MOTHERFUCKER…

Yes she IS looking at the sleeve of her own album knowing full well it is a picture of her snorting cocaine in a toilet.She looks suitably ashamed and guilty..!

Yet Another DryBaby Exclusive..

Is there no end to DryBaby’s surprises..?

No.

High Definition Video is not always flattering to some people..

“I never wanted to be seen as a sex object..”
Wendy James 1993

Well you’ll be delighted with these skin crawling close ups then won’t ya babe..?

This is your public payback for the current Australian Fiasco Wendy..

Just so you know.

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

LITTLE BABY NOTHING…

This is yet ANOTHER of the Australian Paying-My-Dealer deejay flyers..

Which MYSTERIOUSLY don’t seem to be appearing on Wendy’s (cough) “Homepage”…

I wonder why..?

Could it be the “Creem Magazine” photo (1989) which I uploaded in 1998 onto WendyJames.Nu in the middle..?

(Wendy is holding a black guitar in the full photo)

Could it be the use of ‘MCA’,'Universal’ and ‘Uni‘ logos which have expired 20 years ago..?

The cynical use of a 1988 “Transvision Vamp” photograph to give the impression the band are still active..?

Or is the lack of ANY photo of Wendy James herself from May 2009..?

How about the lack of “Racine” anywhere..?

Truly pathetic..

Wendy must be desperate.

I think I even feel a tiny bit sorry for her..

If she’s reduced to this charade and trickery..

Whoever designed this (and of course it WASN’T Wendy..) very sad flyer..

Should hang their head in shame.

Still..

I was right yet again..

Wasn’t I..?

So that’s the silver lining..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“NICK TOOK HER VIRGINITY…”

(Click All To Enlarge And Read)

Another article which i was heavily requested to put in a more PROMINENT position..

It also has a new title..

(and actual quote from the interview..)

Originally (and very popularly in France) it was called..

“Dépuceler…”

(Deflower..)

It means to take someone’s virginity…..

(Steady Elena…steady!)

It is “Desflorar” in Spanish…

Just in case you want to deflower some Spanish virgins in the near future…

(Stop laughing Elena!…)

This is the FULL “James Blonde” interview I also promised to post..

The Marilyn quote is painfully IRONIC when you consider what happened later..

And Wendy does try to justify things which she later regretted apologising for..

Still it IS a nice “time warp” interview which gives you a snapshot of Wendy’s “mind” at the time..

(Will you stop laughing Elena?…I’m doing my serious bit now…distracting me like that!)

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

“GREASE MY MONKEY BITCH…”

“GREASE MY MONKEY BITCH…”

This is the long forgotten sleeves (and photos) of Wendy’s so far ONE AND ONLY solo single release..

The photos were taken during the making of the equally forgotten (deliberately) terrible video for the track..

(I hope to have BOTH version of the video up soon so stay tuned for that..kay?)

The single entered the UK charts at 103 in 2005..

The album was an unmitigated flop..

The “partnership” with One Little Indian ended unceremoniously with all “Racine” material being REMOVED from the label’s official site in 2006..

“Pia K” also seems to have been buried in the mists of time..

(No doubt “Notting Hill Publishers” had something to do with this as they seem to have faded from Wendy’s failed solo efforts too..)

The very fact that recent “bios” still discuss Transvision Vamp and the (now) 18 year old Costello album..

Yet avoid talking about this “recent” 2005 single/video..

Says all it needs to.

Wendy no doubt would like you to forget this even ever EXISTED..

But it so clearly did.

June 2009 will be the 5th anniversary of Wendy officially starting her solo career..

(She registered the now defunct website,and the “Pia K” company)

4 record/distribution deals,2 websites,2 message boards,8 musicians,2500 fans have come and gone since then.

Like a Greased Monkey.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“I’ve seen that the wankers who snort cocaine and have their head stuck up their own arseholes are in the rock stars’ graveyard…”

(Click All To Enlarge And Read Every Wonderful Word)

After many requests to REPOSITION this article in a much higher profile position..

I have decided to do so.

(New headline as well so help yourselves..kay?)

“Bimbo or The Brains Of Pop”

This is perhaps THE classic “do as I say not do as I do” type interview from Wendy..

For example…

“Anyway I believe in Karma..nice people will survive and bad people will trip up..I’ve just been out to L.A and I’ve seen that the wankers who snort cocaine,pat each other on the back and have their head stuck up their own arseholes are in the rock stars’ graveyard…”

Out of her own mouth too..!

and this lovely turn of phase…

“Something which I really despise is the ridiculous divide between the pop star up on the pedestal and the so called plebbie audience who actually put them up there in the first place..”

You and me both babe thus the DryBaby Experience for your good self…!

And there are more such nuggets in the rest of the interview..

(Wendy saying she will NEVER pose topless etc and criticising those who do violently..)

“it is definitely a marketing exercise to get men interested..”

So lemme get this straight….

No cocaine..

No back slapping..

No head stuck up one’s own arsehole..

No cynical topless shots to sell records in tacky tabloids…

No gassing jews in concentration camps..

No killing tiny kittens..

No stealing from charities..

Thanks for that helpful guide to how to live one’s life properly.

Wendy..

I respect you for it..

The main photo is pretty cool too isn’t it..?

(It says so much..)

Nick Sayer must have been sick to the back teeth of Wendy..

And was thinking of his future royalties..

Without her.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

DRYBABY’S EYE…

Seeing as this blog entry seems to VERY popular suddenly…

“WHEN DRYBABY HAD A COLD..”

Curious Drybaby Readers..!

Wanna see what I look like do you..?

(I doubt it is because people like expensive gold mirrors somehow..!)

Anyway..

To answer the inevitable question which any new ‘DryBaby’ readers might have about it..

That REALLY is my actual eye colour..

IT HAS NOT BEEN PHOTOSHOPPED…

Nor has the extreme close up photo above..

The eyelashes are real too.

No biggie.

Kay..?

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WENDY JAMES IS “STILL SELLIN’ DRUGS”…

WENDY JAMES STILL SELLIN’ DRUGS…

(feel free to make up your own jokes at this point..)

This is Wendy James in Australia..

She is taking part in a club night called..

“STILL SELLIN’ DRUGS..”

It’s being “hosted” by a couple of guys who design t-shirts in Australia..

Will Wendy be wearing her official “Elena Gallen” tee or their material I wonder..?

(Wendy doesn’t “do” brand loyalty if there’s some coke involved..)

Here’s how they describe it in their own words..

“Our friends will be DJing, Ivy got Wendy James on board, plus a few alcohol sponsors… should be an epic night with all our friends..”

Wendy’s “1991 topless” (yet again!) head is placed to “cover up” the word “drugs”..

(obviously not THAT anti-establishment or rebellious after all huh..?)

But of course you can still see it..

And yes there is NO mention of “Racine” of course..

Just a band who broke up almost 18 years ago..

and the “TITS” photo taken 18 years ago too.

You saw it in this part of the world here first.

Remember that.

Kay..?

Looking forward to the

“Wendy James Is Selling Child Porn For A Few Bucks”

Club night soon.

Keep Digging That Grave Wendy..!

Not long now.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

BIKINI GALLEN…

This beautiful young woman is having a SALE at her on-line store now..

Why not go there and pick up a very well designed bargain..?

ELENA GALLEN DESIGNS

Remember DryBaby sent ya..!

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

SCREENSHOTS FROM 100 VIDEOS…

(Help Yourself Elena..Big Enough For You?)

SCREENSHOTS FROM 100 VIDEOS..

See Them All..

HERE.

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“Bourre-toi la gueule…Fais-toi tirer….Et si on te paye pour ça, c’est tout bénéf….”

“The Girl Done Bad..”

“Get drunk. Get laid. Even better if you Get paid….”

For my friends in the FRENCH media who wrote to me today..

(I will mention your publications later and link to them too..c’est bon?)

This is for the fashion companies who “play act” at being record labels..

For publicity..

Here’s some PUBLICITY for you..

“The Girl Done Bad..”

Kay..?

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

FOR MY FRIENDS IN THE MEDIA…

A  S E R I E S  O F  A R T I C L E S

(Click The Link To Read)

Wendy Pretending She Was Single…

My Favourite Year..

Wendy’s Last Rage…

Confessions Of A Trick Baby…

Look But Don’t Touch…

A Total Cynic..Moi?

I Promise So I Deliver..

Currently In New York Mixing Her Album…

The Bardot Rip Off…

For my friends in the media..

Help Yourselves.

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

UNA PAREJA CASADA DE TROYA…

“UNA PAREJA CASADA DE TROYA…”

(A Married Couple From Troy..)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

WANNA GUESS WHAT’S COMING NEXT WENDY…?

Really..Wendy..Really?

Did you HONESTLY believe I was going to let you get away with this..?

PACK OF LIES…!!

Even allowing for your usual “Wendy Versions” of facts..

This is hilariously fake.

Now you are “adonising” your actual words too..?

DryBaby Must Really Scare The Shit Out Of You.

To be this desperate.

“Wendy James the singer from Transvision Vamp is now the writer,singer and producer for WENDY JAMES..”

No Shit.

You do know that is actually YOURSELF don’t you..?

Not another “WENDY JAMES” who you are working with..

You are not MORE than one person.

LOL

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

COME TO MADEIRA AND BRING YOUR TITS…

“COME TO MADEIRA AND BRING YOUR TITS…”

This is the original flyer for Wendy’s “Come To Madeira Sweet Thing” deejay gig last year..

(I wanted to wait until I got the full sized artwork before posting it..thus the delay kay?)

Not surprisingly she did not post THIS  dignified item on her site when the gig was announced..

(She was “selling” herself on the basis of a 17 year old topless photo…oh dear!)

The words on the back of the flyer are in Portuguese but basically they say..

“Wendy is the biggest super star to visit Madeira..”

“Following a huge number of hits she fronted what was one of the biggest bands of the entire 80’s..”

“Named as the biggest sex symbol of  all by MTV…”

“She produced two solo albums with her new band Racine during several big world tours..”

“She wrote the theme tune “Your a Good Man Sister” for Californication,the north american show starring David Duchovny in the lead role…”

Can you spot the “teeny tiny white lies” amongst all that subtle hype..?

The actual gig itself was poorly attended and Wendy was “out of it” as per usual..

Maybe she drank too much of the sponsor’s product..

Whisky-A-Go-Go

Wink

Slam Dunk.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

GOOD MORNING AUSTRALIA…

It’s Back..

This time Wendy is going to get a much less easy ride from Australia..

The DryBaby Effect..

I’ve Spent Weeks Preparing For This By Contacting My Australia Friends.

In Advance.

The Poor Cow Doesn’t Realise This.

She Will Find Out.

Stay tuned for the fireworks..

Wink

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y