“Elle Est Anodine….”

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“NewVision Vamp…”

(T Vamp broke up 17 years ago and THAT’s the best headline they got in 2008…?)

Wendy James interview in “UPP”…

Yadda Yadda..

Same Old,Same Old..

Would it kill her to do one fucking interview that is worth reading..?

“Yes it would..I would die”

Instead of…

“Pretty Pictures,Pretty Pictures…”

If only she and her band were ACTUALLY as successful and popular in real life….

as she constantly claims in these interviews..

That would be more palatable..

Duncan Ross (guitar) wouldn’t be playing £4 (6 euro) bars in Liverpool to earn a living..

Or James Meynell (bass) touring with his dad.

(Yep…his dad…)

and Ray Sullivan (drums) will clean your toilet for $10..

Hardly NYC glamour is it..?

So long as you don’t believe her..

She’s harmless…

“Elle Est Anodine..”

Wink

See ya.

“James Blonde…” (1989)

The Full interview (another 2 pages) will follow..

Just enjoy the photo for now…kay?

DryBaby

“Les Bébé Rêve…..” 1987

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“Dream Babies”

1987

THE single most RARE Transvision Vamp interview ever..

Enjoy

DryBaby

“L’infopublicité……” (Spiral Scratch 88)

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“Infomercial…”

This was actually an ADVERTISEMENT which was meant to look like a review…

(Try to find the “reviewer”s name anywhere on the pages…you can’t can you?…See?)

Nowadays Wendy doesn’t use fake reviews…

Much.

Nice armpits.

Wink

See ya

“Les Rockers Amphétamine..” (MM 1989)

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“Trash City Rockers” (MM 1989)

(Trash City Rockers doesn’t translate into French so I called the article “The Amphetmine Rockers” instead as it is the closest to the original intent…kay?)

yet ANOTHER Chris Roberts’ Wendy James Love In pretending to be a real interview..

Chris Roberts was Wendy’s best pal in the whole wide world….at least she tricked him into thinking he was for free publicity…!

Chris did about 7 “interviews” with Transvision Vamp between 1988 and 1991…

He also was “hired” by the band’s management to write the words on their official Tour Program..

He DOESN’T speak to Wendy James in 2008…

Wonder why..?

Wink

See ya

“Comme En Vacances Avec Mes Amis…” (Crash 89)

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Crash Magazine (Los Angeles) 1989

“It’s just like going on holiday with your best friends…”

Wendy still uses THAT line 20 years later..

Still sounds hollow..

Wink

DryBaby

“Rowland Et Moi…” (MM 1989)

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The article where Wendy bursts into tears..

True.

“When I started I just wanted people to say how wonderful I was.If you begin to rely on that adulation you’d end up in big trouble.It doesn’t last.It’s not very reassuring to be loved by a load of strangers..”
Wendy James 1989

I shall say nothing..

I don’t have to.

Enjoy the “Rowland & I” interview folks…

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

“Le Surmoi De La Wendy….” (MM 1991)

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“The Super Ego Of Wendy…” (1991)

THIS was the interview which killed Wendy’s pop career stone cold dead…

Her ego totally out of control and spouting bullshit like a machine gun…

Chris Roberts (Transvision Vamp’s pet journalist) licks Wendy’s asshole clean…

(Wendy likes a clean asshole and must have some idiot lick it regularly to keep it that way…)

“It couldn’t fail if it tried…”

Wanna bet Chris..?

Ya sad sycophantic hired lackie,

do ya..?

The Ballad Of Chris Roberts…

“before my heart stops beating everyone in the world will know my name..”

(Actually true for once….Although not in the way you thought as it turned out…huh Wendy?)

“Wendy James Are You Real…?”

A Nation got sick to their stomach..

Had just about enough of this charade…

Wendy got the boot…

(Jesus had the same problem years before and Wendy IS the new Jesus after all..)

Remember..?

“..have one bit of rough and one bit of sophisticate..”

“…couldn’t you find a man who combines both…?”

You found him…!

What’s his name..?

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

“Vamp Montante….” (Hot Press 1989)

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“Rising Vamp” (Hot Press 1989)

This is the interview where Wendy says she will NEVER pose topless…

Never…

You know the rest..

Wink

DryBaby