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13/08/2009

“I WAS A TEENAGE VAMP….” (HOT PRESS 93)


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(The largest most in depth interview Wendy James did in 1993)

And by far and away the most popular article on this site..

THE INTERVIEW WENDY WISHES YOU COULD NEVER READ AGAIN…

The last time Wendy James told anything resembling the TRUTH in an interview..

It of course TOTALLY CONTRADICTS the phony bullshit she’s tried to pass off since about events then..

Due to huge demand I am reposting it in a more prominent position..

With an ENGLISH title..

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

20/07/2009

“..MORE OF THAT MICK JONES INFLUENCE…”

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Is THIS odd photograph more of that Mick Jones influence too..?

This is something you NEVER read in 2004.

(an “early draft” of the now infamous 2004 “official” Quite Great Press Release…Pete loves his “early drafts”..)

You will recognize certain parts which made it to the “official” P.R release.

The “Mick Jones” and “fellow nyc’ers Big Audio Dynamite” (yep seriously!) references did not..

racine – number one (2004)

the return of wendy james is of course a news worthy issue. the fact that she is returning with an album that most people will never want to admit is as good as it is all makes for the return even more fascinating.

rather than going over the woman’s illustrious past lets jump right into this sparkling new album.

rather than go into some big fancy studio with major label backing and a host of well known producers, which, with current demand for returning 80’s pop stars, you can just see would be a massively easy money option – wendy has chosen a far more interesting route back into the pop worlds collective conscious.

having relocated recently to nyc she formed new bonds with her drum machine and decided to learn every other instrument available to her to create the noises here, including guitar/bass/piano – no computers outside of the beats were used. making everything here all self made and self released as she then decided to form her own label (pia-k recordings), thus avoiding all the usual shark infested waters and maintaining the essential control factor.

for all the discussion and revelations in recent interviews that dr dre and eminem are the creators of the best new sounds the album sounds very traditionally old school indie with a splash of drum machine and subtle synthesizer noises. in fact, after several spins the albums 2 sonic reference points are fellow nyc’ers Joy Zipper and Big Audio Dynamite. there are the sunny uplifting indie guitar sweetness that joy zipper have excelled at in recent times matched against the odd flurry of beatbox programs and laidback guitar lines (hence the Big Audio Dynamite connection).

ok, the album doesn’t jump out and grab you, instead its a subtle beast that creeps up on you in such a warm and pleasant manner that when you realise just how much you have enjoyed the last 40+ minutes you press the start button again just to make sure..

starting off with the uptempo ‘the man’ (with gloriously catchy ‘its so easy’ vocal loop) its obvious that wendy has really learnt how to use her vocal skills, using doubled up vocals she sounds vibrant and completely on form. ‘grease monkey’ is next and is to be the albums first single release. with its throbbing bass synth line this comes over as a fine electro-rock groover, which if given a proper remix job by people who love the original could slay the dancefloor monsters. a great track. sensuous pounding beats and breathless lyrics make this addictive. breaking the style a little with the old broken piano led ‘princess patience blues’ is a lovely little tune that compensates for the slightly annoying screechy vocal loop that permeates through the next track ‘hip hop 156′ that aint hip hop at all, but actually sounds like an old transvision vamp b-side.

the track that really surprised me the most though, has to be ‘w.13th’, with its laid back blue beat ska type bass line and harmonica line like some long lost one dove out take. very brave and kinda cool – it works, just. as do several other tracks throughout, whether it’s the britpop throwaway fun of ‘blond mink mimi’ recalling the days when another woman lead guitar group louise wener’s sleeper were ruling the headlines. somehow creating a weird level of nostalgia for such innocent days. unfortunately though for some, ‘heavy metal dude’ is not a full on industrial ministry-style rock anthem, but more of the slight beats, tight rhythm guitars, punchy pianos and a quality ending involving all sorts of ‘ba-ba-babababa’, beat breakdown and dubbed up guitars –

more of that mick jones influence ?

as expected, moods are mellowed towards the albums end with the orchestrations of ‘cakewalk’ and the downbeat but determined ‘life goes on’ (‘i’ve stood my ground where so many fall’), giving slight insights into wendys obvious intentions.

the level of variety in the instrumentation and production may be a negative for some, but, it does mean that the album has a consistent sound throughout with very little in the way of modern pop music concessions. so, it’s a good job that the songs are as bubbly, sharply focused and melodically strong as they are. for the second album wendy will recruit a whole bunch of nyc musicians to create her sounds live, so i expect that the small, rounded, warm, lo-fi sound that she has created here will be expanded upon – if it works and she still manages to maintain the level of control over the results, as she has done here, remains to be seen, as this album is an obvious indicator of the womans pop music talents. something i suspect will be hard to admit for many ..

a fine proper pop album by a proper pop star.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

12/07/2009

WENDY USES A FRIEND’S PAINFUL DEATH FOR DESPERATELY NEEDED FREE PUBLICITY…A NEW LOW.

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DID YOU WRITE TO HER FAMILY AND TELL THEM ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF THEIR DAUGHTER’S GOLD COAT WENDY..DID YOU?

Well it was bound to happen I suppose..

Wendy finally sinks to a new LOW for cheap publicity..

“The Lead Singer Of Transvision Vamp..”

(oh really?..the lead singer of a band who broke up almost 20 years ago?)

“Wendy James wrote us a beautiful letter saying how she really loved her and how she thought she was saintly…

She adored the clothes Cat made for her and really got on with her at the fittings…”

That’ll be the typical “love” that Wendy gives to every body when she wants them to do things for her and like her…

“I love you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and him and her and those and it..”

Thank Goodness “someone” showed them that “Rolling Stones Launch” photo of Wendy wearing the Gold coat and smirking..

(Who could that kind “someone” have been I wonder..?)

And not these more REALISTIC stoned ones..

“YOU’RE ON FIRE..”

(frighteningly prophetic headline to a blog or what..??)

And just when I thought Wendy couldn’t sink any lower..

I would love to say I am suprised.

Sorry To The Girl’s Family For Their Loss.

Hang Your Head In Shame Wendy James.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

07/06/2009

“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”

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(This comes from a damaged printers proof sheet.Sorry about the quality.Not my fault)

“WHO’S THAT GIRL..?”

Seeing as this suddenly popular again..

(I suspect people might have accessed it thinking it was about Madonna’s movie of the same name..!)

I thought I’d repost it FULL SIZED in a more prominent position..

“SHE COULD HAVE STARTED TAKING DRUGS AND RE-INVENTED HERSELF AS A JUNKIE..”

Which of course she did..

Yep this is also the one with

“I know MCA believe in me.Categorically.I am signed for the future”

How did she know..?

Her tampon told her..?

“MCA believe in you Wendy and your breasts are very sensitive this month..”

Notice Tony Powell’s two faced bullshit too…

He said the exact same thing about Danni Minogue a few weeks after this interview..

(He was later fired by Universal/MCA because of the flop of this album..)

This is the ONLY copy of this interview remaining worldwide.

It was done for the Independent On Sunday Magazine (UK) in 1993.

They did not keep any copy.

Wendy doesn’t remember doing this interview..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

26/05/2009

“NICK TOOK HER VIRGINITY…”

Classé dans : Blogs with ARTICLES, Blogs with PHOTOS — Mots-clefs :, , , , , , , — drybaby @ 1:17


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Another article which i was heavily requested to put in a more PROMINENT position..

It also has a new title..

(and actual quote from the interview..)

Originally (and very popularly in France) it was called..

“Dépuceler…”

(Deflower..)

It means to take someone’s virginity…..

(Steady Elena…steady!)

It is “Desflorar” in Spanish…

Just in case you want to deflower some Spanish virgins in the near future…

(Stop laughing Elena!…)

This is the FULL “James Blonde” interview I also promised to post..

The Marilyn quote is painfully IRONIC when you consider what happened later..

And Wendy does try to justify things which she later regretted apologising for..

Still it IS a nice “time warp” interview which gives you a snapshot of Wendy’s “mind” at the time..

(Will you stop laughing Elena?…I’m doing my serious bit now…distracting me like that!)

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

24/05/2009

“I’ve seen that the wankers who snort cocaine and have their head stuck up their own arseholes are in the rock stars’ graveyard…”

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After many requests to REPOSITION this article in a much higher profile position..

I have decided to do so.

(New headline as well so help yourselves..kay?)

“Bimbo or The Brains Of Pop”

This is perhaps THE classic “do as I say not do as I do” type interview from Wendy..

For example…

“Anyway I believe in Karma..nice people will survive and bad people will trip up..I’ve just been out to L.A and I’ve seen that the wankers who snort cocaine,pat each other on the back and have their head stuck up their own arseholes are in the rock stars’ graveyard…”

Out of her own mouth too..!

and this lovely turn of phase…

“Something which I really despise is the ridiculous divide between the pop star up on the pedestal and the so called plebbie audience who actually put them up there in the first place..”

You and me both babe thus the DryBaby Experience for your good self…!

And there are more such nuggets in the rest of the interview..

(Wendy saying she will NEVER pose topless etc and criticising those who do violently..)

“it is definitely a marketing exercise to get men interested..”

So lemme get this straight….

No cocaine..

No back slapping..

No head stuck up one’s own arsehole..

No cynical topless shots to sell records in tacky tabloids…

No gassing jews in concentration camps..

No killing tiny kittens..

No stealing from charities..

Thanks for that helpful guide to how to live one’s life properly.

Wendy..

I respect you for it..

The main photo is pretty cool too isn’t it..?

(It says so much..)

Nick Sayer must have been sick to the back teeth of Wendy..

And was thinking of his future royalties..

Without her.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

20/05/2009

FOR MY FRIENDS IN THE MEDIA…

11/05/2009

HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…

HOW TO ADONISE

(Right Click To Download And Keep)

“HOW WENDY WAS ADONISED…”

I did promise I would post the 25 “adjustments” that were made to Wendy’s face..

Here they are..

Help Yourselves..

I’ve done it kinda like a couple of pages from a fashion magazine feature spread..

I thought Wendy would appreciate the irony..

One simply must send a copy to Marc Jacobs’ people..

It would be too too divine and utterly now.

Her fashionista “friends” will simply adore it..

Darling.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

08/05/2009

“DARLING I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ADORE YOU…”

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Monsieur Gaetan And The Laughable Made Up Clown Fake Punk Band “The Towers Of London” (R.I.P)

“DARLING I FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING ADORE YOU…”

Can you read that clearly enough people..?

Wendy will “adore” anyone nowadays..

C’est Monsieur Gaetan..!!

Monsieur Gaetan is one of the few people who gives her an ego buzz..

(He hung out with the Towers Of London so obviously KNOWS quality when he sees it..!)

The Tower Of London are (were?) a jokey made up manufactured English “punk” band..

They tried (and failed miserably) to get hyped into the music chart there..

Things didn’t go according to (cynical) plan for them..

They were publically ridiculed by everyone in the music biz..

Two members leaving..

A radically desperate image change..

(Their punk “style” was laughed at and never took off so they junked it..)

A massive ignored FLOP second album (and huge flop single!) in 2008..

(Well Have you heard of it..?)

Dropped by their “label” after this flop..

And Viola..

And it looks like what’s left of “The Towers” will be calling it a day soon..

Not a day too soon either..

(Sounds very familiar that series of events doesn’t it..?)

Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish..!

Anyway back to the “I fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking,fucking adore you” girl…

Wendy’s got to have that ego buzz..

It’s like Cocaine to her..

See..?

She’s addicted to it..

The Ordinaries don’t give it to her anymore..

Damn them..!

So Wendy’s gotta suck it up where she can find it..

And suck it she does..

Like A Thirsty Camel Chasing Water Across The Desert.

So remember..

TOWERS OF LONDON…..WENDY JAMES..

Connected…

Remember that very soon is all I’m saying..

Of course you will.

Kay..?

Wink

See Ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

03/04/2009

LIFE IS RANDOM…

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“LIFE IS RANDOM…”

(Random Influence is actually a company so Wendy is also doing a thinly veiled piece of ADVERTISING in this photo session as well licking her own airbrushed ass…)

Lots of people have written to me asking for these in their FULL SIZE…

Why of course my friends…

Help Yourselves..

Whydontcha..?

Now no drawing swastikas or a “hitler” moustache on Wendy’s digitally “defreckled” face underneath “Cynical Money Grubbing Media Whore” words written in blood red ink…

Kay..?

You naughty DryBaby readers..!

Leave THAT to DryBaby…

As per usual..

WINK.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

03/03/2009

¿SABES DE TU HELENA?…

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Reading Magazines Printed On Paper is too 20th Century…

Wink

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D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

24/02/2009

“Kate Moss → Wendy James → Dopppppeee…”

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“Kate Moss → Wendy James → Dopppppeee…”

This is a GENUINE webpage in Japan..

They are “comparing” Wendy James and Kate Moss..

(and NOT because of their fashion habits either..)

Shame Elena’s creativity gets dragged into Kate & Wendy’s little “nose” hobby…

Guess what “Dopppppeee” means in Japanese slang…

(The clue is in the Kate Moss “Cocaine” video…ya think?)

and yep they did see THESE last year before you ask..

Lady Cocaine..

and..

Merry Christmas From That Nasty Piece Of Work DryBaby…

See if you can spot the reference to DryBaby’s blog amongst the Japanese..!

(hint: down below in the ‘comments’ section..see it?)

Thus the webpage they sent me…

In it’s entirety…

“The Drugs Don’t Work…”

Oh you naughty sarcastic Japanese..!

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

12/01/2009

“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”

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“I Am Not A True English Woman,English People Are Boring Always Considering Their Fucking Island…”

“Wow Madam is angry…”

You can say that again..

This is the English “translation” of the (infamous?) Rock And Folk interview from 1991…

“I don’t like to make photographs contrary to what people think..it is a pointless detail..”

(Cough…Visit Her MySpace Moving Wendy Gallery-A-Rama Whydontcha….Cough..)

It was done for the WOW fanzine run by Steve & Donna Hughes...

(They got a guy to translate it for their fanzine and this is his original words..)

Seeing as his version is 99% accurate (give or take a few grammer issues) I decided not to translate it myself for you..

“Fred’s” version captures all the venom,anger and resentment Wendy was feeling towards her fellow English folk..

(They had just rejected “I Just Wanna” & were about to reject “Looks Could Kill” back in the United Kingdom so she was SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF with them…)

Like this…

“To put it crudely to say Manchester is a cool place what a fucking joke! Have you ever seen Manchester?..”

“Let them say Joy Division are the greatest band in the universe and let them die..!!!”

Racine played Manchester on their last tour..

(They had to make up for the cancelled London & Brighton gigs somehow..)

Don’t think they will again though..

(Wendy might puke if she has to meet too many Mancunians at once..)

The rest of the interview follows along the same lines…

(Basically “You Dared Reject Me So Fuck You All” again and again and again…)

This type of “honest” interview is what is known in the music biz as a

A First Class Invitation To A Public Ass Kicking

Not suprisingly it was never mentioned in English markets..

Why..?

Wendy was depending on it NEVER being translated into English so people back home could read it…

WRONG.

“Wendy’s words Dear Readers..”

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

11/01/2009

“SO FAR SO GOOD BUT COULD BE BETTER…..”

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(The article comes from microfilm so excuse the quality..)

“SO FAR SO GOOD BUT COULD BE BETTER…..”

This was perhaps the ONLY time photos of Wendy James and Elvis Costello appeared on the same page together..

Despite what people think Costello was not too keen to be associated with Wendy directly..

The album he and his ex-wife wrote for her was only “allowed” by his label at the time (Warners)..

Because they were convinced it would flop and damage their hated rivals (MCA/Universal)…

They were right.

(They images are both from the “faithful” Feile concert Wendy later claimed was the “starting point” for her Costello Album..)

Wendy Having A Nice Lie Down…

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

05/01/2009

Elena Gallen Imprégné En France…

Classé dans : Blogs with ARTICLES, Blogs with PHOTOS — drybaby @ 12:36

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“Elena Gallen Imprégné En France…”

(Elena Gallen Impregnated In France..)

“..Diffusée pour la première fois en France, Elena Gallen est une artiste espagnole pluridisciplinaire connue dans le milieu de l’art et de la mode pour ses illustrations et ses collaborations. Son souci de l’image l’a conduite à toucher à la mode, la photo, la vidéo, le design ou encore le stylisme. Elle s’est servi de tous ces domaines pour définir son style créatif: glamour trash. Ses créations sont imprégnées d’une esthétique naïve et d’un coup de crayon élevés à la puissance maximum…”

Distributed for the first time in France,Elena Gallen is a multi-disciplined Spanish artist known in the Art & Fashion worlds for her illustrations and collaborations.She takes care to touch fashion,photography,video,design with her style time and again.She uses all of these mediums to define her own creative style:glamour trash.Her creations are impregnated with a naive aesthetic and with a quick flick of a pen she elevates it to maximum power…

ELENA EN FRANCE..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

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