ANOTHER PRICK IN THE WALL…

Oh sure this “DryBaby Concept” looks cool now..

But it’s gonna be VERY,VERY cool in 2010..

When everyone’s sees I posted it on 11th Dec 2009…

And brilliantly used these in Sept 16th 2009..

“WAITING FOR HER MAN…”

Pure DryBaby Genius.

Wink

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C O C A I N E…

(Why not use your Google to look up each of those medical words..)

HERE IS A HANDY “CUT AND KEEP” GUIDE TO..

C O C A I N E

“What is Pruritus DryBaby..?”

It is a skin aliment which is caused by a reaction to drugs..

It can also infect your anus.

“Pruritus Ani”

So taking cocaine can give you a painful annoying arsehole..

And make you into one too.

BEAM ME UP SCOTTY…

I Thank You.

Wink

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HEROIN CHIC…

“Confused” and horrendously thin..

Do you think she looks “sexy” now..?

All you Wendy sycophants..

Do you.?

No wonder even you lot didn’t dare “comment” on these photos on her My Space site..

Cowards.

Wendy James looking even more “worn” than I expected..

(November 2009)

She has now finally got the “heroin chic” all junkies get in their final days..

Channeling Amy Winehouse..

Sickening.

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“BEAM ME UP SCOTTY..”

COKED UP..

This is the last of the Wendy Coked Up In Australia photos..

That’s about $400 worth up her right nostril alone..

Wink

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THE OMEN…

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

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“..I HAVE FOUND IT IS A GOOD THING TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY PEOPLE WHO ARE AS GOOD AT THEIR JOBS AS I AM AT MINE..”

People Who Are Excelling In Their Fields Right At This Moment Somewhere.

“…I’ve realized a self awareness that it is a good and positive thing to be represented and taken care of by people who are as good at their jobs as I am at mine,it raises your game,naturally,to be surrounded by those who are excelling in their own fields..”
Wendy James 2009

That’ll be the reason why you are so good and successful then huh..?

Deluded much are you Wendy..?

What am I saying..?

OF COURSE SHE FUCKING IS…

Drugs Will Do That Every Time.

Poor Poor Cow.

Wink

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WENDY JAMES AND CROSSDRESSER SHOES…

WENDY JAMES AND THE “CROSSDRESSER” SHOES…

Wendy’s always had “big” less-than-feminine feet..

It’s always been a problem for her to get the “right sized” shoes and sandals..

Her record label were very keen they were rarely seen in photographs..

When she actually was famous..

Now of course they don’t care who knows..

Like the rest of us..

From this website for odd sized “male” feet..

“…Feminine shoes in men’s sizes 10-15! No need to convert size from male to female!

Made to fit a man’s masculine feet while still looking feminine. Will also fit women with large, hard to fit feet.

Shipped discreetly for your privacy…”

“..Will also fit women with large,hard to fit feet..”

Says it all doesn’t it..?

Now you know.

Wink

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SPOTTED THIS KARMIC MISTAKE…?

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR,FAR AWAY…

Maybe Wendy got photographed on Tattoine as well..

That would explain the “space boots” and the Chewbacca skin coat..

Help yourselves to the photo mesh-up..

Spread it across the internet..

May The Force Be With You.

Wink

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“TIGHT PUSSY,LOOSE SHOES AND A WARM PLACE TO SHIT…”

“I’ll tell you what the coloreds want. It’s three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit…”

Earl Lauer Butz (1909-2008)

Following yesterday’s very popular blog posting

“Ossie Is Back From The Dead..”

I was asked if I could post anymore pictures of “Aussie Jimmy”..

Well as a matter of fact Mr Jimmy is VERY camera shy and reclusive..

He (for some bizarre reason) doesn’t even want you to know who he is and that he even exists..!

Despite getting a “Thank You” credit on the Wendy Yen “Adonised” photo session..

(Maybe he is a member of “Racine” (snicker) we haven’t been told about..?)

No doubt Wendy will explain it on her blog in the none too distant future..

(Like fuck she will..!)

Anyway..

I was just wondering if Mr Jimmy is getting what the “coloureds” wanted all those years ago..?

“Warm Place To Shit..”

Well he lives in Australia so it will be warm wherever he chooses to shit..

“Loose Shoes..”

He obviously likes “Converse” trainers and they can be loosened to the wearer’s taste easily..

“Tight Pussy..”

He hangs around with Wendy James when she is in Australia for  drugs and sex legitimate deejay reasons..

So..

Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad Huh Jimmy..?

Wink.

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LITTLE BABY NOTHING…

This is yet ANOTHER of the Australian Paying-My-Dealer deejay flyers..

Which MYSTERIOUSLY don’t seem to be appearing on Wendy’s (cough) “Homepage”…

I wonder why..?

Could it be the “Creem Magazine” photo (1989) which I uploaded in 1998 onto WendyJames.Nu in the middle..?

(Wendy is holding a black guitar in the full photo)

Could it be the use of ‘MCA’,'Universal’ and ‘Uni‘ logos which have expired 20 years ago..?

The cynical use of a 1988 “Transvision Vamp” photograph to give the impression the band are still active..?

Or is the lack of ANY photo of Wendy James herself from May 2009..?

How about the lack of “Racine” anywhere..?

Truly pathetic..

Wendy must be desperate.

I think I even feel a tiny bit sorry for her..

If she’s reduced to this charade and trickery..

Whoever designed this (and of course it WASN’T Wendy..) very sad flyer..

Should hang their head in shame.

Still..

I was right yet again..

Wasn’t I..?

So that’s the silver lining..

Wink

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GOOD MORNING AUSTRALIA…

It’s Back..

This time Wendy is going to get a much less easy ride from Australia..

The DryBaby Effect..

I’ve Spent Weeks Preparing For This By Contacting My Australia Friends.

In Advance.

The Poor Cow Doesn’t Realise This.

She Will Find Out.

Stay tuned for the fireworks..

Wink

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THE COCAINE AND THE IVY…

THIS IS JIMMY..

HE IS AUSTRALIAN…

HE IS 29 YEARS OLD..

HE WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOUR “SUPPORT” OF WENDY JAMES..

BUYING HER ALBUMS,DOWNLOADS AND PAYING FOR HER LIVE TICKETS.

WITHOUT YOUR HARD EARNED MONEY.

IN HER POCKET.

WENDY WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO BUY HIS “PRODUCT”.

FOR $70 AN OUNCE.

HE WOULD HAVE TO WORK LIKE AN ORDINARY.

JIMMY DOESN’T DO WORK.

LIKE YOU DO.

JIMMY SAYS THANKS.

HIS EX-WIFE SAYS THANKS.

SO DOES HIS CHILD.

WENDY DOESN’T SAY THANKS OF COURSE.

TO THE LIKES OF YOU.

WHY SHOULD SHE?

SHE OWES YOU NOTHING.

WINK.

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LIFE IS RANDOM…

(Right Click To Download And Save)

“LIFE IS RANDOM…”

(Random Influence is actually a company so Wendy is also doing a thinly veiled piece of ADVERTISING in this photo session as well licking her own airbrushed ass…)

Lots of people have written to me asking for these in their FULL SIZE…

Why of course my friends…

Help Yourselves..

Whydontcha..?

Now no drawing swastikas or a “hitler” moustache on Wendy’s digitally “defreckled” face underneath “Cynical Money Grubbing Media Whore” words written in blood red ink…

Kay..?

You naughty DryBaby readers..!

Leave THAT to DryBaby…

As per usual..

WINK.

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ALCOHOL ON THE TURNTABLE…

Blood On The Dancefloor..

Alcohol On The Turntable..

Coke In The WifeBeater..

For All Those “Northcote” Collectors..

Wink

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“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”

“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”

“Wow Madam is angry…”

You can say that again..

This is the English “translation” of the (infamous?) Rock And Folk interview from 1991…

“I don’t like to make photographs contrary to what people think..it is a pointless detail..”

(Cough…Visit Her MySpace Moving Wendy Gallery-A-Rama Whydontcha….Cough..)

It was done for the WOW fanzine run by Steve & Donna Hughes...

(They got a guy to translate it for their fanzine and this is his original words..)

Seeing as his version is 99% accurate (give or take a few grammer issues) I decided not to translate it myself for you..

“Fred’s” version captures all the venom,anger and resentment Wendy was feeling towards her fellow English folk..

(They had just rejected “I Just Wanna” & were about to reject “Looks Could Kill” back in the United Kingdom so she was SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF with them…)

Like this…

“To put it crudely to say Manchester is a cool place what a fucking joke! Have you ever seen Manchester?..”

“Let them say Joy Division are the greatest band in the universe and let them die..!!!”

Racine played Manchester on their last tour..

(They had to make up for the cancelled London & Brighton gigs somehow..)

Don’t think they will again though..

(Wendy might puke if she has to meet too many Mancunians at once..)

The rest of the interview follows along the same lines…

(Basically “You Dared Reject Me So Fuck You All” again and again and again…)

This type of “honest” interview is what is known in the music biz as a

A First Class Invitation To A Public Ass Kicking

Not suprisingly it was never mentioned in English markets..

Why..?

Wendy was depending on it NEVER being translated into English so people back home could read it…

WRONG.

“Wendy’s words Dear Readers..”

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