COFFIN GIRLS…

(Much Thanks To Coffin Case For Allowing The Posters On DryBaby)

COFFIN GIRLS…

DEADLY COFFIN COLOR…

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

LET CHARM INTO YOUR SOUL…

(Pretty Fuckin’ Cool At This Life-Size Huh..?)

I Knew You Were Checking Out These Classics…

You Have Very Good Taste…

If I Was Currently “looking” For Ideas For A New Cool Design..

I Would Go For The Very Best For Creative Inspiration Too..

Go Ahead..

Help Yourself…

You Know You Want To..

Let Charm Into Your Soul…

Then..

I Will Own You..

You Will Be Mine..

You’d Like That…

Wouldn’t You..?

Wink.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

“Controversial Wendy Does Something Controversial With Her Controversial Breasts..”

(Notice the MCA logo do you?….It was never to be seen when these photos were printed in tabloids.magazines or gossip columns to make them seem spontaneous)

“PLUGGERS..”

Ever wondered why Wendy James (and to a lesser extent Transvision Vamp) seemed to ALWAYS be in the tabloids/magazines/gossip columns..

Usually under a photo in a “story” which often had a headline line..

“Saucy Vamp Wendy..”

or

“Vamping It Up..”

or

“Controversial Wendy Does Something Controversial With Her  Controversial Breasts..”

or

“Shock Horror,Horror Shock,Shocking Horroton,Shorror,Hock…”

Etc,Etc,Etc…

Once Upon A Long Time Ago..?

Well in FACT all of these “stories” were made up to accompany (and justify ) the PHOTO which was the real selling point..

These self same photos were given “freely” to tabloids/magazines/gossip columns in ADVANCE of the “shock” article appearing..

By people known as PLUGGERS…

(They were sent the photos by the record company and were then paid to get them into any and all available media of that time..)

They of course were PAID according to how many “exposures” in the media they could manage..

If they got many they got more MONEY..

If they got less they got less MONEY…

For their own records they often kept SHEETS (like those above) with negatives of the photos there were to PLUG on them..

(The RED LETTERING is original too and was to tell them the SIZE and TYPE of which photos they were to push..)

Then they would bring CLIPPINGS of the tabloid “articles” to the label and collect their 30 pieces of silver..

The artist (Wendy James) knew all about their photos being used this way..

(Seeing as their manager would personally select which photos were to be PUSHED..)

But very often would “act” surprised or offended..

Wendy did this numerous times..

(Her speciality was feigning disgust at the “LIES” stories she knew were made up all along..)

No doubt many of you can RECOGNISE many of the photos above..

After all..

The chances are they appeared in your newspaper’s showbiz section..

AS IF BY MAGIC…!

Wendy would read it..

(she would then swear on a stack of bibles she hadn’t…)

They complain loudly about it’s sheer tackiness..

“why don’t they focus on my music not my breasts or arse..?”

Controversial words from Controversial Wendy..

Completely Planned And Totally By The Predictable Numbers..

Like an actress reading from a pre-written script in a play perhaps..?

Nothing Is Ever What It Seems..

Remember that..

Kay..?

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

YOU’LL BELIEVE A WENDY ROBOT CAN CRY…

Guess what..?

The ELM STREET gig was recorded on video…

Ahem…

I haven’t uploaded video footage since before Christmas..

I must start again soon..

Especially with NORTHCOTE lying there..

Ready for public viewing..

In all it’s Wife-Beater Technicolour glory..

And there’s all those oft mentioned “backstage” clips too..

You’ll Believe A Wendy Robot Can Cry…

(oh boy can she..!)

Busy Summer Ahead..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

SHE INVENTED HERSELF…

PARIS..

Paris Whitney Hilton..

Poor little brown eyed lonely rich girl..

She Invented Herself..

(Help yourselves to the timeline photo banner..)

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

SIDESHOTS…

SIDESHOTS..

Just found these on my hard drive..

Nino & Elena from a few years ago..

You can have them if you like..

Might make a nice banner for your site perhaps..?

No biggie.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

IT’S FUCKING UNCANNY ISN’T IT…?

See What Happens When You Try To Stick Two Fingers Up At DryBaby Do You Wendy…?

“SHE LOOKS ROUGH HERE..THINK SHE NEEDS A GOOD DINNER…”

That nice genuine quote came from here..

HAVE YOU SEEN WENDY’S MOTHER STANDIN’ IN THE SHADOWS..

My words and Gollum comparison may seem cruel now..

But she’ll thank me for this when she’s in REHAB soon..

Strapped down to a bed,wetting herself liberally and screaming in agony for drugs..

Not long now..

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

THE FACE…

THE FACE…

(yep a parody of that long gone “style” magazine..)

This is a photo session outtake from late 1989…

(thus it’s quality for which I apologise..not my fault)

It is good for two things..

First..

It reminds you how “naturally” (give or take a lot of foundation) pretty Wendy James USED to be before the drugs etc…

(and shows what her “face” used to look like prior to her ALTERATIONS she denies having..the lips are a dead giveaway!)

Secondly…

It’s be a good template for Elena to use for future t-shirt DESIGNS…

(artists like her need such close ups for inspiration..)

Kay..?

“Come To Paris..”

Wink

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

LET THE RIGHT ONE IN…

“So Scream…”

LET THE RIGHT ONE IN…

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

LA REINA CARMEN…

(C) La Reina Helena 2009

LA REINA CARMEN…

(Queen Carmen)

She is a Drag Queen..

She is a Cabaret Artist..

She is a Porn Star..

She is a Man..

Wink.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

LIZ & STEVE…

The genius of Tina Fey gets better and better..

Liz Lemon “does” a razor sharp tribute/parody of Steve Jobs Apple Presentations in the most recent episode of 30 Rock…

Simply Brilliant.

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

AMO MI CIUDAD…

Art (C) Viveros

“AMO MI CIUDAD…”

I Love My City…

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

BIENVENUE CHEZ DRYBABY…!

ADONISE MY ICON…

(Right Click All To Download And Save)

“ADONISE MY ICON..”

To all the people who wrote and asked for an “adonised” icon for their personal uses…

Sure thing..

Large and Small versions..

Help Yourselves..

Whenever you see another “digitally helped” Wendy J photo session (aren’t they all?) don’t forget to stick one of these icons beside it…

Just to let everyone know it’s been..

“ADONISED”

Interact On The Internet..!

That’s what it is there for.

Kay?

See ya

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

I WANT TO GO THERE…

(Much Thanks to “Emmy” magazine for sending the full sized pictures..)

“I Want To Go There..”

Liz Lemon