THE OMEN…

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“IN A WORLD OF THIEVES THE ONLY FINAL SIN IS STUPIDITY…” Hunter S Thompson

“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”

I was asked this week..

I dunno..

Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..

Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..

“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”

Hunter S Thompson

Ya think..?

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

EVERYONE DANCES TO MY iTUNES NOT YOURS WENDY….

Happy Now Wendy..?

(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)

Wendy James worked very very hard..

To earn the artistic respect of the Public..

She needn’t have bothered..

R.E.S.P.E.C.T..

b.t.w.

Love that new album release date darling..!

No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?

Cough.

Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..

I think you’ll find..

Wendy.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

IT’S LIKE WATCHING SOMEONE SLOWLY DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES…

Wendy James “performing” at Disgraceland,Sydney Australia  June 5th…

The Gender Bender..

If you can call looking very ill,pale,extremely coked up and “confused”..

Performing.

Wendy has been VERY camera shy recently..

You’d swear she was HIDING something..

Wouldn’t you..?

Cough.

Enjoy the photos..

If you can..

(It’s like watching someone slowly die in front of your eyes isn’t..?)

Disgraceful.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(Thanks to my Aussie friend for sending these “candid” snaps..)

YOU’LL BELIEVE A WENDY ROBOT CAN CRY…

Guess what..?

The ELM STREET gig was recorded on video…

Ahem…

I haven’t uploaded video footage since before Christmas..

I must start again soon..

Especially with NORTHCOTE lying there..

Ready for public viewing..

In all it’s Wife-Beater Technicolour glory..

And there’s all those oft mentioned “backstage” clips too..

You’ll Believe A Wendy Robot Can Cry…

(oh boy can she..!)

Busy Summer Ahead..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“ONE SIMPLY ADORES ONE’S MARC JACOBS KNICKERS ON ONE’S SUPERIOR ARSE TRULY ONE DOES…DARLING!!”

“ONE SIMPLY ADORES ONE’S MARC JACOBS KNICKERS TRULY ONE DOES…”

Wendy has a unique and very rare designer arsehole so SIMPLY must wear them on her airbrushed bottom lest she die..!

“I am not a clothes horse.I am a musician.”
Wendy “Breathing A More Superior Oxygen Than You” James (1993)

(cue a loud burst of 1980’s american sit-com canned laughter at this exact point..)

Wendy gained TWO expensive habits during the 1990’s…

Designer Clothes…

Designer Cocaine…

(There is THOSE “claims” being publically aired again yet still don’t see that LAWSUIT dropping through my letterbox…)

Why ever not readers..?

I’ll tell ya..

There is a very old legal saying…

“You Can’t Sue If It’s True..”

It’s True.

So…

Wendy Can’t Sue..

(A court appointed doctor would only have to “swab” the inside of Wendy’s nostrils to prove she IS on Coke.It would take seconds…)

I would then COUNTERSUE and demand DAMAGES and a PUBLIC APOLOGY in a heartbeat..

(I would give any MONEY I got to charity as I don’t need it (true!) but that PUBLIC APOLOGY would be sweeeeet..)

So she is “reluctant” to pursue DryBaby in such a potentially BACKFIRING way..

And don’t I know it..!

“He’s right goddamn him and it is such a frustrating pisser for moi..”
Wendy “I Hate The Truth” James

Anyway…

All this “frightful” talk of recession and unemployment from the Ordinaries nowadays has made Wendy so worn out and tired to her soul..

(those last three words come from a well known Van Morrison song fact fans..)

Fingers crossed that after the “Parisienne Experience” (photos of that very soon Drybaby fans btw!) she will find some small time for a holiday in the sun..

Amongst her too too busy schedule of superstardom…

She truly deserves it.

It’s been simply ages Darling..!

Although one simple hasn’t got a thing to wear..!

Darling Sweetie Marc might just give one some new goodies..

From his latest teeny tiny collection…

Snooooort…

N’est pas..?

LOUD COUGH…

(Come the revolution she and her type are first up against the wall etc…)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

ALCOHOL ON THE TURNTABLE…

Blood On The Dancefloor..

Alcohol On The Turntable..

Coke In The WifeBeater..

For All Those “Northcote” Collectors..

Wink

See Ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

NO REGRETS WENDY…?

NO REGRETS
(The Walker Brothers)

I know your leaving’s too long overdue
For far too long I’ve had nothing new to show to you
Goodbye dry eyes
I watched your plane fade off west of the moon
And it felt so strange to walk away alone

No regrets
No tears goodbye
Don’t want you back
We’d only cry again
Say goodbye again

The hours that were yours
Echo like empty rooms
The thoughts we used to share
I now keep alone
I woke last night and spoke to you
Not thinking you were gone
It felt so strange to lie awake alone

No regrets
No tears goodbye
Don’t want you back
We’d only cry again
Say goodbye again

Our friends have tried
To turn my nights into day
Strange faces in your place
Can’t keep the ghosts away
Just beyond the darkest hour
Just behind the door
It still feels so strange to lead my life alone

Oh no regrets
No tears goodbye
Don’t want you back
We’d only cry again
Say goodbye again..

This is one of the (infamous) “The Desire To Be Photographed Is An Addiction” photo session from 2007..

Which you haven’t seen before until now..

She might have been told the images would make her seem “honest” and “real”..

Like Iggy Pop…

That’s how you do it Mr Photographer..

Flatter her Ego..

Tell her you wanna bring out her “natural” beauty..

A sure fire way of getting Wendy to throw her brain and judgement out the window..

Instead these are the type of images she got…

Far too HONEST and frighteningly REAL...

Wendy didn’t use them on her website..

She never mentions them to this day..

No Regrets..?

I bet she’s got plenty..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“Les Rockers Amphétamine..” (MM 1989)

CLICK EACH SECTION TO ENLARGE AND READ…

“Trash City Rockers” (MM 1989)

(Trash City Rockers doesn’t translate into French so I called the article “The Amphetmine Rockers” instead as it is the closest to the original intent…kay?)

yet ANOTHER Chris Roberts’ Wendy James Love In pretending to be a real interview..

Chris Roberts was Wendy’s best pal in the whole wide world….at least she tricked him into thinking he was for free publicity…!

Chris did about 7 “interviews” with Transvision Vamp between 1988 and 1991…

He also was “hired” by the band’s management to write the words on their official Tour Program..

He DOESN’T speak to Wendy James in 2008…

Wonder why..?

Wink

See ya

“..Elle n’aime pas être prise en photo…..” (2004)

Merci a Melissa Stewart (2004) et La Domaine De La Femme Wendy James (c)