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24/08/2009

THE OMEN…

The Omen

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

20/07/2009

“..MORE OF THAT MICK JONES INFLUENCE…”

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Is THIS odd photograph more of that Mick Jones influence too..?

This is something you NEVER read in 2004.

(an “early draft” of the now infamous 2004 “official” Quite Great Press Release…Pete loves his “early drafts”..)

You will recognize certain parts which made it to the “official” P.R release.

The “Mick Jones” and “fellow nyc’ers Big Audio Dynamite” (yep seriously!) references did not..

racine – number one (2004)

the return of wendy james is of course a news worthy issue. the fact that she is returning with an album that most people will never want to admit is as good as it is all makes for the return even more fascinating.

rather than going over the woman’s illustrious past lets jump right into this sparkling new album.

rather than go into some big fancy studio with major label backing and a host of well known producers, which, with current demand for returning 80’s pop stars, you can just see would be a massively easy money option – wendy has chosen a far more interesting route back into the pop worlds collective conscious.

having relocated recently to nyc she formed new bonds with her drum machine and decided to learn every other instrument available to her to create the noises here, including guitar/bass/piano – no computers outside of the beats were used. making everything here all self made and self released as she then decided to form her own label (pia-k recordings), thus avoiding all the usual shark infested waters and maintaining the essential control factor.

for all the discussion and revelations in recent interviews that dr dre and eminem are the creators of the best new sounds the album sounds very traditionally old school indie with a splash of drum machine and subtle synthesizer noises. in fact, after several spins the albums 2 sonic reference points are fellow nyc’ers Joy Zipper and Big Audio Dynamite. there are the sunny uplifting indie guitar sweetness that joy zipper have excelled at in recent times matched against the odd flurry of beatbox programs and laidback guitar lines (hence the Big Audio Dynamite connection).

ok, the album doesn’t jump out and grab you, instead its a subtle beast that creeps up on you in such a warm and pleasant manner that when you realise just how much you have enjoyed the last 40+ minutes you press the start button again just to make sure..

starting off with the uptempo ‘the man’ (with gloriously catchy ‘its so easy’ vocal loop) its obvious that wendy has really learnt how to use her vocal skills, using doubled up vocals she sounds vibrant and completely on form. ‘grease monkey’ is next and is to be the albums first single release. with its throbbing bass synth line this comes over as a fine electro-rock groover, which if given a proper remix job by people who love the original could slay the dancefloor monsters. a great track. sensuous pounding beats and breathless lyrics make this addictive. breaking the style a little with the old broken piano led ‘princess patience blues’ is a lovely little tune that compensates for the slightly annoying screechy vocal loop that permeates through the next track ‘hip hop 156′ that aint hip hop at all, but actually sounds like an old transvision vamp b-side.

the track that really surprised me the most though, has to be ‘w.13th’, with its laid back blue beat ska type bass line and harmonica line like some long lost one dove out take. very brave and kinda cool – it works, just. as do several other tracks throughout, whether it’s the britpop throwaway fun of ‘blond mink mimi’ recalling the days when another woman lead guitar group louise wener’s sleeper were ruling the headlines. somehow creating a weird level of nostalgia for such innocent days. unfortunately though for some, ‘heavy metal dude’ is not a full on industrial ministry-style rock anthem, but more of the slight beats, tight rhythm guitars, punchy pianos and a quality ending involving all sorts of ‘ba-ba-babababa’, beat breakdown and dubbed up guitars –

more of that mick jones influence ?

as expected, moods are mellowed towards the albums end with the orchestrations of ‘cakewalk’ and the downbeat but determined ‘life goes on’ (‘i’ve stood my ground where so many fall’), giving slight insights into wendys obvious intentions.

the level of variety in the instrumentation and production may be a negative for some, but, it does mean that the album has a consistent sound throughout with very little in the way of modern pop music concessions. so, it’s a good job that the songs are as bubbly, sharply focused and melodically strong as they are. for the second album wendy will recruit a whole bunch of nyc musicians to create her sounds live, so i expect that the small, rounded, warm, lo-fi sound that she has created here will be expanded upon – if it works and she still manages to maintain the level of control over the results, as she has done here, remains to be seen, as this album is an obvious indicator of the womans pop music talents. something i suspect will be hard to admit for many ..

a fine proper pop album by a proper pop star.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

22/06/2009

CLOWNTIME IS OVER…

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This is the FULL SIZED original of this very popular photo from last year..

‘Wendy Pulls A Child Molester..”

Much Thanks to my Spanish friend who sent his own print of it to me..

It was originally taken for my friends at “Tilllate.Com”…

But never posted at this huge size..!

Much Thanks Again..

Enjoy the picture..

(If you can..Wendy is seriously “natural” in this one isn’t she..Yikes!)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

03/06/2009

THE TRUTH IS WRITTEN ON OUR FACES…

Classé dans : Blogs with PHOTOS — Mots-clefs :, , , , — drybaby @ 11:53

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THE TRUTH IS WRITTEN ON OUR FACES…

Look at the first picture of Wendy from last year…

She “seems” to be genuinely smiling and open..

But she is not..

She hates being there and is faking her “ventriloquist’s dummy” smile too much..

Her eyes say what she is REALLY thinking..

Try this..

Put your hand across her eyes and just look at her nose,mouth and chin..

THEN..

Put your hand across her nose,mouth and chin and just look at her eyes..

See..?

Wanna see Wendy trying desperately to hide her TRUE feelings..?

Check out THIS classic video again..

“HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WOMAN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE..?”

This “interview” was done the week AFTER “I Just Wanna Be With You” had entered the U.K charts at an unexpected (by Wendy certainly!) low position..

But before the official publication (and deliberate tabloid “accidental leak”) of the infamous topless photos she claims now was a huge mistake..

“PARDON MY TITS”

She was riddled with guilt and the realisation it was all going SO wrong…

Once you know how to “read” people like I can…

It is easy to see their true face.

Easy.

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

30/05/2009

MOTHERFUCKER…

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Yes she IS looking at the sleeve of her own album knowing full well it is a picture of her snorting cocaine in a toilet.She looks suitably ashamed and guilty..!

Yet Another DryBaby Exclusive..

Is there no end to DryBaby’s surprises..?

No.

High Definition Video is not always flattering to some people..

“I never wanted to be seen as a sex object..”
Wendy James 1993

Well you’ll be delighted with these skin crawling close ups then won’t ya babe..?

This is your public payback for the current Australian Fiasco Wendy..

Just so you know.

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

15/03/2009

“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

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“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

It’s true..

you SO do…

Wink..

Ciao Manhattan..!

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(Spotted the oddest thing did ya?…Yep those “FACE” photos had their CIGARETTES removed for the American Market..True!)

12/03/2009

“YOU’RE ON FIRE…”

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“YOU’RE ON FIRE…”

I was asked today if I could post “those Night Of The Living Dead” photos again..

You mean these bad bunnies..?

La Morte Vivante

In Full Size and Colour..!

Like the shiny golden jacket do ya..?

Sure thing..

(Luckily I was gonna use the above headline today anyway..)

Help Yourselves.

Google Images here I come again..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

03/02/2009

KISS OUR ARSES SUCKERS….!

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KISS OUR ARSES SUCKERS….!

In this picture from left to right…

Damon Minchella (bass player,ex-member of Ocean Colour Scene,publishing company ringer)..

Duncan Ross (guitarist,he knows Robin Gibb you know,Welsh and Scouse at the same time,alcoholic)..

Some scrubber..

Gregory Foat (pianist,failed novelist’s front stooge,gigolo,small penis owner)…

Wendy James (cocaine user)…

Ray Sullivan (fake rocker,real prick)…

These individuals (minus Damon who is long gone) will want you to hand over YOUR MONEY to them very soon…

Will you..?

Course not.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

10/11/2008

THE LIVING DEAD..

Classé dans : Blogs with PHOTOS — Mots-clefs :, , , , , — drybaby @ 2:20

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“La Morte-Vivante…”
(The Living Dead..)

Merci a Genius Gerard pour les images…

Merci a Wendy James pour la personnalité…

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

07/10/2008

Jumeaux James….

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“Jumeaux James….”

(The James Twins..)

The Terrible James Twins…

Help Yourselves.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

01/10/2008

1988-2008

Classé dans : Blogs with PHOTOS — Mots-clefs :, , , , , , — drybaby @ 11:27

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1988-2008

22 year old Wendy James…..(1988)

42 year old Wendy James…..(2008)

Two Different Wendy James..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

See ya

28/09/2008

Monstre Cookie…

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“Monstre Cookie…”

(Cookie Monster)

After you’ve read THIS you will want..

Some “cookie” wallpaper for your computer..

Help Yourselves.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

16/09/2008

Les Lesbiennes…

Classé dans : Blogs with PHOTOS — Mots-clefs :, , , , , , — drybaby @ 10:51

“Les Lesbiennes…”

(The Lesbians)

Wendy And The Dyke…

She looks VERY uncomfortable doesn’t she..?

“Please God don’t let Drybaby get his hands on this picture..”
Wendy “Muff Anyone?” James

As if…

The Very Idea…

The Thought Never Crossed My Mind..

What Do You Take Me For..

So..

Anyway Wendy..

Munched any good carpets down under recently..?

“I can’t wait to get back to recording Racine 3..”
Wendy “Change The Subject,Change The Subject” James

Oh no you don’t…

Save that crap for someone who’s dumb enough to believe it..

Wink

See ya

15/09/2008

WENDY FUCKING JAMES…

We don’t want your money honey, we want your love.

(Actually we’d prefer both but hey, it’s the thought that counts.)

This week Handle Bar starts a Revolution Baby, bringing you a Landslide of Love courtesy of Transvision Vamp’s

WENDY FUCKING JAMES

Don’t even think about trying to Tell That Girl To Shut Up – she’s loud, she’s brash, she’s filthy and nasty and sleazy as fuck, and If Looks Could Kill then kapow.

The lady’s a Velveteen vision, equal parts Pop / Art, and Baby I Don’t Care, this Saturday night I Just Wanna Be With … her.

Join us as the queen of 80s punk pop hits the decks for a massive three hours of unadulterated pussy pleasure. She’ll be joined by local dj’s who aren’t afraid to pale in comparison –

Ben Drayton

Spruce Lee

Lovertits

And one more time, in case you missed it,

WENDY FUCKING JAMES

See you there, bitches.

Handle Bar – come, take a ride.

Words taken from Flyer for Wendy “Fucking” James’ deejay gig at

HANDLE BAR

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

La Femme Cocaïne….

“La Femme Cocaïne….”

(Lady Cocaine)

Cocaine is a “feminine” word in french and is often referred to as if it was a real life woman…

This is Wendy James doing the “deejay” thing in Australia..

(Sept 2008)

She is clearly “coked up”..

The white remnants in her nostril prove that without a doubt..

Lovely Girl.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

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