“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”

(This comes from a damaged printers proof sheet.Sorry about the quality.Not my fault)

“WHO’S THAT GIRL..?”

Seeing as this suddenly popular again..

(I suspect people might have accessed it thinking it was about Madonna’s movie of the same name..!)

I thought I’d repost it FULL SIZED in a more prominent position..

“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”

Which of course she did..

Yep this is also the one with

“I know MCA believe in me.Categorically.I am signed for the future”

How did she know..?

Her tampon told her..?

“MCA believe in you Wendy and your breasts are very sensitive this month..”

Notice Tony Powell’s two faced bullshit too…

He said the exact same thing about Danni Minogue a few weeks after this interview..

(He was later fired by Universal/MCA because of the flop of this album..)

This is the ONLY copy of this interview remaining worldwide.

It was done for the Independent On Sunday Magazine (UK) in 1993.

They did not keep any copy.

Wendy doesn’t remember doing this interview..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“I’ve seen that the wankers who snort cocaine and have their head stuck up their own arseholes are in the rock stars’ graveyard…”

(Click All To Enlarge And Read Every Wonderful Word)

After many requests to REPOSITION this article in a much higher profile position..

I have decided to do so.

(New headline as well so help yourselves..kay?)

“Bimbo or The Brains Of Pop”

This is perhaps THE classic “do as I say not do as I do” type interview from Wendy..

For example…

“Anyway I believe in Karma..nice people will survive and bad people will trip up..I’ve just been out to L.A and I’ve seen that the wankers who snort cocaine,pat each other on the back and have their head stuck up their own arseholes are in the rock stars’ graveyard…”

Out of her own mouth too..!

and this lovely turn of phase…

“Something which I really despise is the ridiculous divide between the pop star up on the pedestal and the so called plebbie audience who actually put them up there in the first place..”

You and me both babe thus the DryBaby Experience for your good self…!

And there are more such nuggets in the rest of the interview..

(Wendy saying she will NEVER pose topless etc and criticising those who do violently..)

“it is definitely a marketing exercise to get men interested..”

So lemme get this straight….

No cocaine..

No back slapping..

No head stuck up one’s own arsehole..

No cynical topless shots to sell records in tacky tabloids…

No gassing jews in concentration camps..

No killing tiny kittens..

No stealing from charities..

Thanks for that helpful guide to how to live one’s life properly.

Wendy..

I respect you for it..

The main photo is pretty cool too isn’t it..?

(It says so much..)

Nick Sayer must have been sick to the back teeth of Wendy..

And was thinking of his future royalties..

Without her.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

WENDY JAMES IS “STILL SELLIN’ DRUGS”…

WENDY JAMES STILL SELLIN’ DRUGS…

(feel free to make up your own jokes at this point..)

This is Wendy James in Australia..

She is taking part in a club night called..

“STILL SELLIN’ DRUGS..”

It’s being “hosted” by a couple of guys who design t-shirts in Australia..

Will Wendy be wearing her official “Elena Gallen” tee or their material I wonder..?

(Wendy doesn’t “do” brand loyalty if there’s some coke involved..)

Here’s how they describe it in their own words..

“Our friends will be DJing, Ivy got Wendy James on board, plus a few alcohol sponsors… should be an epic night with all our friends..”

Wendy’s “1991 topless” (yet again!) head is placed to “cover up” the word “drugs”..

(obviously not THAT anti-establishment or rebellious after all huh..?)

But of course you can still see it..

And yes there is NO mention of “Racine” of course..

Just a band who broke up almost 18 years ago..

and the “TITS” photo taken 18 years ago too.

You saw it in this part of the world here first.

Remember that.

Kay..?

Looking forward to the

“Wendy James Is Selling Child Porn For A Few Bucks”

Club night soon.

Keep Digging That Grave Wendy..!

Not long now.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

SCREENSHOTS FROM 100 VIDEOS…

(Help Yourself Elena..Big Enough For You?)

SCREENSHOTS FROM 100 VIDEOS..

See Them All..

HERE.

Wink

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“Bourre-toi la gueule…Fais-toi tirer….Et si on te paye pour ça, c’est tout bénéf….”

“The Girl Done Bad..”

“Get drunk. Get laid. Even better if you Get paid….”

For my friends in the FRENCH media who wrote to me today..

(I will mention your publications later and link to them too..c’est bon?)

This is for the fashion companies who “play act” at being record labels..

For publicity..

Here’s some PUBLICITY for you..

“The Girl Done Bad..”

Kay..?

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FOR MY FRIENDS IN THE MEDIA…

A  S E R I E S  O F  A R T I C L E S

(Click The Link To Read)

Wendy Pretending She Was Single…

My Favourite Year..

Wendy’s Last Rage…

Confessions Of A Trick Baby…

Look But Don’t Touch…

A Total Cynic..Moi?

I Promise So I Deliver..

Currently In New York Mixing Her Album…

The Bardot Rip Off…

For my friends in the media..

Help Yourselves.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WANNA GUESS WHAT’S COMING NEXT WENDY…?

Really..Wendy..Really?

Did you HONESTLY believe I was going to let you get away with this..?

PACK OF LIES…!!

Even allowing for your usual “Wendy Versions” of facts..

This is hilariously fake.

Now you are “adonising” your actual words too..?

DryBaby Must Really Scare The Shit Out Of You.

To be this desperate.

“Wendy James the singer from Transvision Vamp is now the writer,singer and producer for WENDY JAMES..”

No Shit.

You do know that is actually YOURSELF don’t you..?

Not another “WENDY JAMES” who you are working with..

You are not MORE than one person.

LOL

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

COME TO MADEIRA AND BRING YOUR TITS…

“COME TO MADEIRA AND BRING YOUR TITS…”

This is the original flyer for Wendy’s “Come To Madeira Sweet Thing” deejay gig last year..

(I wanted to wait until I got the full sized artwork before posting it..thus the delay kay?)

Not surprisingly she did not post THIS  dignified item on her site when the gig was announced..

(She was “selling” herself on the basis of a 17 year old topless photo…oh dear!)

The words on the back of the flyer are in Portuguese but basically they say..

“Wendy is the biggest super star to visit Madeira..”

“Following a huge number of hits she fronted what was one of the biggest bands of the entire 80’s..”

“Named as the biggest sex symbol of  all by MTV…”

“She produced two solo albums with her new band Racine during several big world tours..”

“She wrote the theme tune “Your a Good Man Sister” for Californication,the north american show starring David Duchovny in the lead role…”

Can you spot the “teeny tiny white lies” amongst all that subtle hype..?

The actual gig itself was poorly attended and Wendy was “out of it” as per usual..

Maybe she drank too much of the sponsor’s product..

Whisky-A-Go-Go

Wink

Slam Dunk.

See ya

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GOOD MORNING AUSTRALIA…

It’s Back..

This time Wendy is going to get a much less easy ride from Australia..

The DryBaby Effect..

I’ve Spent Weeks Preparing For This By Contacting My Australia Friends.

In Advance.

The Poor Cow Doesn’t Realise This.

She Will Find Out.

Stay tuned for the fireworks..

Wink

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HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…

(Right Click To Download And Keep)

“HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…”

I did promise I would post the 25 “adjustments” that were made to Wendy’s face..

Here they are..

Help Yourselves..

I’ve done it kinda like a couple of pages from a fashion magazine feature spread..

I thought Wendy would appreciate the irony..

One simply must send a copy to Marc Jacobs’ people..

It would be too too divine and utterly now.

Her fashionista “friends” will simply adore it..

Darling.

Wink

See ya

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“DARLING I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ADORE YOU…”

DryBaby’s Communique…

Monsieur Gaetan And The Laughable Made Up Clown Fake Punk Band “The Towers Of London” (R.I.P)

“DARLING I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ADORE YOU…”

Can you read that clearly enough people..?

Wendy will “adore” anyone nowadays..

C’est Monsieur Gaetan..!!

Monsieur Gaetan is one of the few people who gives her an ego buzz..

(He hung out with the Towers Of London so obviously KNOWS quality when he sees it..!)

The Tower Of London are (were?) a jokey made up manufactured English “punk” band..

They tried (and failed miserably) to get hyped into the music chart there..

Things didn’t go according to (cynical) plan for them..

They were publically ridiculed by everyone in the music biz..

Two members leaving..

A radically desperate image change..

(Their punk “style” was laughed at and never took off so they junked it..)

A massive ignored FLOP second album (and huge flop single!) in 2008..

(Well Have you heard of it..?)

Dropped by their “label” after this flop..

And Viola..

And it looks like what’s left of “The Towers” will be calling it a day soon..

Not a day too soon either..

(Sounds very familiar that series of events doesn’t it..?)

Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish..!

Anyway back to the “I fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking adore you” girl…

Wendy’s got to have that ego buzz..

It’s like Cocaine to her..

See..?

She’s addicted to it..

The Ordinaries don’t give it to her anymore..

Damn them..!

So Wendy’s gotta suck it up where she can find it..

And suck it she does..

Like A Thirsty Camel Chasing Water Across The Desert.

So remember..

TOWERS OF LONDON…..WENDY JAMES..

Connected…

Remember that very soon is all I’m saying..

Of course you will.

Kay..?

Wink

See Ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“YOU’RE ON FIRE…”

“YOU’RE ON FIRE…”

I was asked today if I could post “those Night Of The Living Dead” photos again..

You mean these bad bunnies..?

La Morte Vivante

In Full Size and Colour..!

Like the shiny golden jacket do ya..?

Sure thing..

(Luckily I was gonna use the above headline today anyway..)

Help Yourselves.

Google Images here I come again..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

VOX WENDY….Page 3

This was the final page of the “VOX” article which destroyed her career…

Wendy said it doesn’t show the “real me”…

The public claimed that was EXACTLY what it showed…

It seems even more pathetic when you remember MCA cancelled the album a few months later..

(Yes the Glynebourne Opera “story” is completely fabricated..Wendy was merely part of bunch of children visiting from a local school…Prince Charles & Princess Margaret weren’t there…!)

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Enjoy

See ya

VOX WENDY….Page 2

VOX WENDY…Page 1