“Confused” and horrendously thin..
Do you think she looks “sexy” now..?
All you Wendy sycophants..
Do you.?
No wonder even you lot didn’t dare “comment” on these photos on her My Space site..
Cowards.
Wendy James looking even more “worn” than I expected..
(November 2009)
She has now finally got the “heroin chic” all junkies get in their final days..
Channeling Amy Winehouse..
Sickening.
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
(Thanks to Harper’s Bazaar (US) for allowing use of this photo)
Tina Fey
Harper’s Bazaar Nov 2009
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
(Much Thanks To “El País” for allowing use of the graphic)
The Girl Who Sold The World..
Elena Gallen’s New Studio Site..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
COKED UP..
This is the last of the Wendy Coked Up In Australia photos..
That’s about $400 worth up her right nostril alone..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
“TILDA SWINTON AND ME…”
By Wendy “Originality Is A Thing I Read About Once” James
(Can you believe she is almost 44 years young..!?!)
The photo on the left is the brilliant actress TILDA SWINTON..
(Derek Jarman,Orlando,Constantine,Young Adam,Chronicles Of Narnia..)
The photo on the right is the brilliant copycat WENDY JAMES..
(on the “set” of her hasty second “GREASE MONKEY” video in 2005 after the first one flopped..)
Sadly Wendy is very reluctant to allow anyone see both these visual masterpieces..
The world is simply not ready yet.
Can you see where Wendy got her “inspiration” from boy and girls..?
Wink.
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
YOU WON’T FIND THIS ONE ON THE INTERNET..
ELENA WILL LIKE IT.
WINK
SEE YA
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Very soon I will be launching my “Elena Gallen-Mock Up” site project..
(It will be JUST a mock up and just a bit o’fun for me..)
Who knows it might give her some “creative” ideas…
(She needs to develop a “signature” online presence which her current sites simple aren’t doing…)
Help ease her Tortuosity…
(and that there is why you shouldn’t think in stylish SPANISH then write in literal ENGLISH,Elena..)
A Design For Life.
Wink
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
This would make a fantastic Marc Jacobs “campaign” for his latest collection,wouldn’t it Wendy..?
Odd that he doesn’t “use” your face (or name ) in his advertising isn’t it..?
It works brilliantly for MY advertising..
Much Thanks to Focus 12..
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
This cool photo has not been getting the sort of attention it deserves recently..
Despite it being featured on Elena Gallen’s site for a while now..
It seems to have gone amazingly unnoticed..
Not any more.
DryBaby will get it onto Google…
By the way you’re “supposed” to look at the Arnette sunglasses..
Cough.
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
It’s Halloween..
The perfect time for DryBaby to open..
His Wendy James Horrors file..
Just enough to show you one of it’s darkest secrets..
You See What I See.
Are You Scared Of Wendy Now..?
H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N
“Wade Crescent Stole My Face..!”
And I want it back..
In the “early” days of DryBaby (about early 2007)..
Just after I “published” the first pictures of myself..
A girl sent me the “Wade” picture above and accused me of actually being him..
(Helping Wendy by “pretending” to be critical of her…if you don’t mind!)
Under the assumed name of “DryBaby”…
I sent her a photocopy of my passport with the above official picture in it..
And explained that my eye colour is light blue in reality..
(The official photo makes them seem brown which they certainly are NOT..)
For some odd reasons she replied it only convinced her more..
Whatyagonnado..?
So now you know.
Oh well..
At least the above montage will be just what Elena Gallen is looking for..
I’ll post my full frontal nude ones later Elena..
Kay..?
Wink
DryBaby.
(Or is it The Wade.?)
There was an old woman called Wendy..
Who tried much too hard to be trendy..
What did she do..
She got the wrong tattoo..
Makes you feel sorry for Wendy.
Racine
September 2004-December 2008
R.I.P.
“what does your tattoo represent Wendy..?”
“My failed band and all the public humiliation that went with it..”
“Oh dear you misjudged that big time didn’t you..?”
“At least it reminds me to slash my wrists soon..”
ETA of DryBaby Final Mix..
NOVEMBER.
(Very Cool Photos By My Sister..)
It’s Holibobs time..!
Back sometime in late October or early November..
Bigger,Better And Badder Than Ever.
Good Luck Fighting With The Freckled Gorgon.
And Her Soon-To-Be-Thanksgiving-Turkey Album.
I’ve already made sure of that outcome..
By Giving Her Too Much “DryBaby” Love.
(She’ll thank me when she’s in Rehab getting a Hot Colonic up her ass..)
Cough.
If Monkey’s Gone To Heaven..
This DryBaby’s Gone To Graceland.
S E E Y A
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
