SHINY SHINY FACE…

(Thanks to Harper’s Bazaar (US) for allowing use of this photo)

Tina Fey

Harper’s Bazaar Nov 2009

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THE GIRL WHO SOLD THE WORLD…

(Much Thanks To “El País” for allowing use of the graphic)

The Girl Who Sold The World..

Elena Gallen’s New Studio Site..

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TILDA AND ME…

“TILDA SWINTON AND ME…”

By Wendy “Originality Is A Thing I Read About Once” James

(Can you believe she is almost 44 years young..!?!)

The photo on the left is the brilliant actress TILDA SWINTON..

(Derek Jarman,Orlando,Constantine,Young Adam,Chronicles Of Narnia..)

The photo on the right is the brilliant copycat WENDY JAMES..

(on the “set” of her hasty second “GREASE MONKEY” video in 2005 after the first one flopped..)

Sadly Wendy is very reluctant to allow anyone see both these visual masterpieces..

The world is simply not ready yet.

Can you see where Wendy got her “inspiration” from boy and girls..?

Wink.

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BABY LIGHT MY FIRE…

Page Preview (C) Fuego Fanzine No 1 2009

F U E G O.

F I R E.

G A L L E N.

B E L I E V E.

D R Y B A B Y

P A N T Y H O S E…

This cool photo has not been getting the sort of attention it deserves recently..

Despite it being featured on Elena Gallen’s site for a while now..

It seems to have gone amazingly unnoticed..

Not any more.

DryBaby will get it onto Google…

By the way you’re “supposed” to look at the Arnette sunglasses..

Cough.

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“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

Mieow…and…Ouch!

This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …

From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..

Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..

I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..

Wendy’s current appearance facewise..

(Ya think..??)

Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..

(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)

Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?

Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..

(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)

And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..

R E S U L T.

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“DON LETTS TOLD ME NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE PUBLIC…” Wendy James

“Don Letts told me not to give a fuck about the public..”

Wendy James in her “Inside The Wendy House” Hot Press Interview 2007..

Did he now..?

Did he really..?

Hope Don buys lots of copies of your new album Wendy.

The public you don’t give a fuck about sure won’t.

This is Radio Clash.

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CAT 1001…

You seem somewhat surprised Wendy…

(Is that Son Of Meynell there too..?)

Of course I have this in my files…

(I posted something else in “Dying To Be Trendy” as you know..wink)

That was deliberate.

Why Not Tell..

Mark Daniel Bailey..

Before I Do.

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“THE WORLD OF IMAGINATION IS RIDICULOUSLY FRAGMENTED…”

“..Absolutely,I cannot hope to control the creative process in certain areas…At the moment I am making a Graphic Novel and working in fashion…The World Of Imagination is ridiculously fragmented….
Then I was pioneering along with Crystal Castles or House Of Holland in exploiting the phenomenon of “Celebrity” from a creative and provocative viewpoint but the circle of the Fashion World changes at a dizzying rate…

I want to return to themes which are more personal and unknown,less ephemeral…”

Elena Gallen

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L I N D Y…

You remember “David ‘Lindy’ Lindwall” don’t you..?

He has been one of Wendy’s “Top Friends” since she started her My Space page..

(The people who REALLY reflect her true personality rather than her customers/fans..)

People have written to me many many times asking who he actually is..

(They’ve noticed him there with his chainsaw and stuff..)

Well in place of a full blow “bio”…

Here’s the latest version of his website..

(Yes it IS in black and white…which is so now!)

Lindy Is Doin’ Tees This Month.

Stunning.

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P O R T F O L I O…

Images (C) Elena Gallen Designs 2009

APRIL IN JULY…

April In July…

APRIL 77 RECORDS..

I’ll let them tell you their “CONCEPT”…

1. Are you a clothing brand or a music label?
We are both. Our clothing is music, and music lives on our clothing.

2. What is a single?
A single is the A-side and B-side of the artist of the month.

3. What is a custom artist product?
A custom artist product is an item of clothing or an accessory always related to a specific APRIL77RECORDS artist of the month.
These items will always allow you to download the single from this artist.

4. Can you get pregnant from a toilet seat?
Probably not, but remains questionable.

I am gonna publically kick this fashion/music obsession vibe out of Wendy’s head…

Kick it hard..

Until she bleeds..

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GALLEN STYLE…

Photography by CESARSEGARRA

HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…

(Right Click To Download And Keep)

“HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…”

I did promise I would post the 25 “adjustments” that were made to Wendy’s face..

Here they are..

Help Yourselves..

I’ve done it kinda like a couple of pages from a fashion magazine feature spread..

I thought Wendy would appreciate the irony..

One simply must send a copy to Marc Jacobs’ people..

It would be too too divine and utterly now.

Her fashionista “friends” will simply adore it..

Darling.

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YOU’LL BELIEVE A WENDY ROBOT CAN CRY…

Guess what..?

The ELM STREET gig was recorded on video…

Ahem…

I haven’t uploaded video footage since before Christmas..

I must start again soon..

Especially with NORTHCOTE lying there..

Ready for public viewing..

In all it’s Wife-Beater Technicolour glory..

And there’s all those oft mentioned “backstage” clips too..

You’ll Believe A Wendy Robot Can Cry…

(oh boy can she..!)

Busy Summer Ahead..

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