THE WENDY AND THE IVY…

HAPPY PARTY TIMES AT THE IVY (Australia) TURN SOUR FOR POOR JUSTIN…

These are some “candid” shots of the happy times at The Ivy..

Wendy played several DeeJay gigs there recently..

“The Cocaine Was Simply Superb Darling..!”

Obviously she did it to “promote” her solo career as a musician..

Cough….Snort…

These unseen photos were taken during the good times..

Before the harsh reality of a recession and credit crunch spoiled their fun..

The guy in the robe (with Ivy) on it is the owner Justin Hemmes..

And the girl with BLOOD on her face (I kid you not!) is our old friend..

RUBY ROSE…

The TOPLESS girl in the pool (which is actually in the club) is not Wendy..

W only poses TOPLESS for tacky tabloids of if you give her cocaine and $5 bucks..

Like this..

Little Miss Pardon-My-Tits

Superficial Selfish Party People..

The lot of them..

Wendy’s sort of person..

No Ordinaries..

Snort.

Gonna buy Wendy’s new album now..?

Thought not.

Enjoy the pix..

Wink

See ya

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LITTLE BABY NOTHING…

This is yet ANOTHER of the Australian Paying-My-Dealer deejay flyers..

Which MYSTERIOUSLY don’t seem to be appearing on Wendy’s (cough) “Homepage”…

I wonder why..?

Could it be the “Creem Magazine” photo (1989) which I uploaded in 1998 onto WendyJames.Nu in the middle..?

(Wendy is holding a black guitar in the full photo)

Could it be the use of ‘MCA’,'Universal’ and ‘Uni‘ logos which have expired 20 years ago..?

The cynical use of a 1988 “Transvision Vamp” photograph to give the impression the band are still active..?

Or is the lack of ANY photo of Wendy James herself from May 2009..?

How about the lack of “Racine” anywhere..?

Truly pathetic..

Wendy must be desperate.

I think I even feel a tiny bit sorry for her..

If she’s reduced to this charade and trickery..

Whoever designed this (and of course it WASN’T Wendy..) very sad flyer..

Should hang their head in shame.

Still..

I was right yet again..

Wasn’t I..?

So that’s the silver lining..

Wink

See ya

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GOOD MORNING AUSTRALIA…

It’s Back..

This time Wendy is going to get a much less easy ride from Australia..

The DryBaby Effect..

I’ve Spent Weeks Preparing For This By Contacting My Australia Friends.

In Advance.

The Poor Cow Doesn’t Realise This.

She Will Find Out.

Stay tuned for the fireworks..

Wink

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THE COCAINE AND THE IVY…

THIS IS JIMMY..

HE IS AUSTRALIAN…

HE IS 29 YEARS OLD..

HE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR “SUPPORT” OF WENDY JAMES..

BUYING HER ALBUMS,DOWNLOADS AND PAYING FOR HER LIVE TICKETS.

WITHOUT YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY.

IN HER POCKET.

WENDY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BUY HIS “PRODUCT”.

FOR $70 AN OUNCE.

HE WOULD HAVE TO WORK LIKE AN ORDINARY.

JIMMY DOESN’T DO WORK.

LIKE YOU DO.

JIMMY SAYS THANKS.

HIS EX-WIFE SAYS THANKS.

SO DOES HIS CHILD.

WENDY DOESN’T SAY THANKS OF COURSE.

TO THE LIKES OF YOU.

WHY SHOULD SHE?

SHE OWES YOU NOTHING.

WINK.

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LIFE IS RANDOM…

(Right Click To Download And Save)

“LIFE IS RANDOM…”

(Random Influence is actually a company so Wendy is also doing a thinly veiled piece of ADVERTISING in this photo session as well licking her own airbrushed ass…)

Lots of people have written to me asking for these in their FULL SIZE…

Why of course my friends…

Help Yourselves..

Whydontcha..?

Now no drawing swastikas or a “hitler” moustache on Wendy’s digitally “defreckled” face underneath “Cynical Money Grubbing Media Whore” words written in blood red ink…

Kay..?

You naughty DryBaby readers..!

Leave THAT to DryBaby…

As per usual..

WINK.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

ALCOHOL ON THE TURNTABLE…

Blood On The Dancefloor..

Alcohol On The Turntable..

Coke In The WifeBeater..

For All Those “Northcote” Collectors..

Wink

See Ya

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WENDY FUCKING JAMES…

We don’t want your money honey, we want your love.

(Actually we’d prefer both but hey, it’s the thought that counts.)

This week Handle Bar starts a Revolution Baby, bringing you a Landslide of Love courtesy of Transvision Vamp’s

WENDY FUCKING JAMES

Don’t even think about trying to Tell That Girl To Shut Up – she’s loud, she’s brash, she’s filthy and nasty and sleazy as fuck, and If Looks Could Kill then kapow.

The lady’s a Velveteen vision, equal parts Pop / Art, and Baby I Don’t Care, this Saturday night I Just Wanna Be With … her.

Join us as the queen of 80s punk pop hits the decks for a massive three hours of unadulterated pussy pleasure. She’ll be joined by local dj’s who aren’t afraid to pale in comparison –

Ben Drayton

Spruce Lee

Lovertits

And one more time, in case you missed it,

WENDY FUCKING JAMES

See you there, bitches.

Handle Bar – come, take a ride.

Words taken from Flyer for Wendy “Fucking” James’ deejay gig at

HANDLE BAR

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La Femme Cocaïne….

“La Femme Cocaïne….”

(Lady Cocaine)

Cocaine is a “feminine” word in french and is often referred to as if it was a real life woman…

This is Wendy James doing the “deejay” thing in Australia..

(Sept 2008)

She is clearly “coked up”..

The white remnants in her nostril prove that without a doubt..

Lovely Girl.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

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