more of that mick jones influence ?
as expected, moods are mellowed towards the albums end with the orchestrations of ‘cakewalk’ and the downbeat but determined ‘life goes on’ (‘i’ve stood my ground where so many fall’), giving slight insights into wendys obvious intentions.
the level of variety in the instrumentation and production may be a negative for some, but, it does mean that the album has a consistent sound throughout with very little in the way of modern pop music concessions. so, it’s a good job that the songs are as bubbly, sharply focused and melodically strong as they are. for the second album wendy will recruit a whole bunch of nyc musicians to create her sounds live, so i expect that the small, rounded, warm, lo-fi sound that she has created here will be expanded upon – if it works and she still manages to maintain the level of control over the results, as she has done here, remains to be seen, as this album is an obvious indicator of the womans pop music talents. something i suspect will be hard to admit for many ..
a fine proper pop album by a proper pop star.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
DID YOU WRITE TO HER FAMILY AND TELL THEM ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF THEIR DAUGHTER’S GOLD COAT WENDY..DID YOU?
Well it was bound to happen I suppose..
Wendy finally sinks to a new LOW for cheap publicity..
“The Lead Singer Of Transvision Vamp..”
(oh really?..the lead singer of a band who broke up almost 20 years ago?)
“Wendy James wrote us a beautiful letter saying how she really loved her and how she thought she was saintly…
She adored the clothes Cat made for her and really got on with her at the fittings…”
That’ll be the typical “love” that Wendy gives to every body when she wants them to do things for her and like her…
“I love you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and him and her and those and it..”
Thank Goodness “someone” showed them that “Rolling Stones Launch” photo of Wendy wearing the Gold coat and smirking..
(Who could that kind “someone” have been I wonder..?)
And not these more REALISTIC stoned ones..
(frighteningly prophetic headline to a blog or what..??)
And just when I thought Wendy couldn’t sink any lower..
I would love to say I am suprised.
Sorry To The Girl’s Family For Their Loss.
Hang Your Head In Shame Wendy James.
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April In July…
I’ll let them tell you their “CONCEPT”…
1. Are you a clothing brand or a music label?
We are both. Our clothing is music, and music lives on our clothing.
2. What is a single?
A single is the A-side and B-side of the artist of the month.
3. What is a custom artist product?
A custom artist product is an item of clothing or an accessory always related to a specific APRIL77RECORDS artist of the month.
These items will always allow you to download the single from this artist.
4. Can you get pregnant from a toilet seat?
Probably not, but remains questionable.
I am gonna publically kick this fashion/music obsession vibe out of Wendy’s head…
Kick it hard..
Until she bleeds..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Don’t Do Drugs As They Turn You Into A Fucking Asshole For All The World To Laugh At..
After Farrah and poor sad Micheal Jackson..
Wonder who’ll be next..?
For The Celebrity Graveyard…
I could hazard a guess though.
Couldn’t you..?
Wink
See ya
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