“Confused” and horrendously thin..
Do you think she looks “sexy” now..?
All you Wendy sycophants..
Do you.?
No wonder even you lot didn’t dare “comment” on these photos on her My Space site..
Cowards.
Wendy James looking even more “worn” than I expected..
(November 2009)
She has now finally got the “heroin chic” all junkies get in their final days..
Channeling Amy Winehouse..
Sickening.
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
COKED UP..
This is the last of the Wendy Coked Up In Australia photos..
That’s about $400 worth up her right nostril alone..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
“TILDA SWINTON AND ME…”
By Wendy “Originality Is A Thing I Read About Once” James
(Can you believe she is almost 44 years young..!?!)
The photo on the left is the brilliant actress TILDA SWINTON..
(Derek Jarman,Orlando,Constantine,Young Adam,Chronicles Of Narnia..)
The photo on the right is the brilliant copycat WENDY JAMES..
(on the “set” of her hasty second “GREASE MONKEY” video in 2005 after the first one flopped..)
Sadly Wendy is very reluctant to allow anyone see both these visual masterpieces..
The world is simply not ready yet.
Can you see where Wendy got her “inspiration” from boy and girls..?
Wink.
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
This would make a fantastic Marc Jacobs “campaign” for his latest collection,wouldn’t it Wendy..?
Odd that he doesn’t “use” your face (or name ) in his advertising isn’t it..?
It works brilliantly for MY advertising..
Much Thanks to Focus 12..
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
It’s Halloween..
The perfect time for DryBaby to open..
His Wendy James Horrors file..
Just enough to show you one of it’s darkest secrets..
You See What I See.
Are You Scared Of Wendy Now..?
H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N
“Don Letts told me not to give a fuck about the public..”
Wendy James in her “Inside The Wendy House” Hot Press Interview 2007..
Did he really..?
Hope Don buys lots of copies of your new album Wendy.
The public you don’t give a fuck about sure won’t.
This is Radio Clash.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..
Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..
Warning of stormy times ahead..
If you are smart you’ll see it..
If you are Wendy James you won’t..
Until it is far too late..
“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”
(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)
“Mix And Release..”
Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?
DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?
Don’t Think So.
Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?
More totally unexpected bad luck..?
Another actual death perhaps..?
(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)
If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..
You are in luck..
There are plenty a-comin’…
2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.
For you.
Not me obviously..
It’ll be another blast for yours truly.
As Per.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”
I was asked this week..
I dunno..
Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..
Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..
“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”
Hunter S Thompson
Ya think..?
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
People Who Are Excelling In Their Fields Right At This Moment Somewhere.
“…I’ve realized a self awareness that it is a good and positive thing to be represented and taken care of by people who are as good at their jobs as I am at mine,it raises your game,naturally,to be surrounded by those who are excelling in their own fields..”
Wendy James 2009
That’ll be the reason why you are so good and successful then huh..?
Deluded much are you Wendy..?
What am I saying..?
Drugs Will Do That Every Time.
Poor Poor Cow.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY..and NORWAY.
Wendy James lives in “fabulous,amazing,exciting” New York…
She pays tax to the U.S government and puts money into the shops and restaurants there..
Most of her (remaining) fans live in England and some countries in mainland Europe..
She promised to play America,Canada,Italy Australia,and Japan..
For months and months prior to this tour..
So obviously she and her “band” (ha,ha) played 7 gigs in Norway..
When it actually came down to it..
Beggars Can’t Be Choosers..
This is what happens when you “tour” the sort of gigs/venues/locations..
Real bands who AREN’T playacting at “Rock Star” have turned down..
And your agent have to get some SUCKERS into or risk losing their small commission..
Wendy took this flyer down from her website the day after the tour ended..
And has been somewhat “vague” about the details of it since (dates,venues,support acts,crowds etc..)
Even going so far as to “suggest” it was MUCH bigger and longer than it actually was as you can clearly see..
“…Racine is Wendy James’s (formerly of Transvision Vamp) current project.
The band recently completed a sold out European tour with multiple nights in London that received raves across the board…
Additionally, Wendy has been manning turntables from Scandinavia to Spain at a series of cutting edge club nights…”
Raves…Across…The…Board
(Whatdoya mean you don’t remember any Fuckin’ Raves Across Any Fuckin’ Boards..?)
Racine had already called it a day AND shut their site down by the time this was posted on the internet.
Wendy knew that..
So the actual flyer went bye bye..
Just in case you might remember it DIFFERENTLY than Wendy later..
Like now in August 2009..
When Wendy is promisin’ a lot yet again..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Happy Now Wendy..?
(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)
Wendy James worked very very hard..
To earn the artistic respect of the Public..
She needn’t have bothered..
b.t.w.
Love that new album release date darling..!
No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?
Cough.
Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..
I think you’ll find..
Wendy.
See ya
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What’s on the Desktop of DryBaby in July…
Why look..!
That’s Lauren Jones De La Second Mommy amongst the Racine Rarities…
I haven’t mentioned her for simply ages..
Not since she threw her one good “Sailor No Youth” opportunity down the toilet last year..
She must have thought I was finished with her..
As if.
I am not like her father in that respect.
Or one of her Mommies..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Is THIS odd photograph more of that Mick Jones influence too..?
This is something you NEVER read in 2004.
(an “early draft” of the now infamous 2004 “official” Quite Great Press Release…Pete loves his “early drafts”..)
You will recognize certain parts which made it to the “official” P.R release.
The “Mick Jones” and “fellow nyc’ers Big Audio Dynamite” (yep seriously!) references did not..
racine – number one (2004)
the return of wendy james is of course a news worthy issue. the fact that she is returning with an album that most people will never want to admit is as good as it is all makes for the return even more fascinating.
rather than going over the woman’s illustrious past lets jump right into this sparkling new album.
rather than go into some big fancy studio with major label backing and a host of well known producers, which, with current demand for returning 80’s pop stars, you can just see would be a massively easy money option – wendy has chosen a far more interesting route back into the pop worlds collective conscious.
having relocated recently to nyc she formed new bonds with her drum machine and decided to learn every other instrument available to her to create the noises here, including guitar/bass/piano – no computers outside of the beats were used. making everything here all self made and self released as she then decided to form her own label (pia-k recordings), thus avoiding all the usual shark infested waters and maintaining the essential control factor.
for all the discussion and revelations in recent interviews that dr dre and eminem are the creators of the best new sounds the album sounds very traditionally old school indie with a splash of drum machine and subtle synthesizer noises. in fact, after several spins the albums 2 sonic reference points are fellow nyc’ers Joy Zipper and Big Audio Dynamite. there are the sunny uplifting indie guitar sweetness that joy zipper have excelled at in recent times matched against the odd flurry of beatbox programs and laidback guitar lines (hence the Big Audio Dynamite connection).
ok, the album doesn’t jump out and grab you, instead its a subtle beast that creeps up on you in such a warm and pleasant manner that when you realise just how much you have enjoyed the last 40+ minutes you press the start button again just to make sure..
starting off with the uptempo ‘the man’ (with gloriously catchy ‘its so easy’ vocal loop) its obvious that wendy has really learnt how to use her vocal skills, using doubled up vocals she sounds vibrant and completely on form. ‘grease monkey’ is next and is to be the albums first single release. with its throbbing bass synth line this comes over as a fine electro-rock groover, which if given a proper remix job by people who love the original could slay the dancefloor monsters. a great track. sensuous pounding beats and breathless lyrics make this addictive. breaking the style a little with the old broken piano led ‘princess patience blues’ is a lovely little tune that compensates for the slightly annoying screechy vocal loop that permeates through the next track ‘hip hop 156′ that aint hip hop at all, but actually sounds like an old transvision vamp b-side.
the track that really surprised me the most though, has to be ‘w.13th’, with its laid back blue beat ska type bass line and harmonica line like some long lost one dove out take. very brave and kinda cool – it works, just. as do several other tracks throughout, whether it’s the britpop throwaway fun of ‘blond mink mimi’ recalling the days when another woman lead guitar group louise wener’s sleeper were ruling the headlines. somehow creating a weird level of nostalgia for such innocent days. unfortunately though for some, ‘heavy metal dude’ is not a full on industrial ministry-style rock anthem, but more of the slight beats, tight rhythm guitars, punchy pianos and a quality ending involving all sorts of ‘ba-ba-babababa’, beat breakdown and dubbed up guitars –
more of that mick jones influence ?
as expected, moods are mellowed towards the albums end with the orchestrations of ‘cakewalk’ and the downbeat but determined ‘life goes on’ (‘i’ve stood my ground where so many fall’), giving slight insights into wendys obvious intentions.
the level of variety in the instrumentation and production may be a negative for some, but, it does mean that the album has a consistent sound throughout with very little in the way of modern pop music concessions. so, it’s a good job that the songs are as bubbly, sharply focused and melodically strong as they are. for the second album wendy will recruit a whole bunch of nyc musicians to create her sounds live, so i expect that the small, rounded, warm, lo-fi sound that she has created here will be expanded upon – if it works and she still manages to maintain the level of control over the results, as she has done here, remains to be seen, as this album is an obvious indicator of the womans pop music talents. something i suspect will be hard to admit for many ..
a fine proper pop album by a proper pop star.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
April In July…
I’ll let them tell you their “CONCEPT”…
1. Are you a clothing brand or a music label?
We are both. Our clothing is music, and music lives on our clothing.
2. What is a single?
A single is the A-side and B-side of the artist of the month.
3. What is a custom artist product?
A custom artist product is an item of clothing or an accessory always related to a specific APRIL77RECORDS artist of the month.
These items will always allow you to download the single from this artist.
4. Can you get pregnant from a toilet seat?
Probably not, but remains questionable.
I am gonna publically kick this fashion/music obsession vibe out of Wendy’s head…
Kick it hard..
Until she bleeds..
Wink
See ya
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Don’t Do Drugs As They Turn You Into A Fucking Asshole For All The World To Laugh At..
After Farrah and poor sad Micheal Jackson..
Wonder who’ll be next..?
For The Celebrity Graveyard…
I could hazard a guess though.
Couldn’t you..?
Wink
See ya
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