This would make a fantastic Marc Jacobs “campaign” for his latest collection,wouldn’t it Wendy..?
Odd that he doesn’t “use” your face (or name ) in his advertising isn’t it..?
It works brilliantly for MY advertising..
Much Thanks to Focus 12..
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“..Meet Golden. He’s gorgeous, charming, and very serious about his work. A jazz musician by day, by night he’s an exclusive escort for glamorous modern women, paid in expensive dinners and fabulous clothes to service their every desire…”
Mr Gregory Foat is from The Isle Of Wight.
He is very very sorry for any public embarrassment he may have caused..
He honestly knows no better.
He promises it won’t happen again.
“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”
I was asked this week..
I dunno..
Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..
Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..
“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”
Hunter S Thompson
Ya think..?
See ya
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People Who Are Excelling In Their Fields Right At This Moment Somewhere.
“…I’ve realized a self awareness that it is a good and positive thing to be represented and taken care of by people who are as good at their jobs as I am at mine,it raises your game,naturally,to be surrounded by those who are excelling in their own fields..”
Wendy James 2009
That’ll be the reason why you are so good and successful then huh..?
Deluded much are you Wendy..?
What am I saying..?
Drugs Will Do That Every Time.
Poor Poor Cow.
Wink
See ya
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NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY..and NORWAY.
Wendy James lives in “fabulous,amazing,exciting” New York…
She pays tax to the U.S government and puts money into the shops and restaurants there..
Most of her (remaining) fans live in England and some countries in mainland Europe..
She promised to play America,Canada,Italy Australia,and Japan..
For months and months prior to this tour..
So obviously she and her “band” (ha,ha) played 7 gigs in Norway..
When it actually came down to it..
Beggars Can’t Be Choosers..
This is what happens when you “tour” the sort of gigs/venues/locations..
Real bands who AREN’T playacting at “Rock Star” have turned down..
And your agent have to get some SUCKERS into or risk losing their small commission..
Wendy took this flyer down from her website the day after the tour ended..
And has been somewhat “vague” about the details of it since (dates,venues,support acts,crowds etc..)
Even going so far as to “suggest” it was MUCH bigger and longer than it actually was as you can clearly see..
“…Racine is Wendy James’s (formerly of Transvision Vamp) current project.
The band recently completed a sold out European tour with multiple nights in London that received raves across the board…
Additionally, Wendy has been manning turntables from Scandinavia to Spain at a series of cutting edge club nights…”
Raves…Across…The…Board
(Whatdoya mean you don’t remember any Fuckin’ Raves Across Any Fuckin’ Boards..?)
Racine had already called it a day AND shut their site down by the time this was posted on the internet.
Wendy knew that..
So the actual flyer went bye bye..
Just in case you might remember it DIFFERENTLY than Wendy later..
Like now in August 2009..
When Wendy is promisin’ a lot yet again..
Wink
See ya
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What’s on the Desktop of DryBaby in July…
Why look..!
That’s Lauren Jones De La Second Mommy amongst the Racine Rarities…
I haven’t mentioned her for simply ages..
Not since she threw her one good “Sailor No Youth” opportunity down the toilet last year..
She must have thought I was finished with her..
As if.
I am not like her father in that respect.
Or one of her Mommies..
Wink
See ya
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You remember “David ‘Lindy’ Lindwall” don’t you..?
He has been one of Wendy’s “Top Friends” since she started her My Space page..
(The people who REALLY reflect her true personality rather than her customers/fans..)
People have written to me many many times asking who he actually is..
(They’ve noticed him there with his chainsaw and stuff..)
Well in place of a full blow “bio”…
Here’s the latest version of his website..
(Yes it IS in black and white…which is so now!)
Lindy Is Doin’ Tees This Month.
Stunning.
Wink.
See ya
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April In July…
I’ll let them tell you their “CONCEPT”…
1. Are you a clothing brand or a music label?
We are both. Our clothing is music, and music lives on our clothing.
2. What is a single?
A single is the A-side and B-side of the artist of the month.
3. What is a custom artist product?
A custom artist product is an item of clothing or an accessory always related to a specific APRIL77RECORDS artist of the month.
These items will always allow you to download the single from this artist.
4. Can you get pregnant from a toilet seat?
Probably not, but remains questionable.
I am gonna publically kick this fashion/music obsession vibe out of Wendy’s head…
Kick it hard..
Until she bleeds..
Wink
See ya
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“WENDY IS SUCH A FUCKIN’ TWIT…”
Sing it out loud brothers and sisters..
This is my TWITTER page…
(and no the name is not “DryBaby” if you must know..)
I have of course “protected” certain information..
And it links back to my DryBaby sites..
I have posted some juicy “updates” today I’ll tell ya..
DryBaby is Everywhere..
Always One Step Ahead..
A L W A Y S.
I knew she wouldn’t be able to resist Twitter..
Ruby Rose tipped me off earlier this month..
I bet Wendy feels pretty stupid round about now..
So
No change there..
Then.
I Love Me.
Wink
See ya
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Guess what..?
The ELM STREET gig was recorded on video…
Ahem…
I haven’t uploaded video footage since before Christmas..
I must start again soon..
Especially with NORTHCOTE lying there..
Ready for public viewing..
In all it’s Wife-Beater Technicolour glory..
And there’s all those oft mentioned “backstage” clips too..
You’ll Believe A Wendy Robot Can Cry…
(oh boy can she..!)
Busy Summer Ahead..
Wink
See ya
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“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”
“Wow Madam is angry…”
You can say that again..
This is the English “translation” of the (infamous?) Rock And Folk interview from 1991…
“I don’t like to make photographs contrary to what people think..it is a pointless detail..”
(Cough…Visit Her MySpace Moving Wendy Gallery-A-Rama Whydontcha….Cough..)
It was done for the WOW fanzine run by Steve & Donna Hughes...
(They got a guy to translate it for their fanzine and this is his original words..)
Seeing as his version is 99% accurate (give or take a few grammer issues) I decided not to translate it myself for you..
“Fred’s” version captures all the venom,anger and resentment Wendy was feeling towards her fellow English folk..
(They had just rejected “I Just Wanna” & were about to reject “Looks Could Kill” back in the United Kingdom so she was SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF with them…)
Like this…
“To put it crudely to say Manchester is a cool place what a fucking joke! Have you ever seen Manchester?..”
“Let them say Joy Division are the greatest band in the universe and let them die..!!!”
Racine played Manchester on their last tour..
(They had to make up for the cancelled London & Brighton gigs somehow..)
Don’t think they will again though..
(Wendy might puke if she has to meet too many Mancunians at once..)
The rest of the interview follows along the same lines…
(Basically “You Dared Reject Me So Fuck You All” again and again and again…)
This type of “honest” interview is what is known in the music biz as a
A First Class Invitation To A Public Ass Kicking
Not suprisingly it was never mentioned in English markets..
Why..?
Wendy was depending on it NEVER being translated into English so people back home could read it…
WRONG.
“Wendy’s words Dear Readers..”
See ya
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This was the final page of the “VOX” article which destroyed her career…
Wendy said it doesn’t show the “real me”…
The public claimed that was EXACTLY what it showed…
It seems even more pathetic when you remember MCA cancelled the album a few months later..
(Yes the Glynebourne Opera “story” is completely fabricated..Wendy was merely part of bunch of children visiting from a local school…Prince Charles & Princess Margaret weren’t there…!)
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Enjoy
See ya
(Click Both To Enlarge And Read)
“KYLIE ET MOI…..”
This was the carefully but DELIBERATELY orchestrated “war of words” between Kylie Minogue and Wendy James…
It was a FAKE fight which was designed by Pete Bassett (MCA) and Simon Watson (Cinepop)…
With Wendy James’ full knowledge and co-operation…
She “acted” her part in this charade for free publicity…
It was fed to the tabloid press to generate some sales figures for MCA Record (UK)…
In Australia in 1991 Wendy tried (unsuccessfully) to re-start the fight for publicity reasons..
(During a radio interview where she also criticised Cathy Dennis for “blatant cynical sexual innuendo”…)
However this time Kylie’s management company threatened her with a lawsuit if she didn’t stop..
(Cathy Dennis’ management company,19 Management,also threatened her with a big lawsuit..)
Wendy stopped.
Kylie Minogue covered “Should I Stay Or Should I Go” by The Clash with Mick Jones personal approval..
Wendy James is FORBIDDEN to do any Clash cover versions…
(If you don’t believe me….simply ask her…you will be surprised at the answer..!)
In 2005 Elvis Costello said he would “love” to write a whole album for Kylie..
He said
“…She always had the class,style and grace which other bimbo pop stars in England lacked..”
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Wink
See ya
(CLICK BOTH TO ENLARGE AND READ)
“NewVision Vamp…”
(T Vamp broke up 17 years ago and THAT’s the best headline they got in 2008…?)
Wendy James interview in “UPP”…
Yadda Yadda..
Same Old,Same Old..
Would it kill her to do one fucking interview that is worth reading..?
“Yes it would..I would die”
Instead of…
“Pretty Pictures,Pretty Pictures…”
If only she and her band were ACTUALLY as successful and popular in real life….
as she constantly claims in these interviews..
That would be more palatable..
Duncan Ross (guitar) wouldn’t be playing £4 (6 euro) bars in Liverpool to earn a living..
Or James Meynell (bass) touring with his dad.
(Yep…his dad…)
and Ray Sullivan (drums) will clean your toilet for $10..
Hardly NYC glamour is it..?
So long as you don’t believe her..
She’s harmless…
“Elle Est Anodine..”
Wink
See ya.
