“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

Mieow…and…Ouch!

This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …

From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..

Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..

I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..

Wendy’s current appearance facewise..

(Ya think..??)

Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..

(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)

Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?

Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..

(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)

And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..

R E S U L T.

Wink.

See ya.

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THE OMEN…

Wendy James Never Wore That Trashy Piece Of Shit Again..

Sometimes Karma gives you an early warning omen..

Warning of  stormy times ahead..

If you are smart you’ll see it..

If you are Wendy James you won’t..

Until it is far too late..

“I Came Here To Blow Minds..”

(You Couldn’t Blow The Skin Off A Rice Pudding..)

“Mix And Release..”

Did you actually think it would be THAT simple and easy..?

DryBaby was gonna stand on the sidelines quietly and let it all happen..?

Don’t Think So.

Need Anymore Omens in 2009 Wendy..?

More totally unexpected bad luck..?

Another actual death perhaps..?

(Dear God Please let it be Goldenboy next time..kay?)

If you do to get the message through your pig ignorant numbskull..

You are in luck..

There are plenty a-comin’…

2009 is gonna be the worst year yet.

For you.

Not me obviously..

It’ll be another blast for yours truly.

As Per.

Wink

See ya

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CAN WE HAVE OUR MONEY BACK NOW THAT RACINE HAVE BROKEN UP “UNEXPECTEDLY” AS PREDICTED WENDY…?

NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY,NORWAY..and NORWAY.

Wendy James lives in “fabulous,amazing,exciting” New York…

She pays tax to the U.S government and puts money into the shops and restaurants there..

Most of her (remaining) fans live in England and some countries in mainland Europe..

She promised to play America,Canada,Italy Australia,and Japan..

For months and months prior to this tour..

So obviously she and her “band” (ha,ha) played 7 gigs in Norway..

When it actually came down to it..

Beggars Can’t Be Choosers..

This is what happens when you “tour” the sort of gigs/venues/locations..

Real bands who AREN’T playacting at “Rock Star” have turned down..

And your agent have to get some SUCKERS into or risk losing their small commission..

Wendy took this flyer down from her website the day after the tour ended..

And has been somewhat “vague” about the details of it since (dates,venues,support acts,crowds etc..)

Even going so far as to “suggest” it was MUCH bigger and longer than it actually was as you can clearly see..

ATOMIK POWERED BULLSHIT..

“…Racine is Wendy James’s (formerly of Transvision Vamp) current project.

The band recently completed a sold out European tour with multiple nights in London that received raves across the board…

Additionally, Wendy has been manning turntables from Scandinavia to Spain at a series of cutting edge club nights…”

Raves…Across…The…Board

(Whatdoya mean you don’t remember any Fuckin’ Raves Across Any Fuckin’ Boards..?)

Racine had already called it a day AND shut their site down by the time this was posted on the internet.

Wendy knew that..

So the actual flyer went bye bye..

Just in case you might remember it DIFFERENTLY than Wendy later..

Like now in August 2009..

When Wendy is promisin’ a lot yet again..

Wink

See ya

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“THAT LOOKS A BIT LIKE ME…”

Sometimes DryBaby inspires people in the most subtle of ways..

This is VICKY’s page on Flickr..

Can you see where she got her inspiration from..?

Even Elena Gallen herself thought it looked very familiar..

Don’t mention it..

Wink

See ya

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WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

(Right Click To Download And Distribute Across The Internet)

Some people have written to me to ask..

“What did you mean by this DryBaby..?”

“TRUE CELEBRITY..”

By using an EXACT quote from one of Wendy’s “ridiculously enthusiastic” interviews from Australia last year..

(Already proven to be ludicrously over-estimating her “band” chances as events have proven after Christmas 2008..!)

Then the photo of how she was ACTUALLY being promoted..

It brought back memories of the classic parody movie “SPINAL TAP”..

The image on the LEFT above is the scene when the “huge” band discover how big they REALLY are…

The image on the RIGHT is the Wendy James sign outside a venue in Australia..

Even Transvision Vamp is deliberately added to get some interest going..

Truly..

WENDY JAMES’ SPINAL TAP MOMENT…

Wink

See ya

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F R I D A…

FRIDA KAHLO

This is a small part of my own personal collection of Kahlo images..

She is my favourite artist..

See ya

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WENDY USES A FRIEND’S PAINFUL DEATH FOR DESPERATELY NEEDED FREE PUBLICITY…A NEW LOW.

DID YOU WRITE TO HER FAMILY AND TELL THEM ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF THEIR DAUGHTER’S GOLD COAT WENDY..DID YOU?

Well it was bound to happen I suppose..

Wendy finally sinks to a new LOW for cheap publicity..

“The Lead Singer Of Transvision Vamp..”

(oh really?..the lead singer of a band who broke up almost 20 years ago?)

“Wendy James wrote us a beautiful letter saying how she really loved her and how she thought she was saintly…

She adored the clothes Cat made for her and really got on with her at the fittings…”

That’ll be the typical “love” that Wendy gives to every body when she wants them to do things for her and like her…

“I love you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and him and her and those and it..”

Thank Goodness “someone” showed them that “Rolling Stones Launch” photo of Wendy wearing the Gold coat and smirking..

(Who could that kind “someone” have been I wonder..?)

And not these more REALISTIC stoned ones..

“YOU’RE ON FIRE..”

(frighteningly prophetic headline to a blog or what..??)

And just when I thought Wendy couldn’t sink any lower..

I would love to say I am suprised.

Sorry To The Girl’s Family For Their Loss.

Hang Your Head In Shame Wendy James.

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“TIGHT PUSSY,LOOSE SHOES AND A WARM PLACE TO SHIT…”

“I’ll tell you what the coloreds want. It’s three things: first, a tight pussy; second, loose shoes; and third, a warm place to shit…”

Earl Lauer Butz (1909-2008)

Following yesterday’s very popular blog posting

“Ossie Is Back From The Dead..”

I was asked if I could post anymore pictures of “Aussie Jimmy”..

Well as a matter of fact Mr Jimmy is VERY camera shy and reclusive..

He (for some bizarre reason) doesn’t even want you to know who he is and that he even exists..!

Despite getting a “Thank You” credit on the Wendy Yen “Adonised” photo session..

(Maybe he is a member of “Racine” (snicker) we haven’t been told about..?)

No doubt Wendy will explain it on her blog in the none too distant future..

(Like fuck she will..!)

Anyway..

I was just wondering if Mr Jimmy is getting what the “coloureds” wanted all those years ago..?

“Warm Place To Shit..”

Well he lives in Australia so it will be warm wherever he chooses to shit..

“Loose Shoes..”

He obviously likes “Converse” trainers and they can be loosened to the wearer’s taste easily..

“Tight Pussy..”

He hangs around with Wendy James when she is in Australia for  drugs and sex legitimate deejay reasons..

So..

Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad Huh Jimmy..?

Wink.

See Ya.

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FOR MY FRIENDS IN THE MEDIA…

A  S E R I E S  O F  A R T I C L E S

(Click The Link To Read)

Wendy Pretending She Was Single…

My Favourite Year..

Wendy’s Last Rage…

Confessions Of A Trick Baby…

Look But Don’t Touch…

A Total Cynic..Moi?

I Promise So I Deliver..

Currently In New York Mixing Her Album…

The Bardot Rip Off…

For my friends in the media..

Help Yourselves.

Wink

See ya

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COFFIN GIRLS…

(Much Thanks To Coffin Case For Allowing The Posters On DryBaby)

COFFIN GIRLS…

DEADLY COFFIN COLOR…

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“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

“YOU LOOK LIKE EDIE SEDGWICK…”

It’s true..

you SO do…

Wink..

Ciao Manhattan..!

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(Spotted the oddest thing did ya?…Yep those “FACE” photos had their CIGARETTES removed for the American Market..True!)

ALCOHOL ON THE TURNTABLE…

Blood On The Dancefloor..

Alcohol On The Turntable..

Coke In The WifeBeater..

For All Those “Northcote” Collectors..

Wink

See Ya

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“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”

“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”

“Wow Madam is angry…”

You can say that again..

This is the English “translation” of the (infamous?) Rock And Folk interview from 1991…

“I don’t like to make photographs contrary to what people think..it is a pointless detail..”

(Cough…Visit Her MySpace Moving Wendy Gallery-A-Rama Whydontcha….Cough..)

It was done for the WOW fanzine run by Steve & Donna Hughes...

(They got a guy to translate it for their fanzine and this is his original words..)

Seeing as his version is 99% accurate (give or take a few grammer issues) I decided not to translate it myself for you..

“Fred’s” version captures all the venom,anger and resentment Wendy was feeling towards her fellow English folk..

(They had just rejected “I Just Wanna” & were about to reject “Looks Could Kill” back in the United Kingdom so she was SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF with them…)

Like this…

“To put it crudely to say Manchester is a cool place what a fucking joke! Have you ever seen Manchester?..”

“Let them say Joy Division are the greatest band in the universe and let them die..!!!”

Racine played Manchester on their last tour..

(They had to make up for the cancelled London & Brighton gigs somehow..)

Don’t think they will again though..

(Wendy might puke if she has to meet too many Mancunians at once..)

The rest of the interview follows along the same lines…

(Basically “You Dared Reject Me So Fuck You All” again and again and again…)

This type of “honest” interview is what is known in the music biz as a

A First Class Invitation To A Public Ass Kicking

Not suprisingly it was never mentioned in English markets..

Why..?

Wendy was depending on it NEVER being translated into English so people back home could read it…

WRONG.

“Wendy’s words Dear Readers..”

See ya

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Les Sirènes Gallen…

Designs (c) Elena Gallen

“Les Sirènes Gallen…”

(The Gallen Mermaids..)

Don’t you have some small mermaid you want to buy something nice for..?

Swim along to here..

The Gallen Store

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Wink

See ya

WENDY FUCKING JAMES…

We don’t want your money honey, we want your love.

(Actually we’d prefer both but hey, it’s the thought that counts.)

This week Handle Bar starts a Revolution Baby, bringing you a Landslide of Love courtesy of Transvision Vamp’s

WENDY FUCKING JAMES

Don’t even think about trying to Tell That Girl To Shut Up – she’s loud, she’s brash, she’s filthy and nasty and sleazy as fuck, and If Looks Could Kill then kapow.

The lady’s a Velveteen vision, equal parts Pop / Art, and Baby I Don’t Care, this Saturday night I Just Wanna Be With … her.

Join us as the queen of 80s punk pop hits the decks for a massive three hours of unadulterated pussy pleasure. She’ll be joined by local dj’s who aren’t afraid to pale in comparison –

Ben Drayton

Spruce Lee

Lovertits

And one more time, in case you missed it,

WENDY FUCKING JAMES

See you there, bitches.

Handle Bar – come, take a ride.

Words taken from Flyer for Wendy “Fucking” James’ deejay gig at

HANDLE BAR

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