“BEAM ME UP SCOTTY..”

COKED UP..

This is the last of the Wendy Coked Up In Australia photos..

That’s about $400 worth up her right nostril alone..

Wink

See ya

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“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

Mieow…and…Ouch!

This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …

From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..

Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..

I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..

Wendy’s current appearance facewise..

(Ya think..??)

Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..

(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)

Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?

Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..

(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)

And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..

R E S U L T.

Wink.

See ya.

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“DON LETTS TOLD ME NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE PUBLIC…” Wendy James

“Don Letts told me not to give a fuck about the public..”

Wendy James in her “Inside The Wendy House” Hot Press Interview 2007..

Did he now..?

Did he really..?

Hope Don buys lots of copies of your new album Wendy.

The public you don’t give a fuck about sure won’t.

This is Radio Clash.

Wink

See ya

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THE OMEN…

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

See ya

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“IN A WORLD OF THIEVES THE ONLY FINAL SIN IS STUPIDITY…” Hunter S Thompson

“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”

I was asked this week..

I dunno..

Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..

Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..

“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”

Hunter S Thompson

Ya think..?

See ya

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EVERYONE DANCES TO MY iTUNES NOT YOURS WENDY….

Happy Now Wendy..?

(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)

Wendy James worked very very hard..

To earn the artistic respect of the Public..

She needn’t have bothered..

R.E.S.P.E.C.T..

b.t.w.

Love that new album release date darling..!

No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?

Cough.

Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..

I think you’ll find..

Wendy.

See ya

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MOTHERFUCKER…

Yes she IS looking at the sleeve of her own album knowing full well it is a picture of her snorting cocaine in a toilet.She looks suitably ashamed and guilty..!

Yet Another DryBaby Exclusive..

Is there no end to DryBaby’s surprises..?

No.

High Definition Video is not always flattering to some people..

“I never wanted to be seen as a sex object..”
Wendy James 1993

Well you’ll be delighted with these skin crawling close ups then won’t ya babe..?

This is your public payback for the current Australian Fiasco Wendy..

Just so you know.

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

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GOOD MORNING AUSTRALIA…

It’s Back..

This time Wendy is going to get a much less easy ride from Australia..

The DryBaby Effect..

I’ve Spent Weeks Preparing For This By Contacting My Australia Friends.

In Advance.

The Poor Cow Doesn’t Realise This.

She Will Find Out.

Stay tuned for the fireworks..

Wink

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YOU’LL BELIEVE A WENDY ROBOT CAN CRY…

Guess what..?

The ELM STREET gig was recorded on video…

Ahem…

I haven’t uploaded video footage since before Christmas..

I must start again soon..

Especially with NORTHCOTE lying there..

Ready for public viewing..

In all it’s Wife-Beater Technicolour glory..

And there’s all those oft mentioned “backstage” clips too..

You’ll Believe A Wendy Robot Can Cry…

(oh boy can she..!)

Busy Summer Ahead..

Wink

See ya

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LIFE IS RANDOM…

(Right Click To Download And Save)

“LIFE IS RANDOM…”

(Random Influence is actually a company so Wendy is also doing a thinly veiled piece of ADVERTISING in this photo session as well licking her own airbrushed ass…)

Lots of people have written to me asking for these in their FULL SIZE…

Why of course my friends…

Help Yourselves..

Whydontcha..?

Now no drawing swastikas or a “hitler” moustache on Wendy’s digitally “defreckled” face underneath “Cynical Money Grubbing Media Whore” words written in blood red ink…

Kay..?

You naughty DryBaby readers..!

Leave THAT to DryBaby…

As per usual..

WINK.

See ya

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“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

It’s true..

you SO do…

Wink..

Ciao Manhattan..!

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(Spotted the oddest thing did ya?…Yep those “FACE” photos had their CIGARETTES removed for the American Market..True!)

ALCOHOL ON THE TURNTABLE…

Blood On The Dancefloor..

Alcohol On The Turntable..

Coke In The WifeBeater..

For All Those “Northcote” Collectors..

Wink

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KISS OUR ARSES SUCKERS….!

KISS OUR ARSES SUCKERS….!

In this picture from left to right…

Damon Minchella (bass player,ex-member of Ocean Colour Scene,publishing company ringer)..

Duncan Ross (guitarist,he knows Robin Gibb you know,Welsh and Scouse at the same time,alcoholic)..

Some scrubber..

Gregory Foat (pianist,failed novelist’s front stooge,gigolo,small penis owner)…

Wendy James (cocaine user)…

Ray Sullivan (fake rocker,real prick)…

These individuals (minus Damon who is long gone) will want you to hand over YOUR MONEY to them very soon…

Will you..?

Course not.

Wink

See ya

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La Femme Cocaïne….

“La Femme Cocaïne….”

(Lady Cocaine)

Cocaine is a “feminine” word in french and is often referred to as if it was a real life woman…

This is Wendy James doing the “deejay” thing in Australia..

(Sept 2008)

She is clearly “coked up”..

The white remnants in her nostril prove that without a doubt..

Lovely Girl.

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Wink

See ya

VOX WENDY….cover

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“VOX WENDY…”

(Voice Of Wendy..)

This was THE interview which brought Wendy James (And Transvision Vamp) career to a screeching halt..

It was meant to showcase her “confidence”…

It showcased her “arrogance” instead…

Wendy made it worse by refusing to apologise until MCA cancelled Bubble Of Babble officially..

It was far too late to save her..

Read On…

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