I thought it was well timed that I answer the following

“What is the secret of your success?”

I have always had the bizarre power of being able to make anybody to do whatever I ask of them (within reason..I don’t ask people to cut out their eyes or anything..!) and frankly to this day I still don’t know how I do it..

I won’t go into too many details but there have been times in my life when I have been faced with something which seemed impossible to achieve and yet basically by getting certain people on side have managed to do it..

For instance in recent years I have managed to boost the readership/viewership or membership of every website I have been connected with directly (wendyjames.nu & The Vamp board) or indirectly with (Racine and others whose links I have posted in some of my Blogs)..

In one or two cases it may well have been timing but in the vast majority the figures were almost single when I “arrived” and in the 1,000’s when I left..and of course when I left the figures sank right down into the doldrums again and in most cases the site shut down shortly afterwards..

How do I do it?

Articulation:

I am an extremely articulate guy who knows the subtle power of phraseology and structure in the written sentence and the power it has on the human mind..Even with the internet human beings still get 90% of their minds information from reading words directly That is why the internet is not just photo after photo….

Passionate argument:

I can defend or castigate anything which I feel strong about.If I hate something or someone I say it without worrying about their feelings or the reaction.I am brave in that respect and being very genuine people respect my hatred even if they don’t agree…
If I like something I will go to great lengths to see it succeeds or at least give it a bloody good shot.This is most evident in the passion I brought to “wendyjames.nu” and “The Vamp board”.I am proud to say I turned a lot of people onto Wendy James at a time when she was almost forgotten and kept her popularity bubbling over while she ironically did everything in her power to alienate her fanbase..I couldn’t save her from the public ass kicking of Racine No 1 but then she deserved that.I am fair minded enough to believe that when a person deserves a justified (important word) punishment they should get it..

My Judgement:

Which (not being arrogant) is a finely honed instrument which is the most sensitive radar in the world.I can spot a huge mistake a mile off and predict with almost psychic accuracy the outcome.I always make sure to predict anything well in advance to avoid accusations of hindsight which a lot of people are guilty of..
Notice the number of people who say they “predicted” 9/11 years after it happened or the “geniuses” who claim they predicted certain bands failing or others succeeding…only years after it happened..Useless.
DryBaby( a.k.a Charm/Litten) has a series of well documented predictions which were publically exposed in some cases years ahead of their disasters they mentioned..and I have lost count of the times I have gotten mails from people saying “How the fuck did you know that would happen..even naming the person/event/time..?”

My Media Savvy:
Priceless in the business of the music media.My knowledge of the workings and underbellys of the music business are legendary and sometimes I will genuinely shock people with my almost computer indexed knowledge of the music business people,artists,behind the scenes staffers,legal practices,financial practices,loopholes,scams,schemes,and methods of “jumping ahead” and also avoiding “falling into a trap”

My Artistic Vision/Eye:

I can look at something and say if it “works” or not.I have a huge sense of what is stylish and what is too tacky.I can turn something “nothing” into something stylish and vice versa.I can “reduce” something with a crushing sentence or headline and elevate something with a witty clever quote which will be repeated on various message boards.Many people now regularly cut’n'paste DryBaby quotes or phrases for their message boards,pages or sites and of course everyone knows at least one or two examples of how Drybaby’s words have been used in a message…

(Golden/J.K.Rowling and James Maynell/Corey Haim,Ray Sullivan/Troy Briefcase and of course the ultimate…Lady Du James who is as popular (more?)as the real Wendy James)

My Humour:

From the very first DryBaby blog last year up to the
“Chipmunk with Money” photo I have always peppered everything I write with humour,wit and almost word for word what everyone is really thinking,but can’t find the words to say,about a subject..I have the enormous gift of making a joke about almost anything and doing it in lightning fast speed.The depth of my imagination often means I create a joke about something which is not what people thought of when they saw the picture but it fits perfectly..

That is the Secret Of My Success.

Anthony Micheal Paul Clinton 2007