“Don Letts told me not to give a fuck about the public..”
Wendy James in her “Inside The Wendy House” Hot Press Interview 2007..
Did he really..?
Hope Don buys lots of copies of your new album Wendy.
The public you don’t give a fuck about sure won’t.
This is Radio Clash.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..
Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..
Warning of stormy times ahead..
If you are smart you’ll see it..
If you are Wendy James you won’t..
Until it is far too late..
“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”
(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)
“Mix And Release..”
Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?
DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?
Don’t Think So.
Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?
More totally unexpected bad luck..?
Another actual death perhaps..?
(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)
If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..
You are in luck..
There are plenty a-comin’…
2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.
For you.
Not me obviously..
It’ll be another blast for yours truly.
As Per.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
What’s on the Desktop of DryBaby in July…
Why look..!
That’s Lauren Jones De La Second Mommy amongst the Racine Rarities…
I haven’t mentioned her for simply ages..
Not since she threw her one good “Sailor No Youth” opportunity down the toilet last year..
She must have thought I was finished with her..
As if.
I am not like her father in that respect.
Or one of her Mommies..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
(This comes from a damaged printers proof sheet.Sorry about the quality.Not my fault)
“WHO’S THAT GIRL..?”
Seeing as this suddenly popular again..
(I suspect people might have accessed it thinking it was about Madonna’s movie of the same name..!)
I thought I’d repost it FULL SIZED in a more prominent position..
“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”
Which of course she did..
Yep this is also the one with
“I know MCA believe in me.Categorically.I am signed for the future”
How did she know..?
Her tampon told her..?
“MCA believe in you Wendy and your breasts are very sensitive this month..”
Notice Tony Powell’s two faced bullshit too…
He said the exact same thing about Danni Minogue a few weeks after this interview..
(He was later fired by Universal/MCA because of the flop of this album..)
This is the ONLY copy of this interview remaining worldwide.
It was done for the Independent On Sunday Magazine (UK) in 1993.
They did not keep any copy.
Wendy doesn’t remember doing this interview..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Yes she IS looking at the sleeve of her own album knowing full well it is a picture of her snorting cocaine in a toilet.She looks suitably ashamed and guilty..!
Yet Another DryBaby Exclusive..
Is there no end to DryBaby’s surprises..?
No.
High Definition Video is not always flattering to some people..
“I never wanted to be seen as a sex object..”
Wendy James 1993
Well you’ll be delighted with these skin crawling close ups then won’t ya babe..?
This is your public payback for the current Australian Fiasco Wendy..
Just so you know.
Kay..?
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
THIS IS JIMMY..
HE IS AUSTRALIAN…
HE IS 29 YEARS OLD..
HE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR “SUPPORT” OF WENDY JAMES..
BUYING HER ALBUMS,DOWNLOADS AND PAYING FOR HER LIVE TICKETS.
WITHOUT YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY.
IN HER POCKET.
WENDY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BUY HIS “PRODUCT”.
FOR $70 AN OUNCE.
HE WOULD HAVE TO WORK LIKE AN ORDINARY.
JIMMY DOESN’T DO WORK.
LIKE YOU DO.
JIMMY SAYS THANKS.
HIS EX-WIFE SAYS THANKS.
SO DOES HIS CHILD.
WENDY DOESN’T SAY THANKS OF COURSE.
TO THE LIKES OF YOU.
WHY SHOULD SHE?
SHE OWES YOU NOTHING.
WINK.
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”
“Wow Madam is angry…”
You can say that again..
This is the English “translation” of the (infamous?) Rock And Folk interview from 1991…
“I don’t like to make photographs contrary to what people think..it is a pointless detail..”
(Cough…Visit Her MySpace Moving Wendy Gallery-A-Rama Whydontcha….Cough..)
It was done for the WOW fanzine run by Steve & Donna Hughes...
(They got a guy to translate it for their fanzine and this is his original words..)
Seeing as his version is 99% accurate (give or take a few grammer issues) I decided not to translate it myself for you..
“Fred’s” version captures all the venom,anger and resentment Wendy was feeling towards her fellow English folk..
(They had just rejected “I Just Wanna” & were about to reject “Looks Could Kill” back in the United Kingdom so she was SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF with them…)
Like this…
“To put it crudely to say Manchester is a cool place what a fucking joke! Have you ever seen Manchester?..”
“Let them say Joy Division are the greatest band in the universe and let them die..!!!”
Racine played Manchester on their last tour..
(They had to make up for the cancelled London & Brighton gigs somehow..)
Don’t think they will again though..
(Wendy might puke if she has to meet too many Mancunians at once..)
The rest of the interview follows along the same lines…
(Basically “You Dared Reject Me So Fuck You All” again and again and again…)
This type of “honest” interview is what is known in the music biz as a
A First Class Invitation To A Public Ass Kicking
Not suprisingly it was never mentioned in English markets..
Why..?
Wendy was depending on it NEVER being translated into English so people back home could read it…
WRONG.
“Wendy’s words Dear Readers..”
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
(Click BOTH To Enlarge,Print Out,And Stick On Your Walls..)
Thanks Wendy..
Just what I was looking for..
A couple of perfect “cokehead” images with plenty of room for text..
I couldn’t have wished for better in my wildest dreams..
Wendy looking every inch the wasted junkie..
Jimmy really IS worth something to me after all..
YOU COULD SET YOUR WATCH BY HIM..
(now where have I heard that before..?)
Anyway..
Thanks to the two cleverest people with the best judgement in the world..
May I present..
Some DRYBABY “anti-cocaine” posters…
Print them out and tell your friends..
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Wink
See ya
(Click Both To Enlarge And Read)
“KYLIE ET MOI…..”
This was the carefully but DELIBERATELY orchestrated “war of words” between Kylie Minogue and Wendy James…
It was a FAKE fight which was designed by Pete Bassett (MCA) and Simon Watson (Cinepop)…
With Wendy James’ full knowledge and co-operation…
She “acted” her part in this charade for free publicity…
It was fed to the tabloid press to generate some sales figures for MCA Record (UK)…
In Australia in 1991 Wendy tried (unsuccessfully) to re-start the fight for publicity reasons..
(During a radio interview where she also criticised Cathy Dennis for “blatant cynical sexual innuendo”…)
However this time Kylie’s management company threatened her with a lawsuit if she didn’t stop..
(Cathy Dennis’ management company,19 Management,also threatened her with a big lawsuit..)
Wendy stopped.
Kylie Minogue covered “Should I Stay Or Should I Go” by The Clash with Mick Jones personal approval..
Wendy James is FORBIDDEN to do any Clash cover versions…
(If you don’t believe me….simply ask her…you will be surprised at the answer..!)
In 2005 Elvis Costello said he would “love” to write a whole album for Kylie..
He said
“…She always had the class,style and grace which other bimbo pop stars in England lacked..”
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Wink
See ya
“La Lettre Video De Suicide De La Wendy….”
(Wendy’s Video Suicide Note…)
DryBaby Delivers Yet Again..
This is the “outtake” footage which was on the “Looks Could Kill” video..
MCA (US) didn’t want to release it to the public’s eyes..
MCA (UK) lied about it even existing..
MCA (Ger) brought it out for a VERY short time and then took it back..
CAN YOU SPOT WHY….?
Wendy talks about the “last time she had sex”…
(before Christmas 1990/1991 apparently…who knew?)
This was when she was telling all the magazines she was SINGLE…
Whoops…
Wendy obviously thinks the whole thing is a big joke…
(A joke at the expense of the public that is..!)
She has a fit of the giggles..
(Maybe it was somethin’ she was smokin..?)
Wendy was obviously told this footage..
WOULD NEVER BE SEEN IN PUBLIC…
By both the interviewer (Tony Van Ende) and the production company..
THEY LIED…
Who knew..?
Wendy certainly didn’t..
Same Old Same Old..
Enjoy.
(Although not if you’re “someone” recording your 3rd album at the mo’..)
A Gift from yours truly..
A million times more “evil” than so called Evil James Meynell..
and 10 million times more spikey than his brother Spiky Phil Meynell..
Jesus H Christ.
Wanna tell some more lies now Wendy..?
Thought not.
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
(See ya at the top of Google babe..kay?)
Wink
See ya
(Click Both To Enlarge And Read)
“LA HAINE….”
(Hate)
I promised I would post the full version of this interview..
“Wendy James-Why Does Everyone Hate Her?”
Well…Here it is.
Considering the “interview” is basically a cynically “designed” damage limitation attempt to explain why Wendy had been “caught” forgetting to talk about spending 5 weeks in Nice with a “male friend” in 1990 and people had decided to “forgot” to buy her heavily hyped expensive single…and remind her who gave her the money to afford such a 5 week “holiday” in the first place….(Wendy had forgotten)
(Wendy spent a total of 9 weeks on vacation that summer..while her management got on with a cynical scheme to claim back taxes from the UK government to boost their profit from the band..and the public were told she was working in the studio…not Nice nor the “male friend”…)
Wendy tries to bullshit about her “focussing” on her career..
(especially after I Just Wanna flopped VERY unexpectedly…)
Even threw in an “arse” shot to help boost sales..
Didn’t work..
Wendy James.
Why DOES everyone hate her..?
Difficult to work out the answer isn’t it..?
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Wink
See ya
CLICK EACH SECTION TO ENLARGE AND READ…
“Trash City Rockers” (MM 1989)
(Trash City Rockers doesn’t translate into French so I called the article “The Amphetmine Rockers” instead as it is the closest to the original intent…kay?)
yet ANOTHER Chris Roberts’ Wendy James Love In pretending to be a real interview..
Chris did about 7 “interviews” with Transvision Vamp between 1988 and 1991…
He also was “hired” by the band’s management to write the words on their official Tour Program..
He DOESN’T speak to Wendy James in 2008…
Wonder why..?
Wink
See ya
This is the very first “public” interview for “I Just Wanna” in 1991.
Although Wendy is a bit “tired from doin’ a bit of mimin’..”
(that clip will be uploaded later)
This was a UK chat show called “Aspel”
(The presenter was Micheal Aspel thus the stunningly unique name)
The other guest in Micheal Palin (Monty Python..World Trips..Nice guy etc)
Wendy is showing off her (short lived) Slutty TinkerBell look..
She is obviously looking forward to 1991….
Nothing can go wrong can it?
(cue Jaws theme tune..da,dum…da,dum…)
Each of the 4 potential singles from the album were to have a “different” look
The next one was Looks Could Kill’s “We’re Screwed!” look.
There were no more after that.
Wendy does her “American accent” in this part of the interview…
(Look away if you are squemish..it is not pretty and she looks suitably embarrassed..)
Notice her legs are tucked very neatly one behind the other…
Like a Lady.
Like the photo in the slide show over at Racine.
