TILDA AND ME…

“TILDA SWINTON AND ME…”

By Wendy “Originality Is A Thing I Read About Once” James

(Can you believe she is almost 44 years young..!?!)

The photo on the left is the brilliant actress TILDA SWINTON..

(Derek Jarman,Orlando,Constantine,Young Adam,Chronicles Of Narnia..)

The photo on the right is the brilliant copycat WENDY JAMES..

(on the “set” of her hasty second “GREASE MONKEY” video in 2005 after the first one flopped..)

Sadly Wendy is very reluctant to allow anyone see both these visual masterpieces..

The world is simply not ready yet.

Can you see where Wendy got her “inspiration” from boy and girls..?

Wink.

See ya

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WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY SCARY FOR HALLOWEEN..?

It’s Halloween..

The perfect time for DryBaby to open..

His Wendy James Horrors file..

Just enough to show you one of it’s darkest secrets..

You See What I See.

Are You Scared Of Wendy Now..?

H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N

THIS DRYBABY’S GONE TO GRACELAND…

(Very Cool Photos By My Sister..)

It’s Holibobs time..!

Back sometime in late October or early November..

Bigger,Better And Badder Than Ever.

Good Luck Fighting With The Freckled Gorgon.

And Her Soon-To-Be-Thanksgiving-Turkey Album.

I’ve already made sure of that outcome..

By Giving Her Too Much “DryBaby” Love.

(She’ll thank me when she’s in Rehab getting a Hot Colonic up her ass..)

Cough.

If Monkey’s Gone To Heaven..

This DryBaby’s Gone To Graceland.

S E E    Y A

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“IN A WORLD OF THIEVES THE ONLY FINAL SIN IS STUPIDITY…” Hunter S Thompson

“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”

I was asked this week..

I dunno..

Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..

Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..

“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”

Hunter S Thompson

Ya think..?

See ya

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RIP THIS JOINT…

What’s on the Desktop of DryBaby in July…

Why look..!

That’s Lauren Jones De La Second Mommy amongst the Racine Rarities…

I haven’t mentioned her for simply ages..

Not since she threw her one good “Sailor No Youth” opportunity down the toilet last year..

She must have thought I was finished with her..

As if.

I am not like her father in that respect.

Or one of her Mommies..

Wink

See ya

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WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

(Right Click To Download And Distribute Across The Internet)

Some people have written to me to ask..

“What did you mean by this DryBaby..?”

“TRUE CELEBRITY..”

By using an EXACT quote from one of Wendy’s “ridiculously enthusiastic” interviews from Australia last year..

(Already proven to be ludicrously over-estimating her “band” chances as events have proven after Christmas 2008..!)

Then the photo of how she was ACTUALLY being promoted..

It brought back memories of the classic parody movie “SPINAL TAP”..

The image on the LEFT above is the scene when the “huge” band discover how big they REALLY are…

The image on the RIGHT is the Wendy James sign outside a venue in Australia..

Even Transvision Vamp is deliberately added to get some interest going..

Truly..

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

Wink

See ya

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MISTAKE No 1…

(Click Both To Download And Spread Across The Internet Music Sites..)

“On a scale of one to ten.I rate a hundred..”

The story of my life..

DryBaby…

iTunes…

A match made in hell..

(of course I have sent copies of these to “All Music Guide” too…)

Enjoy.

Wink

See ya

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WONDER WHO’LL BE NEXT…?

Don’t Do Drugs As They Turn You Into A Fucking Asshole For All The World To Laugh At..

After Farrah and poor sad Micheal Jackson..

Wonder who’ll be next..?

For The Celebrity Graveyard…

I could hazard a guess though.

Couldn’t you..?

Wink

See ya

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“WENDY WATCHED IN HORROR AS HER FACEBOOK FAN NUMBERS SLOWED DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER DRUGGED EYES…”

“WENDY WATCHED IN HORROR AS HER FACEBOOK FAN NUMBERS SLOWED DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER DRUGGED EYES…”

What could be causing people to suddenly stop wanting to sign up in large numbers for her Facebook “fan” page..?

What evil genius force of nature..?

Can you guess..?

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And yes Wendy IS going bald..

(It’ll be the hair dye and her chronic drug addiction causing that..)

As you can all-too-clearly see..

Wink.

T W I T…

“WENDY IS SUCH A FUCKIN’ TWIT…”

Sing it out loud brothers and sisters..

This is my TWITTER page…

(and no the name is not “DryBaby” if you must know..)

I have of course “protected” certain information..

And it links back to my DryBaby sites..

I have posted some juicy “updates” today I’ll tell ya..

DryBaby is Everywhere..

Always One Step Ahead..

A L W A Y S.

I knew she wouldn’t be able to resist Twitter..

Ruby Rose tipped me off earlier this month..

I bet Wendy feels pretty stupid round about now..

So

No change there..

Then.

I Love Me.

Wink

See ya

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THE WENDY AND THE IVY…

HAPPY PARTY TIMES AT THE IVY (Australia) TURN SOUR FOR POOR JUSTIN…

These are some “candid” shots of the happy times at The Ivy..

Wendy played several DeeJay gigs there recently..

“The Cocaine Was Simply Superb Darling..!”

Obviously she did it to “promote” her solo career as a musician..

Cough….Snort…

These unseen photos were taken during the good times..

Before the harsh reality of a recession and credit crunch spoiled their fun..

The guy in the robe (with Ivy) on it is the owner Justin Hemmes..

And the girl with BLOOD on her face (I kid you not!) is our old friend..

RUBY ROSE…

The TOPLESS girl in the pool (which is actually in the club) is not Wendy..

W only poses TOPLESS for tacky tabloids of if you give her cocaine and $5 bucks..

Like this..

Little Miss Pardon-My-Tits

Superficial Selfish Party People..

The lot of them..

Wendy’s sort of person..

No Ordinaries..

Snort.

Gonna buy Wendy’s new album now..?

Thought not.

Enjoy the pix..

Wink

See ya

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SISTER MORPHINE…

APRIL 2009..

Sleeping Superstar…

Surrounded by all her fans…

And

The people in the music biz who truly love her…

Every Single One Of Them..

She’s very tired..

Still wearing last years’s clothes..

Superstar Skank..

Sleep Well Tiny Dancer…

Sleep Well..

You Can Score Coke Another Day..

The Nice Dealers Will Still Be Waiting For You..

Don’t Have Nightmares..

There’ll Be Plenty Of Those When You Wake Up..

SISTER MORPHINE..

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

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“ONE SIMPLY ADORES ONE’S MARC JACOBS KNICKERS ON ONE’S SUPERIOR ARSE TRULY ONE DOES…DARLING!!”

“ONE SIMPLY ADORES ONE’S MARC JACOBS KNICKERS TRULY ONE DOES…”

Wendy has a unique and very rare designer arsehole so SIMPLY must wear them on her airbrushed bottom lest she die..!

“I am not a clothes horse.I am a musician.”
Wendy “Breathing A More Superior Oxygen Than You” James (1993)

(cue a loud burst of 1980’s american sit-com canned laughter at this exact point..)

Wendy gained TWO expensive habits during the 1990’s…

Designer Clothes…

Designer Cocaine…

(There is THOSE “claims” being publically aired again yet still don’t see that LAWSUIT dropping through my letterbox…)

Why ever not readers..?

I’ll tell ya..

There is a very old legal saying…

“You Can’t Sue If It’s True..”

It’s True.

So…

Wendy Can’t Sue..

(A court appointed doctor would only have to “swab” the inside of Wendy’s nostrils to prove she IS on Coke.It would take seconds…)

I would then COUNTERSUE and demand DAMAGES and a PUBLIC APOLOGY in a heartbeat..

(I would give any MONEY I got to charity as I don’t need it (true!) but that PUBLIC APOLOGY would be sweeeeet..)

So she is “reluctant” to pursue DryBaby in such a potentially BACKFIRING way..

And don’t I know it..!

“He’s right goddamn him and it is such a frustrating pisser for moi..”
Wendy “I Hate The Truth” James

Anyway…

All this “frightful” talk of recession and unemployment from the Ordinaries nowadays has made Wendy so worn out and tired to her soul..

(those last three words come from a well known Van Morrison song fact fans..)

Fingers crossed that after the “Parisienne Experience” (photos of that very soon Drybaby fans btw!) she will find some small time for a holiday in the sun..

Amongst her too too busy schedule of superstardom…

She truly deserves it.

It’s been simply ages Darling..!

Although one simple hasn’t got a thing to wear..!

Darling Sweetie Marc might just give one some new goodies..

From his latest teeny tiny collection…

Snooooort…

N’est pas..?

LOUD COUGH…

(Come the revolution she and her type are first up against the wall etc…)

Wink

See ya

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“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

It’s true..

you SO do…

Wink..

Ciao Manhattan..!

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(Spotted the oddest thing did ya?…Yep those “FACE” photos had their CIGARETTES removed for the American Market..True!)

VOX WENDY….Page 3

This was the final page of the “VOX” article which destroyed her career…

Wendy said it doesn’t show the “real me”…

The public claimed that was EXACTLY what it showed…

It seems even more pathetic when you remember MCA cancelled the album a few months later..

(Yes the Glynebourne Opera “story” is completely fabricated..Wendy was merely part of bunch of children visiting from a local school…Prince Charles & Princess Margaret weren’t there…!)

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Enjoy

See ya