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10/08/2009

CAN WE HAVE OUR MONEY BACK NOW THAT RACINE HAVE BROKEN UP “UNEXPECTEDLY” AS PREDICTED WENDY…?

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NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY..and NORWAY.

Wendy James lives in “fabulous,amazing,exciting” New York…

She pays tax to the U.S government and puts money into the shops and restaurants there..

Most of her (remaining) fans live in England and some countries in mainland Europe..

She promised to play America,Canada,Italy Australia,and Japan..

For months and months prior to this tour..

So obviously she and her “band” (ha,ha) played 7 gigs in Norway..

When it actually came down to it..

Beggars Can’t Be Choosers..

This is what happens when you “tour” the sort of gigs/venues/locations..

Real bands who AREN’T playacting at “Rock Star” have turned down..

And your agent have to get some SUCKERS into or risk losing their small commission..

Wendy took this flyer down from her website the day after the tour ended..

And has been somewhat “vague” about the details of it since (dates,venues,support acts,crowds etc..)

Even going so far as to “suggest” it was MUCH bigger and longer than it actually was as you can clearly see..

ATOMIK POWERED BULLSHIT..

“…Racine is Wendy James’s (formerly of Transvision Vamp) current project.

The band recently completed a sold out European tour with multiple nights in London that received raves across the board…

Additionally, Wendy has been manning turntables from Scandinavia to Spain at a series of cutting edge club nights…”

Raves…Across…The…Board

(Whatdoya mean you don’t remember any Fuckin’ Raves Across Any Fuckin’ Boards..?)

Racine had already called it a day AND shut their site down by the time this was posted on the internet.

Wendy knew that..

So the actual flyer went bye bye..

Just in case you might remember it DIFFERENTLY than Wendy later..

Like now in August 2009..

When Wendy is promisin’ a lot yet again..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

EVERYONE DANCES TO MY iTUNES NOT YOURS WENDY….

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Happy Now Wendy..?

(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)

Wendy James worked very very hard..

To earn the artistic respect of the Public..

She needn’t have bothered..

R.E.S.P.E.C.T..

b.t.w.

Love that new album release date darling..!

No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?

Cough.

Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..

I think you’ll find..

Wendy.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

26/07/2009

RIP THIS JOINT…

July

What’s on the Desktop of DryBaby in July…

Why look..!

That’s Lauren Jones De La Second Mommy amongst the Racine Rarities…

I haven’t mentioned her for simply ages..

Not since she threw her one good “Sailor No Youth” opportunity down the toilet last year..

She must have thought I was finished with her..

As if.

I am not like her father in that respect.

Or one of her Mommies..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

25/07/2009

CAT 1001…

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You seem somewhat surprised Wendy…

(Is that Son Of Meynell there too..?)

Of course I have this in my files…

(I posted something else in “Dying To Be Trendy” as you know..wink)

That was deliberate.

Why Not Tell..

Mark Daniel Bailey..

Before I Do.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

23/07/2009

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

SPINAL TAP
(Right Click To Download And Distribute Across The Internet)

Some people have written to me to ask..

“What did you mean by this DryBaby..?”

“TRUE CELEBRITY..”

By using an EXACT quote from one of Wendy’s “ridiculously enthusiastic” interviews from Australia last year..

(Already proven to be ludicrously over-estimating her “band” chances as events have proven after Christmas 2008..!)

Then the photo of how she was ACTUALLY being promoted..

It brought back memories of the classic parody movie “SPINAL TAP”..

The image on the LEFT above is the scene when the “huge” band discover how big they REALLY are…

The image on the RIGHT is the Wendy James sign outside a venue in Australia..

Even Transvision Vamp is deliberately added to get some interest going..

Truly..

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

20/07/2009

“..MORE OF THAT MICK JONES INFLUENCE…”

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Is THIS odd photograph more of that Mick Jones influence too..?

This is something you NEVER read in 2004.

(an “early draft” of the now infamous 2004 “official” Quite Great Press Release…Pete loves his “early drafts”..)

You will recognize certain parts which made it to the “official” P.R release.

The “Mick Jones” and “fellow nyc’ers Big Audio Dynamite” (yep seriously!) references did not..

racine – number one (2004)

the return of wendy james is of course a news worthy issue. the fact that she is returning with an album that most people will never want to admit is as good as it is all makes for the return even more fascinating.

rather than going over the woman’s illustrious past lets jump right into this sparkling new album.

rather than go into some big fancy studio with major label backing and a host of well known producers, which, with current demand for returning 80’s pop stars, you can just see would be a massively easy money option – wendy has chosen a far more interesting route back into the pop worlds collective conscious.

having relocated recently to nyc she formed new bonds with her drum machine and decided to learn every other instrument available to her to create the noises here, including guitar/bass/piano – no computers outside of the beats were used. making everything here all self made and self released as she then decided to form her own label (pia-k recordings), thus avoiding all the usual shark infested waters and maintaining the essential control factor.

for all the discussion and revelations in recent interviews that dr dre and eminem are the creators of the best new sounds the album sounds very traditionally old school indie with a splash of drum machine and subtle synthesizer noises. in fact, after several spins the albums 2 sonic reference points are fellow nyc’ers Joy Zipper and Big Audio Dynamite. there are the sunny uplifting indie guitar sweetness that joy zipper have excelled at in recent times matched against the odd flurry of beatbox programs and laidback guitar lines (hence the Big Audio Dynamite connection).

ok, the album doesn’t jump out and grab you, instead its a subtle beast that creeps up on you in such a warm and pleasant manner that when you realise just how much you have enjoyed the last 40+ minutes you press the start button again just to make sure..

starting off with the uptempo ‘the man’ (with gloriously catchy ‘its so easy’ vocal loop) its obvious that wendy has really learnt how to use her vocal skills, using doubled up vocals she sounds vibrant and completely on form. ‘grease monkey’ is next and is to be the albums first single release. with its throbbing bass synth line this comes over as a fine electro-rock groover, which if given a proper remix job by people who love the original could slay the dancefloor monsters. a great track. sensuous pounding beats and breathless lyrics make this addictive. breaking the style a little with the old broken piano led ‘princess patience blues’ is a lovely little tune that compensates for the slightly annoying screechy vocal loop that permeates through the next track ‘hip hop 156′ that aint hip hop at all, but actually sounds like an old transvision vamp b-side.

the track that really surprised me the most though, has to be ‘w.13th’, with its laid back blue beat ska type bass line and harmonica line like some long lost one dove out take. very brave and kinda cool – it works, just. as do several other tracks throughout, whether it’s the britpop throwaway fun of ‘blond mink mimi’ recalling the days when another woman lead guitar group louise wener’s sleeper were ruling the headlines. somehow creating a weird level of nostalgia for such innocent days. unfortunately though for some, ‘heavy metal dude’ is not a full on industrial ministry-style rock anthem, but more of the slight beats, tight rhythm guitars, punchy pianos and a quality ending involving all sorts of ‘ba-ba-babababa’, beat breakdown and dubbed up guitars –

more of that mick jones influence ?

as expected, moods are mellowed towards the albums end with the orchestrations of ‘cakewalk’ and the downbeat but determined ‘life goes on’ (‘i’ve stood my ground where so many fall’), giving slight insights into wendys obvious intentions.

the level of variety in the instrumentation and production may be a negative for some, but, it does mean that the album has a consistent sound throughout with very little in the way of modern pop music concessions. so, it’s a good job that the songs are as bubbly, sharply focused and melodically strong as they are. for the second album wendy will recruit a whole bunch of nyc musicians to create her sounds live, so i expect that the small, rounded, warm, lo-fi sound that she has created here will be expanded upon – if it works and she still manages to maintain the level of control over the results, as she has done here, remains to be seen, as this album is an obvious indicator of the womans pop music talents. something i suspect will be hard to admit for many ..

a fine proper pop album by a proper pop star.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

12/07/2009

WENDY USES A FRIEND’S PAINFUL DEATH FOR DESPERATELY NEEDED FREE PUBLICITY…A NEW LOW.

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DID YOU WRITE TO HER FAMILY AND TELL THEM ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF THEIR DAUGHTER’S GOLD COAT WENDY..DID YOU?

Well it was bound to happen I suppose..

Wendy finally sinks to a new LOW for cheap publicity..

“The Lead Singer Of Transvision Vamp..”

(oh really?..the lead singer of a band who broke up almost 20 years ago?)

“Wendy James wrote us a beautiful letter saying how she really loved her and how she thought she was saintly…

She adored the clothes Cat made for her and really got on with her at the fittings…”

That’ll be the typical “love” that Wendy gives to every body when she wants them to do things for her and like her…

“I love you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and him and her and those and it..”

Thank Goodness “someone” showed them that “Rolling Stones Launch” photo of Wendy wearing the Gold coat and smirking..

(Who could that kind “someone” have been I wonder..?)

And not these more REALISTIC stoned ones..

“YOU’RE ON FIRE..”

(frighteningly prophetic headline to a blog or what..??)

And just when I thought Wendy couldn’t sink any lower..

I would love to say I am suprised.

Sorry To The Girl’s Family For Their Loss.

Hang Your Head In Shame Wendy James.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

01/07/2009

APRIL IN JULY…

APRIL 77

April In July…

APRIL 77 RECORDS..

I’ll let them tell you their “CONCEPT”…

1. Are you a clothing brand or a music label?
We are both. Our clothing is music, and music lives on our clothing.

2. What is a single?
A single is the A-side and B-side of the artist of the month.

3. What is a custom artist product?
A custom artist product is an item of clothing or an accessory always related to a specific APRIL77RECORDS artist of the month.
These items will always allow you to download the single from this artist.

4. Can you get pregnant from a toilet seat?
Probably not, but remains questionable.

I am gonna publically kick this fashion/music obsession vibe out of Wendy’s head…

Kick it hard..

Until she bleeds..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y


30/06/2009

MISTAKE No 1…

Mistake No2Mistake No1(Click Both To Download And Spread Across The Internet Music Sites..)

“On a scale of one to ten.I rate a hundred..”

The story of my life..

DryBaby…

iTunes…

A match made in hell..

(of course I have sent copies of these to “All Music Guide” too…)

Enjoy.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

22/06/2009

CLOWNTIME IS OVER…

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This is the FULL SIZED original of this very popular photo from last year..

‘Wendy Pulls A Child Molester..”

Much Thanks to my Spanish friend who sent his own print of it to me..

It was originally taken for my friends at “Tilllate.Com”…

But never posted at this huge size..!

Much Thanks Again..

Enjoy the picture..

(If you can..Wendy is seriously “natural” in this one isn’t she..Yikes!)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

25/05/2009

“GREASE MY MONKEY BITCH…”

Classé dans : Blogs with PHOTOS — Mots-clefs :, , , , , , — drybaby @ 1:40

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“GREASE MY MONKEY BITCH…”

This is the long forgotten sleeves (and photos) of Wendy’s so far ONE AND ONLY solo single release..

The photos were taken during the making of the equally forgotten (deliberately) terrible video for the track..

(I hope to have BOTH version of the video up soon so stay tuned for that..kay?)

The single entered the UK charts at 103 in 2005..

The album was an unmitigated flop..

The “partnership” with One Little Indian ended unceremoniously with all “Racine” material being REMOVED from the label’s official site in 2006..

“Pia K” also seems to have been buried in the mists of time..

(No doubt “Notting Hill Publishers” had something to do with this as they seem to have faded from Wendy’s failed solo efforts too..)

The very fact that recent “bios” still discuss Transvision Vamp and the (now) 18 year old Costello album..

Yet avoid talking about this “recent” 2005 single/video..

Says all it needs to.

Wendy no doubt would like you to forget this even ever EXISTED..

But it so clearly did.

June 2009 will be the 5th anniversary of Wendy officially starting her solo career..

(She registered the now defunct website,and the “Pia K” company)

4 record/distribution deals,2 websites,2 message boards,8 musicians,2500 fans have come and gone since then.

Like a Greased Monkey.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

20/05/2009

FOR MY FRIENDS IN THE MEDIA…

01/05/2009

SISTER MORPHINE…

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APRIL 2009..

Sleeping Superstar…

Surrounded by all her fans…

And

The people in the music biz who truly love her…

Every Single One Of Them..

She’s very tired..

Still wearing last years’s clothes..

Superstar Skank..

Sleep Well Tiny Dancer…

Sleep Well..

You Can Score Coke Another Day..

The Nice Dealers Will Still Be Waiting For You..

Don’t Have Nightmares..

There’ll Be Plenty Of Those When You Wake Up..

SISTER MORPHINE..

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

12/03/2009

“YOU’RE ON FIRE…”

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“YOU’RE ON FIRE…”

I was asked today if I could post “those Night Of The Living Dead” photos again..

You mean these bad bunnies..?

La Morte Vivante

In Full Size and Colour..!

Like the shiny golden jacket do ya..?

Sure thing..

(Luckily I was gonna use the above headline today anyway..)

Help Yourselves.

Google Images here I come again..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

03/02/2009

KISS OUR ARSES SUCKERS….!

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KISS OUR ARSES SUCKERS….!

In this picture from left to right…

Damon Minchella (bass player,ex-member of Ocean Colour Scene,publishing company ringer)..

Duncan Ross (guitarist,he knows Robin Gibb you know,Welsh and Scouse at the same time,alcoholic)..

Some scrubber..

Gregory Foat (pianist,failed novelist’s front stooge,gigolo,small penis owner)…

Wendy James (cocaine user)…

Ray Sullivan (fake rocker,real prick)…

These individuals (minus Damon who is long gone) will want you to hand over YOUR MONEY to them very soon…

Will you..?

Course not.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

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