“I WAS A TEENAGE VAMP….” (HOT PRESS 93)

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(The largest most in depth interview Wendy James did in 1993)

And by far and away the most popular article on this site..

THE INTERVIEW WENDY WISHES YOU COULD NEVER READ AGAIN…

The last time Wendy James told anything resembling the TRUTH in an interview..

It of course TOTALLY CONTRADICTS the phony bullshit she’s tried to pass off since about events then..

Due to huge demand I am reposting it in a more prominent position..

With an ENGLISH title..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“..I HAVE FOUND IT IS A GOOD THING TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY PEOPLE WHO ARE AS GOOD AT THEIR JOBS AS I AM AT MINE..”

People Who Are Excelling In Their Fields Right At This Moment Somewhere.

“…I’ve realized a self awareness that it is a good and positive thing to be represented and taken care of by people who are as good at their jobs as I am at mine,it raises your game,naturally,to be surrounded by those who are excelling in their own fields..”
Wendy James 2009

That’ll be the reason why you are so good and successful then huh..?

Deluded much are you Wendy..?

What am I saying..?

OF COURSE SHE FUCKING IS…

Drugs Will Do That Every Time.

Poor Poor Cow.

Wink

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D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WONDER WHO’LL BE NEXT…?

Don’t Do Drugs As They Turn You Into A Fucking Asshole For All The World To Laugh At..

After Farrah and poor sad Micheal Jackson..

Wonder who’ll be next..?

For The Celebrity Graveyard…

I could hazard a guess though.

Couldn’t you..?

Wink

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D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THE TRUTH IS WRITTEN ON OUR FACES…

THE TRUTH IS WRITTEN ON OUR FACES…

Look at the first picture of Wendy from last year…

She “seems” to be genuinely smiling and open..

But she is not..

She hates being there and is faking her “ventriloquist’s dummy” smile too much..

Her eyes say what she is REALLY thinking..

Try this..

Put your hand across her eyes and just look at her nose,mouth and chin..

THEN..

Put your hand across her nose,mouth and chin and just look at her eyes..

See..?

Wanna see Wendy trying desperately to hide her TRUE feelings..?

Check out THIS classic video again..

“HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WOMAN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE..?”

This “interview” was done the week AFTER “I Just Wanna Be With You” had entered the U.K charts at an unexpected (by Wendy certainly!) low position..

But before the official publication (and deliberate tabloid “accidental leak”) of the infamous topless photos she claims now was a huge mistake..

“PARDON MY TITS”

She was riddled with guilt and the realisation it was all going SO wrong…

Once you know how to “read” people like I can…

It is easy to see their true face.

Easy.

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THE COCAINE AND THE IVY…

THIS IS JIMMY..

HE IS AUSTRALIAN…

HE IS 29 YEARS OLD..

HE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR “SUPPORT” OF WENDY JAMES..

BUYING HER ALBUMS,DOWNLOADS AND PAYING FOR HER LIVE TICKETS.

WITHOUT YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY.

IN HER POCKET.

WENDY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BUY HIS “PRODUCT”.

FOR $70 AN OUNCE.

HE WOULD HAVE TO WORK LIKE AN ORDINARY.

JIMMY DOESN’T DO WORK.

LIKE YOU DO.

JIMMY SAYS THANKS.

HIS EX-WIFE SAYS THANKS.

SO DOES HIS CHILD.

WENDY DOESN’T SAY THANKS OF COURSE.

TO THE LIKES OF YOU.

WHY SHOULD SHE?

SHE OWES YOU NOTHING.

WINK.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

It’s true..

you SO do…

Wink..

Ciao Manhattan..!

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(Spotted the oddest thing did ya?…Yep those “FACE” photos had their CIGARETTES removed for the American Market..True!)

¿SABES DE TU HELENA?…

Reading Magazines Printed On Paper is too 20th Century…

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“Elle Est Anodine….”

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“NewVision Vamp…”

(T Vamp broke up 17 years ago and THAT’s the best headline they got in 2008…?)

Wendy James interview in “UPP”…

Yadda Yadda..

Same Old,Same Old..

Would it kill her to do one fucking interview that is worth reading..?

“Yes it would..I would die”

Instead of…

“Pretty Pictures,Pretty Pictures…”

If only she and her band were ACTUALLY as successful and popular in real life….

as she constantly claims in these interviews..

That would be more palatable..

Duncan Ross (guitar) wouldn’t be playing £4 (6 euro) bars in Liverpool to earn a living..

Or James Meynell (bass) touring with his dad.

(Yep…his dad…)

and Ray Sullivan (drums) will clean your toilet for $10..

Hardly NYC glamour is it..?

So long as you don’t believe her..

She’s harmless…

“Elle Est Anodine..”

Wink

See ya.