Very soon I will be launching my “Elena Gallen-Mock Up” site project..

(It will be JUST a mock up and just a bit o’fun for me..)

Who knows it might give her some “creative” ideas…

(She needs to develop a “signature” online presence which her current sites simple aren’t doing…)

Help ease her Tortuosity…

(and that there is why you shouldn’t think in stylish SPANISH then write in literal ENGLISH,Elena..)

A Design For Life.

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Page Preview (C) Fuego Fanzine No 1 2009

F U E G O.

F I R E.

G A L L E N.

B E L I E V E.

D R Y B A B Y

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This would make a fantastic Marc Jacobs “campaign” for his latest collection,wouldn’t it Wendy..?

Odd that he doesn’t “use” your face (or name ) in his advertising isn’t it..?

It works brilliantly for MY advertising..

Much Thanks to Focus 12..

Visit Them.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

This cool photo has not been getting the sort of attention it deserves recently..

Despite it being featured on Elena Gallen’s site for a while now..

It seems to have gone amazingly unnoticed..

Not any more.

DryBaby will get it onto Google…

By the way you’re “supposed” to look at the Arnette sunglasses..

Cough.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

It’s Halloween..

The perfect time for DryBaby to open..

His Wendy James Horrors file..

Just enough to show you one of it’s darkest secrets..

You See What I See.

Are You Scared Of Wendy Now..?

H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N

“Wade Crescent Stole My Face..!”

And I want it back..

In the “early” days of DryBaby (about early 2007)..

Just after I “published” the first pictures of myself..

A girl sent me the “Wade” picture above and accused me of actually being him..

(Helping Wendy by “pretending” to be critical of her…if you don’t mind!)

Under the assumed name of “DryBaby”…

I sent her a photocopy of my passport with the above official picture in it..

And explained that my eye colour is light blue in reality..

(The official photo makes them seem brown which they certainly are NOT..)

For some odd reasons she replied it only convinced her more..

Whatyagonnado..?

So now you know.

Oh well..

At least the above montage will be just what Elena Gallen is looking for..

I’ll post my full frontal nude ones later Elena..

Kay..?

Wink

DryBaby.

(Or is it The Wade.?)

“..Meet Golden. He’s gorgeous, charming, and very serious about his work. A jazz musician by day, by night he’s an exclusive escort for glamorous modern women, paid in expensive dinners and fabulous clothes to service their every desire…”

Mr Gregory Foat is from The Isle Of Wight.

He is very very sorry for any public embarrassment he may have caused..

He honestly knows no better.

He promises it won’t happen again.

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There was an old woman called Wendy..
Who tried much too hard to be trendy..
What did she do..
She got the wrong tattoo..
Makes you feel sorry for Wendy.

Racine

September 2004-December 2008

R.I.P.

“what does your tattoo represent Wendy..?”

“My failed band and all the public humiliation that went with it..”

“Oh dear you misjudged that big time didn’t you..?”

“At least it reminds me to slash my wrists soon..”

ETA of DryBaby Final Mix..

NOVEMBER.

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(Very Cool Photos By My Sister..)

It’s Holibobs time..!

Back sometime in late October or early November..

Bigger,Better And Badder Than Ever.

Good Luck Fighting With The Freckled Gorgon.

And Her Soon-To-Be-Thanksgiving-Turkey Album.

I’ve already made sure of that outcome..

By Giving Her Too Much “DryBaby” Love.

(She’ll thank me when she’s in Rehab getting a Hot Colonic up her ass..)

Cough.

If Monkey’s Gone To Heaven..

This DryBaby’s Gone To Graceland.

S E E    Y A

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

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She Knows What I Am Talking About…

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“FAREWELL TO TWO TRAGIC ICONS..”

a.k.a

Covering Your Ass In a Magazine Publishing Recession.

Vanity Fair’s “Special” Two Covers Edition This Month.

Basically the SAME words with different (very old) Annie Lebowitz photos..

(Both are outtakes from photo sessions over 20 years ago)

For grieving fans of both stars to buy..

See how easy (and cynical) the media can be..?

Still.

I suppose it’s the thought that counts..

And that thought was..

“Kerr-ching”

Even though Vanity Fair have been very good to me with the Tina Fey cover.

I am nobody’s sycophant.

They won’t mind my criticism here though.

All Is Fair In Vanity And Business.

They know that.

So do I.

It’s fine to be a cynic in this modern world.

I wonder what sort of tribute cover they’ll do..

When Wendy dies..?

“Farewell To Whatsherface”

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

Mieow…and…Ouch!

This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …

From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..

Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..

I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..

Wendy’s current appearance facewise..

(Ya think..??)

Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..

(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)

Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?

Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..

(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)

And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..

R E S U L T.

Wink.

See ya.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“Don Letts told me not to give a fuck about the public..”

Wendy James in her “Inside The Wendy House” Hot Press Interview 2007..

Did he now..?

Did he really..?

Hope Don buys lots of copies of your new album Wendy.

The public you don’t give a fuck about sure won’t.

This is Radio Clash.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“Where did Wendy James get the strange title for that tour DryBaby..?”

I was asked this week..

I dunno..

Who can guess with an ORIGINAL mind like her..

Maybe she dreamt it whilst filthy drunk somewhere..

“…In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught.

In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity…”

Hunter S Thompson

Ya think..?

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

GHOSTS PLAY TOO…

EVE.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Kill Your iDolls…

Elena Gallen..

When She Was Dark..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

CLICK EACH SECTION TO ENLARGE AND READ…

(The largest most in depth interview Wendy James did in 1993)

And by far and away the most popular article on this site..

THE INTERVIEW WENDY WISHES YOU COULD NEVER READ AGAIN…

The last time Wendy James told anything resembling the TRUTH in an interview..

It of course TOTALLY CONTRADICTS the phony bullshit she’s tried to pass off since about events then..

Due to huge demand I am reposting it in a more prominent position..

With an ENGLISH title..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

People Who Are Excelling In Their Fields Right At This Moment Somewhere.

“…I’ve realized a self awareness that it is a good and positive thing to be represented and taken care of by people who are as good at their jobs as I am at mine,it raises your game,naturally,to be surrounded by those who are excelling in their own fields..”
Wendy James 2009

That’ll be the reason why you are so good and successful then huh..?

Deluded much are you Wendy..?

What am I saying..?

OF COURSE SHE FUCKING IS…

Drugs Will Do That Every Time.

Poor Poor Cow.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY..and NORWAY.

Wendy James lives in “fabulous,amazing,exciting” New York…

She pays tax to the U.S government and puts money into the shops and restaurants there..

Most of her (remaining) fans live in England and some countries in mainland Europe..

She promised to play America,Canada,Italy Australia,and Japan..

For months and months prior to this tour..

So obviously she and her “band” (ha,ha) played 7 gigs in Norway..

When it actually came down to it..

Beggars Can’t Be Choosers..

This is what happens when you “tour” the sort of gigs/venues/locations..

Real bands who AREN’T playacting at “Rock Star” have turned down..

And your agent have to get some SUCKERS into or risk losing their small commission..

Wendy took this flyer down from her website the day after the tour ended..

And has been somewhat “vague” about the details of it since (dates,venues,support acts,crowds etc..)

Even going so far as to “suggest” it was MUCH bigger and longer than it actually was as you can clearly see..

ATOMIK POWERED BULLSHIT..

“…Racine is Wendy James’s (formerly of Transvision Vamp) current project.

The band recently completed a sold out European tour with multiple nights in London that received raves across the board…

Additionally, Wendy has been manning turntables from Scandinavia to Spain at a series of cutting edge club nights…”

Raves…Across…The…Board

(Whatdoya mean you don’t remember any Fuckin’ Raves Across Any Fuckin’ Boards..?)

Racine had already called it a day AND shut their site down by the time this was posted on the internet.

Wendy knew that..

So the actual flyer went bye bye..

Just in case you might remember it DIFFERENTLY than Wendy later..

Like now in August 2009..

When Wendy is promisin’ a lot yet again..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Happy Now Wendy..?

(Severe Acne looks better in black and white..)

Wendy James worked very very hard..

To earn the artistic respect of the Public..

She needn’t have bothered..

R.E.S.P.E.C.T..

b.t.w.

Love that new album release date darling..!

No “unexpected” probs behind-the-scenes I sincerly hope..?

Cough.

Everyone Dances To My iTunes Not Yours..

I think you’ll find..

Wendy.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Mr Gregory Foat (Author,Pianist,Member Of The Master Race) relaxes with a female companion in his Man-Wife Percy’s home…*

A little known fact about Greg Foat’s book “Gigolo” last year..

There were originally 11 Chapters to the published instead of the widely reviled 10 chapter opus..

The missing chapter entitled “Tomorrow Belongs To Me” proved too controversial..

Dealing as it does with Mr Foat’s fascination with Nazism and Inter-Race relations..

Lines such as..

“How inferior bitches are getting my pure Aryan sperm inside them..”

“When I cum I salute the Fatherland..”

“Tomorrow Belongs To Me although I’m free on Friday..”

“I refuse to acknowledge the existence of Golders Green..”

“Himmler was a gigolo too..”

“Eva Braun…I’ve had her you know.”

Meant the offending chapter was left out of first run prints of the book..

We Must Never Forget.

Shalom.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

*******

* The FAKE website (yep!) which this image comes from was closed down last year for being “too controversial” (no shit!) and is NOT in fact Greg Foat.

(gotta say that just in case Mr Foat mugs an old lady and gets enough cash for a lawyer this time..)

He is also not completely bald just yet.

Although his “extended natural fringe” fools no one.

Expect to see THIS BLOG AND PHOTO on Google in a few weeks.

Joining the other “DryBaby” words and pictures already there.

When you search for anything to do with “Gregory Foat”.

I Thank You.

Sometimes DryBaby inspires people in the most subtle of ways..

This is VICKY’s page on Flickr..

Can you see where she got her inspiration from..?

Even Elena Gallen herself thought it looked very familiar..

Don’t mention it..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

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What’s on the Desktop of DryBaby in July…

Why look..!

That’s Lauren Jones De La Second Mommy amongst the Racine Rarities…

I haven’t mentioned her for simply ages..

Not since she threw her one good “Sailor No Youth” opportunity down the toilet last year..

She must have thought I was finished with her..

As if.

I am not like her father in that respect.

Or one of her Mommies..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

You seem somewhat surprised Wendy…

(Is that Son Of Meynell there too..?)

Of course I have this in my files…

Why Not Tell..

Mark Daniel Bailey..

Before I Do.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(Right Click To Download And Distribute Across The Internet)

Some people have written to me to ask..

“What did you mean by this DryBaby..?”

“TRUE CELEBRITY..”

By using an EXACT quote from one of Wendy’s “ridiculously enthusiastic” interviews from Australia last year..

(Already proven to be ludicrously over-estimating her “band” chances as events have proven after Christmas 2008..!)

Then the photo of how she was ACTUALLY being promoted..

It brought back memories of the classic parody movie “SPINAL TAP”..

The image on the LEFT above is the scene when the “huge” band discover how big they REALLY are…

The image on the RIGHT is the Wendy James sign outside a venue in Australia..

Even Transvision Vamp is deliberately added to get some interest going..

Truly..

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

]]> http://drybaby.wordpress.com/2009/07/23/wendy-james-spinal-tap-moment/feed/ 0 drybaby SPINAL TAP http://drybaby.wordpress.com/2009/07/20/more-of-that-mick-jones-influence/ http://drybaby.wordpress.com/2009/07/20/more-of-that-mick-jones-influence/#comments Mon, 20 Jul 2009 20:59:15 +0000 drybaby http://drybaby.wordpress.com/2007/07/25/more-of-that-mick-jones-influence/ ]]>

Is THIS odd photograph more of that Mick Jones influence too..?

This is something you NEVER read in 2004.

(an “early draft” of the now infamous 2004 “official” Quite Great Press Release…Pete loves his “early drafts”..)

You will recognize certain parts which made it to the “official” P.R release.

The “Mick Jones” and “fellow nyc’ers Big Audio Dynamite” (yep seriously!) references did not..

racine – number one (2004)

the return of wendy james is of course a news worthy issue. the fact that she is returning with an album that most people will never want to admit is as good as it is all makes for the return even more fascinating.

rather than going over the woman’s illustrious past lets jump right into this sparkling new album.

rather than go into some big fancy studio with major label backing and a host of well known producers, which, with current demand for returning 80’s pop stars, you can just see would be a massively easy money option – wendy has chosen a far more interesting route back into the pop worlds collective conscious.

having relocated recently to nyc she formed new bonds with her drum machine and decided to learn every other instrument available to her to create the noises here, including guitar/bass/piano – no computers outside of the beats were used. making everything here all self made and self released as she then decided to form her own label (pia-k recordings), thus avoiding all the usual shark infested waters and maintaining the essential control factor.

for all the discussion and revelations in recent interviews that dr dre and eminem are the creators of the best new sounds the album sounds very traditionally old school indie with a splash of drum machine and subtle synthesizer noises. in fact, after several spins the albums 2 sonic reference points are fellow nyc’ers Joy Zipper and Big Audio Dynamite. there are the sunny uplifting indie guitar sweetness that joy zipper have excelled at in recent times matched against the odd flurry of beatbox programs and laidback guitar lines (hence the Big Audio Dynamite connection).

ok, the album doesn’t jump out and grab you, instead its a subtle beast that creeps up on you in such a warm and pleasant manner that when you realise just how much you have enjoyed the last 40+ minutes you press the start button again just to make sure..

starting off with the uptempo ‘the man’ (with gloriously catchy ‘its so easy’ vocal loop) its obvious that wendy has really learnt how to use her vocal skills, using doubled up vocals she sounds vibrant and completely on form. ‘grease monkey’ is next and is to be the albums first single release. with its throbbing bass synth line this comes over as a fine electro-rock groover, which if given a proper remix job by people who love the original could slay the dancefloor monsters. a great track. sensuous pounding beats and breathless lyrics make this addictive. breaking the style a little with the old broken piano led ‘princess patience blues’ is a lovely little tune that compensates for the slightly annoying screechy vocal loop that permeates through the next track ‘hip hop 156′ that aint hip hop at all, but actually sounds like an old transvision vamp b-side.

the track that really surprised me the most though, has to be ‘w.13th’, with its laid back blue beat ska type bass line and harmonica line like some long lost one dove out take. very brave and kinda cool – it works, just. as do several other tracks throughout, whether it’s the britpop throwaway fun of ‘blond mink mimi’ recalling the days when another woman lead guitar group louise wener’s sleeper were ruling the headlines. somehow creating a weird level of nostalgia for such innocent days. unfortunately though for some, ‘heavy metal dude’ is not a full on industrial ministry-style rock anthem, but more of the slight beats, tight rhythm guitars, punchy pianos and a quality ending involving all sorts of ‘ba-ba-babababa’, beat breakdown and dubbed up guitars –

more of that mick jones influence ?

as expected, moods are mellowed towards the albums end with the orchestrations of ‘cakewalk’ and the downbeat but determined ‘life goes on’ (‘i’ve stood my ground where so many fall’), giving slight insights into wendys obvious intentions.

the level of variety in the instrumentation and production may be a negative for some, but, it does mean that the album has a consistent sound throughout with very little in the way of modern pop music concessions. so, it’s a good job that the songs are as bubbly, sharply focused and melodically strong as they are. for the second album wendy will recruit a whole bunch of nyc musicians to create her sounds live, so i expect that the small, rounded, warm, lo-fi sound that she has created here will be expanded upon – if it works and she still manages to maintain the level of control over the results, as she has done here, remains to be seen, as this album is an obvious indicator of the womans pop music talents. something i suspect will be hard to admit for many ..

a fine proper pop album by a proper pop star.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

FRIDA KAHLO

This is a small part of my own personal collection of Kahlo images..

She is my favourite artist..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

DID YOU WRITE TO HER FAMILY AND TELL THEM ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF THEIR DAUGHTER’S GOLD COAT WENDY..DID YOU?

Well it was bound to happen I suppose..

Wendy finally sinks to a new LOW for cheap publicity..

“The Lead Singer Of Transvision Vamp..”

(oh really?..the lead singer of a band who broke up almost 20 years ago?)

“Wendy James wrote us a beautiful letter saying how she really loved her and how she thought she was saintly…

She adored the clothes Cat made for her and really got on with her at the fittings…”

That’ll be the typical “love” that Wendy gives to every body when she wants them to do things for her and like her…

“I love you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and him and her and those and it..”

Thank Goodness “someone” showed them that “Rolling Stones Launch” photo of Wendy wearing the Gold coat and smirking..

(Who could that kind “someone” have been I wonder..?)

And not these more REALISTIC stoned ones..

“YOU’RE ON FIRE..”

(frighteningly prophetic headline to a blog or what..??)

And just when I thought Wendy couldn’t sink any lower..

I would love to say I am suprised.

Sorry To The Girl’s Family For Their Loss.

Hang Your Head In Shame Wendy James.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

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“..Absolutely,I cannot hope to control the creative process in certain areas…At the moment I am making a Graphic Novel and working in fashion…The World Of Imagination is ridiculously fragmented….
Then I was pioneering along with Crystal Castles or House Of Holland in exploiting the phenomenon of “Celebrity” from a creative and provocative viewpoint but the circle of the Fashion World changes at a dizzying rate…

I want to return to themes which are more personal and unknown,less ephemeral…”

Elena Gallen

calle 20

You remember “David ‘Lindy’ Lindwall” don’t you..?

He has been one of Wendy’s “Top Friends” since she started her My Space page..

(The people who REALLY reflect her true personality rather than her customers/fans..)

People have written to me many many times asking who he actually is..

(They’ve noticed him there with his chainsaw and stuff..)

Well in place of a full blow “bio”…

Here’s the latest version of his website..

(Yes it IS in black and white…which is so now!)

Lindy Is Doin’ Tees This Month.

Stunning.

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(Help Yourself Elena For Your Own Collection..)

This is a much requested RE-POST of these popular photos..

In their original size of 3,000 pixels..

(6 times the clarity of the average photograph..)

So download and enjoy…

DJ TINKERBELL GALLEN…

(& Nino Fixo)

Gracias a Magi Torras..

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Images (C) Elena Gallen Designs 2009

April In July…

APRIL 77 RECORDS..

I’ll let them tell you their “CONCEPT”…

1. Are you a clothing brand or a music label?
We are both. Our clothing is music, and music lives on our clothing.

2. What is a single?
A single is the A-side and B-side of the artist of the month.

3. What is a custom artist product?
A custom artist product is an item of clothing or an accessory always related to a specific APRIL77RECORDS artist of the month.
These items will always allow you to download the single from this artist.

4. Can you get pregnant from a toilet seat?
Probably not, but remains questionable.

I am gonna publically kick this fashion/music obsession vibe out of Wendy’s head…

Kick it hard..

Until she bleeds..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(Click Both To Download And Spread Across The Internet Music Sites..)

“On a scale of one to ten.I rate a hundred..”

The story of my life..

DryBaby…

iTunes…

A match made in hell..

(of course I have sent copies of these to “All Music Guide” too…)

Enjoy.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

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Don’t Do Drugs As They Turn You Into A Fucking Asshole For All The World To Laugh At..

After Farrah and poor sad Micheal Jackson..

Wonder who’ll be next..?

For The Celebrity Graveyard…

I could hazard a guess though.

Couldn’t you..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WENDY JAMES AND THE “CROSSDRESSER” SHOES…

Wendy’s always had “big” less-than-feminine feet..

It’s always been a problem for her to get the “right sized” shoes and sandals..

Her record label were very keen they were rarely seen in photographs..

When she actually was famous..

Now of course they don’t care who knows..

Like the rest of us..

From this website for odd sized “male” feet..

“…Feminine shoes in men’s sizes 10-15! No need to convert size from male to female!

Made to fit a man’s masculine feet while still looking feminine. Will also fit women with large, hard to fit feet.

Shipped discreetly for your privacy…”

“..Will also fit women with large,hard to fit feet..”

Says it all doesn’t it..?

Now you know.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“WENDY WATCHED IN HORROR AS HER FACEBOOK FAN NUMBERS SLOWED DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER DRUGGED EYES…”

What could be causing people to suddenly stop wanting to sign up in large numbers for her Facebook “fan” page..?

What evil genius force of nature..?

Can you guess..?

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And yes Wendy IS going bald..

(It’ll be the hair dye and her chronic drug addiction causing that..)

As you can all-too-clearly see..

Wink.

This is the FULL SIZED original of this very popular photo from last year..

‘Wendy Pulls A Child Molester..”

Much Thanks to my Spanish friend who sent his own print of it to me..

It was originally taken for my friends at “Tilllate.Com”…

But never posted at this huge size..!

Much Thanks Again..

Enjoy the picture..

(If you can..Wendy is seriously “natural” in this one isn’t she..Yikes!)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wendy James “performing” at Disgraceland,Sydney Australia  June 5th…

The Gender Bender..

If you can call looking very ill,pale,extremely coked up and “confused”..

Performing.

Wendy has been VERY camera shy recently..

You’d swear she was HIDING something..

Wouldn’t you..?

Cough.

Enjoy the photos..

If you can..

(It’s like watching someone slowly die in front of your eyes isn’t..?)

Disgraceful.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

(Thanks to my Aussie friend for sending these “candid” snaps..)

“HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC…”

For years I was asked by people did I have copies of these long lost mid 90’s club flyers..

(and yes the second flyer IS Wendy James…and that is meant to be blood coming from her eyes..)

I said I did but didn’t know exactly where..

Today I found them..!

(I was looking for Wendy’s infamous “lost” interview from 1991 “This Time Next Year I Will Be A Millionaire” which actually does exist..)

So here they are..

They date from the mid 90’s and are meant to be PARODIES of “home taping is killing music” advertisments from the music biz at the time..

(This was years before the invention of the MP3 and downloading..)

Help yourselves..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“WENDY IS SUCH A FUCKIN’ TWIT…”

Sing it out loud brothers and sisters..

This is my TWITTER page…

(and no the name is not “DryBaby” if you must know..)

I have of course “protected” certain information..

And it links back to my DryBaby sites..

I have posted some juicy “updates” today I’ll tell ya..

DryBaby is Everywhere..

Always One Step Ahead..

A L W A Y S.

I knew she wouldn’t be able to resist Twitter..

Ruby Rose tipped me off earlier this month..

I bet Wendy feels pretty stupid round about now..

So

No change there..

Then.

I Love Me.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

HAPPY PARTY TIMES AT THE IVY (Australia) TURN SOUR FOR POOR JUSTIN…

These are some “candid” shots of the happy times at The Ivy..

Wendy played several DeeJay gigs there recently..

“The Cocaine Was Simply Superb Darling..!”

Obviously she did it to “promote” her solo career as a musician..

Cough….Snort…

These unseen photos were taken during the good times..

Before the harsh reality of a recession and credit crunch spoiled their fun..

The guy in the robe (with Ivy) on it is the owner Justin Hemmes..

And the girl with BLOOD on her face (I kid you not!) is our old friend..

RUBY ROSE…

The TOPLESS girl in the pool (which is actually in the club) is not Wendy..

W only poses TOPLESS for tacky tabloids of if you give her cocaine and $5 bucks..

Like this..

Little Miss Pardon-My-Tits

Superficial Selfish Party People..

The lot of them..

Wendy’s sort of person..

No Ordinaries..

Snort.

Gonna buy Wendy’s new album now..?

Thought not.

Enjoy the pix..

Wink

See ya

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Photography by CESARSEGARRA

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR,FAR AWAY…

Maybe Wendy got photographed on Tattoine as well..

That would explain the “space boots” and the Chewbacca skin coat..

Help yourselves to the photo mesh-up..

Spread it across the internet..

May The Force Be With You.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“I’ll tell you what the coloreds want. It’s three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit…”

Earl Lauer Butz (1909-2008)

Following yesterday’s very popular blog posting

“Ossie Is Back From The Dead..”

I was asked if I could post anymore pictures of “Aussie Jimmy”..

Well as a matter of fact Mr Jimmy is VERY camera shy and reclusive..

He (for some bizarre reason) doesn’t even want you to know who he is and that he even exists..!

Despite getting a “Thank You” credit on the Wendy Yen “Adonised” photo session..

(Maybe he is a member of “Racine” (snicker) we haven’t been told about..?)

No doubt Wendy will explain it on her blog in the none too distant future..

(Like fuck she will..!)

Anyway..

I was just wondering if Mr Jimmy is getting what the “coloureds” wanted all those years ago..?

“Warm Place To Shit..”

Well he lives in Australia so it will be warm wherever he chooses to shit..

“Loose Shoes..”

He obviously likes “Converse” trainers and they can be loosened to the wearer’s taste easily..

“Tight Pussy..”

He hangs around with Wendy James when she is in Australia for  drugs and sex legitimate deejay reasons..

So..

Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad Huh Jimmy..?

Wink.

See Ya.

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(This comes from a damaged printers proof sheet.Sorry about the quality.Not my fault)

“WHO’S THAT GIRL..?”

Seeing as this suddenly popular again..

(I suspect people might have accessed it thinking it was about Madonna’s movie of the same name..!)

I thought I’d repost it FULL SIZED in a more prominent position..

“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”

Which of course she did..

Yep this is also the one with

“I know MCA believe in me.Categorically.I am signed for the future”

How did she know..?

Her tampon told her..?

“MCA believe in you Wendy and your breasts are very sensitive this month..”

Notice Tony Powell’s two faced bullshit too…

He said the exact same thing about Danni Minogue a few weeks after this interview..

(He was later fired by Universal/MCA because of the flop of this album..)

This is the ONLY copy of this interview remaining worldwide.

It was done for the Independent On Sunday Magazine (UK) in 1993.

They did not keep any copy.

Wendy doesn’t remember doing this interview..

Wink

See ya

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Seeing as the last Gillian Anderson photos proved so popular..

(see them on Google under the “DryBaby” moniker..)

I thought I’d post these..

Outtakes from a photo sessions..

Maybe Gillian is saying DryBaby is Number One with her middle finger…?

Ya think..

(No she isn’t..)

Wink

See ya

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(Right Click And Download For Worldwide Internet Distribution)

“NAZI FOAT…”

“I truly am a piece of nazi lovin’ shit and am proud of it.I also molest goats and children.I come from the Isle Of White…”
Gregory Von Golden

Can’t say I’m surprised..

Notice the shocking physical resemblance to Hitler..?

Same fringe.

I always thought he was a nasty piece of work..

Are you reading this in Israel Mossad…?

Deal with this problem.

In the usual way.

God Is Just.

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THE TRUTH IS WRITTEN ON OUR FACES…

Look at the first picture of Wendy from last year…

She “seems” to be genuinely smiling and open..

But she is not..

She hates being there and is faking her “ventriloquist’s dummy” smile too much..

Her eyes say what she is REALLY thinking..

Try this..

Put your hand across her eyes and just look at her nose,mouth and chin..

THEN..

Put your hand across her nose,mouth and chin and just look at her eyes..

See..?

Wanna see Wendy trying desperately to hide her TRUE feelings..?

Check out THIS classic video again..

“HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A WOMAN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE..?”

This “interview” was done the week AFTER “I Just Wanna Be With You” had entered the U.K charts at an unexpected (by Wendy certainly!) low position..

But before the official publication (and deliberate tabloid “accidental leak”) of the infamous topless photos she claims now was a huge mistake..

“PARDON MY TITS”

She was riddled with guilt and the realisation it was all going SO wrong…

Once you know how to “read” people like I can…

It is easy to see their true face.

Easy.

Wink

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