ON THE COVER OF ROLLING STONE…

“I CAME HERE TO BLOW MINDS” – WRITTEN/RECORDED/MIXED/MASTERED..”
Wendy James Dec 19th 2009

You took your fucking time..!!!

(The Beatles wrote/recorded/mixed/mastered/designed/released Sgt Peppers in 8 months total and then apologised for taking so long…)

Forget something else in that bullshit statement did ya Wendy..?

Yer Actual Release Date..?

The Much Mentioned Ball Busting World Tour..?

Next Year’s Musicians-Du-Jour..?

How You Are Going To Negotiate The Notorious Australian Red Tape..?

Or Maybe Just Maybe..

Do You Want Me To Fill In The Public..?

I’d Be Happy To..

As You Know..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

ANOTHER PRICK IN THE WALL…

Oh sure this “DryBaby Concept” looks cool now..

But it’s gonna be VERY,VERY cool in 2010..

When everyone’s sees I posted it on 11th Dec 2009…

And brilliantly used these in Sept 16th 2009..

“WAITING FOR HER MAN…”

Pure DryBaby Genius.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

TILDA AND ME…

“TILDA SWINTON AND ME…”

By Wendy “Originality Is A Thing I Read About Once” James

(Can you believe she is almost 44 years young..!?!)

The photo on the left is the brilliant actress TILDA SWINTON..

(Derek Jarman,Orlando,Constantine,Young Adam,Chronicles Of Narnia..)

The photo on the right is the brilliant copycat WENDY JAMES..

(on the “set” of her hasty second “GREASE MONKEY” video in 2005 after the first one flopped..)

Sadly Wendy is very reluctant to allow anyone see both these visual masterpieces..

The world is simply not ready yet.

Can you see where Wendy got her “inspiration” from boy and girls..?

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

Mieow…and…Ouch!

This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …

From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..

Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..

I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..

Wendy’s current appearance facewise..

(Ya think..??)

Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..

(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)

Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?

Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..

(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)

And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..

R E S U L T.

Wink.

See ya.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“DON LETTS TOLD ME NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE PUBLIC…” Wendy James

“Don Letts told me not to give a fuck about the public..”

Wendy James in her “Inside The Wendy House” Hot Press Interview 2007..

Did he now..?

Did he really..?

Hope Don buys lots of copies of your new album Wendy.

The public you don’t give a fuck about sure won’t.

This is Radio Clash.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THE OMEN…

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“IN A WORLD OF THIEVES THE ONLY FINAL SIN IS STUPIDITY…” Hunter S Thompson

“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”

I was asked this week..

I dunno..

Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..

Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..

“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”

Hunter S Thompson

Ya think..?

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“I WAS A TEENAGE VAMP….” (HOT PRESS 93)

CLICK EACH SECTION TO ENLARGE AND READ…

(The largest most in depth interview Wendy James did in 1993)

And by far and away the most popular article on this site..

THE INTERVIEW WENDY WISHES YOU COULD NEVER READ AGAIN…

The last time Wendy James told anything resembling the TRUTH in an interview..

It of course TOTALLY CONTRADICTS the phony bullshit she’s tried to pass off since about events then..

Due to huge demand I am reposting it in a more prominent position..

With an ENGLISH title..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

EVERYONE DANCES TO MY iTUNES NOT YOURS WENDY….

Happy Now Wendy..?

(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)

Wendy James worked very very hard..

To earn the artistic respect of the Public..

She needn’t have bothered..

R.E.S.P.E.C.T..

b.t.w.

Love that new album release date darling..!

No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?

Cough.

Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..

I think you’ll find..

Wendy.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

It’s true..

you SO do…

Wink..

Ciao Manhattan..!

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(Spotted the oddest thing did ya?…Yep those “FACE” photos had their CIGARETTES removed for the American Market..True!)

ALCOHOL ON THE TURNTABLE…

Blood On The Dancefloor..

Alcohol On The Turntable..

Coke In The WifeBeater..

For All Those “Northcote” Collectors..

Wink

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D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

OSCAR…

“Oscar..”

1991.

This was the exact moment Wendy pushed her luck too far with the public…

The moment the tabloid media had waited 2 long years for…

Wendy had once said…

“What can they (the media) do to me…?”

After this article…

They raped her.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

See ya

KYLIE ET MOI…..

(Click Both To Enlarge And Read)

“KYLIE ET MOI…..”

This was the carefully but DELIBERATELY orchestrated “war of words” between Kylie Minogue and Wendy James…

It was a FAKE fight which was designed by Pete Bassett (MCA) and Simon Watson (Cinepop)…

With Wendy James’ full knowledge and co-operation…

She “acted” her part in this charade for free publicity…

It was fed to the tabloid press to generate some sales figures for MCA Record (UK)…

In Australia in 1991 Wendy tried (unsuccessfully) to re-start the fight for publicity reasons..

(During a radio interview where she also criticised Cathy Dennis for “blatant cynical sexual innuendo”…)

However this time Kylie’s management company threatened her with a lawsuit if she didn’t stop..

(Cathy Dennis’ management company,19 Management,also threatened her with a big lawsuit..)

Wendy stopped.

Kylie Minogue covered “Should I Stay Or Should I Go” by The Clash with Mick Jones personal approval..

Wendy James is FORBIDDEN to do any Clash cover versions…

(If you don’t believe me….simply ask her…you will be surprised at the answer..!)

In 2005 Elvis Costello said he would “love” to write a whole album for Kylie..

He said

“…She always had the class,style and grace which other bimbo pop stars in England lacked..”

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

Wendy James Et La Presse Populaire….

(Click Both To Enlarge And Read)

“Wendy James Et La Presse Populaire….”

(Wendy James And The Tabloids…)

The Tabloid Adventures of Wendy James continues…

“…it’s better to have a figure that’s fun than be a figure of fun…”

T-A-C-K-Y

and the fine upstanding citizen..

Rowland Rivron…

Wendy had a “stormy” 9 month relationship with him in the late 80’s..

Details of this “relationship” were fed to the rabid UK tabloid press by

Pete Bassett

(Then Head Of Press At MCA UK and now Quite Great P.R company)

Simon Watson

(Then Manager of Transvision Vamp and now forgotten nobody..)

and probably Mr Rivron’s agents too..

All the quotes from “friends” are probably at least one of these three idiots..

The “stories” were DELIBERATELY juiced up for the tabloid audience…

(lots of sex references and the normal “fictionalised facts” of the tabloids etc…)

All the “quotes” are made up fakes…

(Probably directly from Pete “MCA” Bassett himself..)

The Murky World Of Tabloid Publicity is always..

T-A-C-K-Y…

(once again all the “quotes” were made up by Pete Bassett..)

Publicity…People…Publicity.

To sell product for a multi national corporation’s profits..

Simple as that.

Wink

See ya

“LA BOUCHE…”

(Click All To Enlarge And Read)

“La Bouche”

(The Mouth)

I also promised I would post this too..

(sorry about the quality but it is ultra rare)

The FULL version of the “In Dublin” interview 1991..

“There was kind of us,Sputnik,BAD and Westworld and three of them have faded away..”

“Well for one Sputnik were crap..”

“Yeah but that was basically old punks trying to reharbour the same emotions..”

That’s called irony folks…!

Nothing sadder than an old punk huh Wendy…?

Maybe the woman desperate enough to have a “relationship” with such a pathetic figure perhaps..?

N’est pas..?

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya