“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”

(This comes from a damaged printers proof sheet.Sorry about the quality.Not my fault)

“WHO’S THAT GIRL..?”

Seeing as this suddenly popular again..

(I suspect people might have accessed it thinking it was about Madonna’s movie of the same name..!)

I thought I’d repost it FULL SIZED in a more prominent position..

“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”

Which of course she did..

Yep this is also the one with

“I know MCA believe in me.Categorically.I am signed for the future”

How did she know..?

Her tampon told her..?

“MCA believe in you Wendy and your breasts are very sensitive this month..”

Notice Tony Powell’s two faced bullshit too…

He said the exact same thing about Danni Minogue a few weeks after this interview..

(He was later fired by Universal/MCA because of the flop of this album..)

This is the ONLY copy of this interview remaining worldwide.

It was done for the Independent On Sunday Magazine (UK) in 1993.

They did not keep any copy.

Wendy doesn’t remember doing this interview..

Wink

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“NICK TOOK HER VIRGINITY…”

(Click All To Enlarge And Read)

Another article which i was heavily requested to put in a more PROMINENT position..

It also has a new title..

(and actual quote from the interview..)

Originally (and very popularly in France) it was called..

“Dépuceler…”

(Deflower..)

It means to take someone’s virginity…..

(Steady Elena…steady!)

It is “Desflorar” in Spanish…

Just in case you want to deflower some Spanish virgins in the near future…

(Stop laughing Elena!…)

This is the FULL “James Blonde” interview I also promised to post..

The Marilyn quote is painfully IRONIC when you consider what happened later..

And Wendy does try to justify things which she later regretted apologising for..

Still it IS a nice “time warp” interview which gives you a snapshot of Wendy’s “mind” at the time..

(Will you stop laughing Elena?…I’m doing my serious bit now…distracting me like that!)

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Wink

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FOR MY FRIENDS IN THE MEDIA…

A  S E R I E S  O F  A R T I C L E S

(Click The Link To Read)

Wendy Pretending She Was Single…

My Favourite Year..

Wendy’s Last Rage…

Confessions Of A Trick Baby…

Look But Don’t Touch…

A Total Cynic..Moi?

I Promise So I Deliver..

Currently In New York Mixing Her Album…

The Bardot Rip Off…

For my friends in the media..

Help Yourselves.

Wink

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COME TO MADEIRA AND BRING YOUR TITS…

“COME TO MADEIRA AND BRING YOUR TITS…”

This is the original flyer for Wendy’s “Come To Madeira Sweet Thing” deejay gig last year..

(I wanted to wait until I got the full sized artwork before posting it..thus the delay kay?)

Not surprisingly she did not post THIS  dignified item on her site when the gig was announced..

(She was “selling” herself on the basis of a 17 year old topless photo…oh dear!)

The words on the back of the flyer are in Portuguese but basically they say..

“Wendy is the biggest super star to visit Madeira..”

“Following a huge number of hits she fronted what was one of the biggest bands of the entire 80’s..”

“Named as the biggest sex symbol of  all by MTV…”

“She produced two solo albums with her new band Racine during several big world tours..”

“She wrote the theme tune “Your a Good Man Sister” for Californication,the north american show starring David Duchovny in the lead role…”

Can you spot the “teeny tiny white lies” amongst all that subtle hype..?

The actual gig itself was poorly attended and Wendy was “out of it” as per usual..

Maybe she drank too much of the sponsor’s product..

Whisky-A-Go-Go

Wink

Slam Dunk.

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HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…

(Right Click To Download And Keep)

“HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…”

I did promise I would post the 25 “adjustments” that were made to Wendy’s face..

Here they are..

Help Yourselves..

I’ve done it kinda like a couple of pages from a fashion magazine feature spread..

I thought Wendy would appreciate the irony..

One simply must send a copy to Marc Jacobs’ people..

It would be too too divine and utterly now.

Her fashionista “friends” will simply adore it..

Darling.

Wink

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“Kate Moss → Wendy James → Dopppppeee…”

“Kate Moss → Wendy James → Dopppppeee…”

This is a GENUINE webpage in Japan..

They are “comparing” Wendy James and Kate Moss..

(and NOT because of their fashion habits either..)

Shame Elena’s creativity gets dragged into Kate & Wendy’s little “nose” hobby…

Guess what “Dopppppeee” means in Japanese slang…

(The clue is in the Kate Moss “Cocaine” video…ya think?)

and yep they did see THESE last year before you ask..

Lady Cocaine..

and..

Merry Christmas From That Nasty Piece Of Work DryBaby…

See if you can spot the reference to DryBaby’s blog amongst the Japanese..!

(hint: down below in the ‘comments’ section..see it?)

Thus the webpage they sent me…

In it’s entirety…

“The Drugs Don’t Work…”

Oh you naughty sarcastic Japanese..!

Wink.

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“Pardon My Tits…” (5)

A SERIES OF IMAGES FROM 2008…

FOR YOU TO DOWNLOAD AND DISPLAY DURING YOUR CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR’S PARTIES…

(THEY CAN ALSO BE DISPLAYED THROUGH YOUR GAMES CONSOLE OR COMPUTER AS A SLIDE SHOW..)

THEY WILL BE HUGELY POPULAR..

(5)

Wendy considering Page 3 of the UK tabloid The Sun pornographic in 1991.Reposted June 2008

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“..Elle n’aime pas être prise en photo…..” (2004)

Merci a Melissa Stewart (2004) et La Domaine De La Femme Wendy James (c)

Are you trying to tell us something Wendy..? (Playboy 1991)

THIS is the interview Wendy was doing at the exact time she “met” Pete Thomas.

It was done in the grounds of the Chateau Marmont…

(The very expensive Rock’n'Roll Hotel in Los Angeles…one bungalow costs $7,000 per night)

Wendy knew she was going to be going solo..

But “forgot” to mention it.

Except to a middle aged drummer from another band.

Certainly NOT to her (then) 80,000 fans back home in UK.

They repaid her thoughtfullness in 1993.

By shoving her Costello album up her anal passage.

Sideways..

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