“NICK TOOK HER VIRGINITY…”

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Another article which i was heavily requested to put in a more PROMINENT position..

It also has a new title..

(and actual quote from the interview..)

Originally (and very popularly in France) it was called..

“Dépuceler…”

(Deflower..)

It means to take someone’s virginity…..

(Steady Elena…steady!)

It is “Desflorar” in Spanish…

Just in case you want to deflower some Spanish virgins in the near future…

(Stop laughing Elena!…)

This is the FULL “James Blonde” interview I also promised to post..

The Marilyn quote is painfully IRONIC when you consider what happened later..

And Wendy does try to justify things which she later regretted apologising for..

Still it IS a nice “time warp” interview which gives you a snapshot of Wendy’s “mind” at the time..

(Will you stop laughing Elena?…I’m doing my serious bit now…distracting me like that!)

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

DRYBABY’S EYE…

Seeing as this blog entry seems to VERY popular suddenly…

“WHEN DRYBABY HAD A COLD..”

Curious Drybaby Readers..!

Wanna see what I look like do you..?

(I doubt it is because people like expensive gold mirrors somehow..!)

Anyway..

To answer the inevitable question which any new ‘DryBaby’ readers might have about it..

That REALLY is my actual eye colour..

IT HAS NOT BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED…

Nor has the extreme close up photo above..

The eyelashes are real too.

No biggie.

Kay..?

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“DARLING I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ADORE YOU…”

DryBaby’s Communique…

Monsieur Gaetan And The Laughable Made Up Clown Fake Punk Band “The Towers Of London” (R.I.P)

“DARLING I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ADORE YOU…”

Can you read that clearly enough people..?

Wendy will “adore” anyone nowadays..

C’est Monsieur Gaetan..!!

Monsieur Gaetan is one of the few people who gives her an ego buzz..

(He hung out with the Towers Of London so obviously KNOWS quality when he sees it..!)

The Tower Of London are (were?) a jokey made up manufactured English “punk” band..

They tried (and failed miserably) to get hyped into the music chart there..

Things didn’t go according to (cynical) plan for them..

They were publically ridiculed by everyone in the music biz..

Two members leaving..

A radically desperate image change..

(Their punk “style” was laughed at and never took off so they junked it..)

A massive ignored FLOP second album (and huge flop single!) in 2008..

(Well Have you heard of it..?)

Dropped by their “label” after this flop..

And Viola..

And it looks like what’s left of “The Towers” will be calling it a day soon..

Not a day too soon either..

(Sounds very familiar that series of events doesn’t it..?)

Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish..!

Anyway back to the “I fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking adore you” girl…

Wendy’s got to have that ego buzz..

It’s like Cocaine to her..

See..?

She’s addicted to it..

The Ordinaries don’t give it to her anymore..

Damn them..!

So Wendy’s gotta suck it up where she can find it..

And suck it she does..

Like A Thirsty Camel Chasing Water Across The Desert.

So remember..

TOWERS OF LONDON…..WENDY JAMES..

Connected…

Remember that very soon is all I’m saying..

Of course you will.

Kay..?

Wink

See Ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“Warholesque…”

One of the most requested images from DryBaby…

(It is a huge print I created and have framed in my own home)

This is the biggest version of the original I can upload to this page..

Download it and stick it on a t-shirt for summer perhaps…?

Help Yourselves..

Kay..?

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

See ya.

Blame Canada (January 1990)

Wendy’s well worn trick was to INCREASE the lie the further away from England she was.

This was 1990…..No internet.

Wendy was told she could bullshit to her hearts content…

It would never be seen “back home”

So she did.

Thinking her incredible lies would be believed…

“we’ve been going for 7 or 8 years now…”

Whaaat?

So Transvision Vamp formed in 1982 did they?

and broke up in 1991..

Going for almost a DECADE…?

They kept THAT quiet didn’t they..?

Notice the “3 nights in Wembley Arena” comment..

(and Wendy’s ever so subtle “impressed huh?” facial expression..)

This interview was done during the “Velveteen” promotions of early 1990.

When Transvision Vamp were supposed to be “on a break”

The channel was “Much Music” (the Canadian version of MTV)…

The interviewer obviously is reading from a “crib sheet”

Which is a page of P.R. Baloney handed to him by MCA in Canada…

and he obviously is pretending he gives a shit….!

As you can see Wendy is so clearly “needing to escape Transvision Vamp..”

She hides it well though doesn’t she..?