Célébrité Vrai….

Célébrité Vrai….

(True Stardom)

With her focus now on finding international success with her New York band Racine, Wendy is adamant her Feast DJ set of Detroit garage rock, hip hop and dance won’t pre-empt any Transvision Vamp reunion tours…

“Not for a million dollars and not for one dollar. Not for everything. I was always 15 years younger than the other members of Transvision Vamp. Fuck knows how old they are now, but I’m not going to do that…

“As far as success goes, I would wish for Racine to have far greater success than Transvision Vamp. We achieved a lot, but I would like to see Wendy James as a figure in rock‘n’roll really stamped into the history books.”

Not for one dollar..

I wish I was famous..

And I bet Wendy does too…

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

See ya

Monstre Cookie…

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“Monstre Cookie…”

(Cookie Monster)

After you’ve read THIS you will want..

Some “cookie” wallpaper for your computer..

Help Yourselves.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

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Les Sirènes Gallen…

Designs (c) Elena Gallen

“Les Sirènes Gallen…”

(The Gallen Mermaids..)

Don’t you have some small mermaid you want to buy something nice for..?

Swim along to here..

The Gallen Store

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

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L’invisible Gallen…

“L’invisible Gallen…”

(Invisible Gallen)

“She´s the beautifullest, fragilest, still strong
dark and divine
and the littleness of her movements
hides herself
she invents a charm that makes her invisible
hides in the hair
Can i hide there too?
hide in the hair of her
seek solice
santuary…”

Hidden Place (Bjork)

La Gallen Méchante…

“La Gallen Méchante…”

Wicked Gallen

“Everyone, meet Elena Gallen, a freelance artist from Spain. Be prepared to have your childhood memories thrown into her blender, minced into a perfect glass of sheer wickedness…”
PAT LAW

DryBaby.

See ya

Thanks to BLANK KANVAS for the quote

GALLENISMO…

“GALLENISMO…”

Elena Gallen..

Elena Gallen (born 1984). Graduated from College in Media Studies in Barcelona and studied filmmaking at the New York Film Academy (Hollywood) for a few months. Freelance Artist with over seven years of graphic and web design experience. Brief but interesting experience in Advertisement. Collaboration with Shoe-Brand Victoria and fashion magazine Tendencias. Likes Graveyards, Horses, Movies, Diamonds, Old toys, Frapuccino, Postmodernism, Monsters, Music, Fashion, Ligers, Skateboards, 80s &; 90s, Chanel perfume, Snow, Surrealism, Transgression, Dinosaurs, Unicorns, Wolfs and Vampires. Among her clients you can find rock-star Wendy James, emergent Fashion Designers Krizia Robustella and Roberto Piqueras or Clothing Brand 410BC. When she was a child she dressed up as Alaska in kindergarden, she was fan of tv-hit series Falcon Crest and she loved Elvira and The Monster Squad movies. In what comes to style, she loves to combine naif with conceptual. She loves luxury as much as she loves trash, that’s why she likes to define her style as glamour-trash art. She’s a devoted fan of David Lynch and Ivan Zulueta and adores the classicism of Billy Wilder or Kubrick and the cruel originality of Todd Solondz, Lukas Moodysson or Harmony Korine. John Waters makes her laugh. She’s created what many consider a post-modern cultural icon, the nose bleeding Kate Moss. She is mostly known as a fashion designer for her collection of “T-shirts that quickly garnered a cult-following among the Fashion-Elite.” They can be purchased online or in selected shops around the globe. British fashion designer Giles Deacon already own one. And an unlimited number of scene-kids, outsiders, fashionistas and I-celebrities. Her website/portfolio was chosen for sponsoring by Promsite.org, a project that since 2004 is sponsoring the greatests creatives in Spain. Her work has already been exhibited in Madrid, South Korea and Australia.

The Fashion World Loves Her..

The Camera Loves Her..

You Should Love Her..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

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Les Lesbiennes…

“Les Lesbiennes…”

(The Lesbians)

Wendy And The Dyke…

She looks VERY uncomfortable doesn’t she..?

“Please God don’t let Drybaby get his hands on this picture..”
Wendy “Muff Anyone?” James

As if…

The Very Idea…

The Thought Never Crossed My Mind..

What Do You Take Me For..

So..

Anyway Wendy..

Munched any good carpets down under recently..?

“I can’t wait to get back to recording Racine 3..”
Wendy “Change The Subject,Change The Subject” James

Oh no you don’t…

Save that crap for someone who’s dumb enough to believe it..

Wink

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WENDY FUCKING JAMES…

We don’t want your money honey, we want your love.

(Actually we’d prefer both but hey, it’s the thought that counts.)

This week Handle Bar starts a Revolution Baby, bringing you a Landslide of Love courtesy of Transvision Vamp’s

WENDY FUCKING JAMES

Don’t even think about trying to Tell That Girl To Shut Up – she’s loud, she’s brash, she’s filthy and nasty and sleazy as fuck, and If Looks Could Kill then kapow.

The lady’s a Velveteen vision, equal parts Pop / Art, and Baby I Don’t Care, this Saturday night I Just Wanna Be With … her.

Join us as the queen of 80s punk pop hits the decks for a massive three hours of unadulterated pussy pleasure. She’ll be joined by local dj’s who aren’t afraid to pale in comparison –

Ben Drayton

Spruce Lee

Lovertits

And one more time, in case you missed it,

WENDY FUCKING JAMES

See you there, bitches.

Handle Bar – come, take a ride.

Words taken from Flyer for Wendy “Fucking” James’ deejay gig at

HANDLE BAR

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

La Femme Cocaïne….

“La Femme Cocaïne….”

(Lady Cocaine)

Cocaine is a “feminine” word in french and is often referred to as if it was a real life woman…

This is Wendy James doing the “deejay” thing in Australia..

(Sept 2008)

She is clearly “coked up”..

The white remnants in her nostril prove that without a doubt..

Lovely Girl.

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

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Beanie Bébé….

“Beanie Bébé….”

(Beanie Baby)

This is another of the EB photo sessions…

More to come..

In fact it is a Bucky Beanie Baby….

(I do so wish Wendy could try to keep all her teeth INSIDE her mouth like the rest of us..!)

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

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Perle…

Perle…

(Pearl)

This is the second of the E.B. photo sessions..

Wendy is wearing Pearl earrings…

In Europe Pearl necklaces or earrings are considered VERY unlucky and mis-fortune is thought to happen to any girl who wears them both at the same time..

After this photo session (1990)…

Wendy went into 1991 expecting to become a hugely rich,successful,superstar..

Nothing could go wrong and ruin her plans..

Nothing.

Guess what happened next..

Yep.

More coming..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Wink

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Diadème….

“Diadème….”

(Tiara)

This is the first of the Enrique Badulescu sessions..(1990/91)

(the photo was deliberately “dirtied” up..even the crease is artificial)

More to come..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

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WENDY SOMNOLENT….

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“WENDY SOMNOLENT….”

(Sleepy Wendy)

This is the final outtake from the “Negligee” sessions..

Wendy was drunk during most of these photo sessions..

(one of the photographers wrote to me and said being drunk was the only way she could “get through” the sessions as she knew she was basically doing soft core porn and was suitably ashamed…)

The photo above was NEVER meant to be seen by the public..

(thus it’s atrocious condition for which I apologise.. not my fault..it IS 20 years old and an outtake!)

It is however a priceless “insider” view of the true Wendy from those days rather than the created image..

(This is not quite in the “wendy’s pussy” category coming later but it does give you an idea of the sort of “off camera” behaviour which went on…and the public were never meant to see)

While the photo sessions became most expensive (see E Badulescu sessions) and more worthless at the same time..

(£50,000 pieces of toilet paper..!)

Such outtakes were always where one can see…

The “Wendy” she’d rather you didn’t see..

That is the risk of doing many,many “sexy” photo sessions with “dodgy” people…

They tell you the outtakes and “mistakes” are going to be destroyed..

BUT THEY RARELY ARE…

Thankfully for..

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

wink

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VOX WENDY….Page 3

This was the final page of the “VOX” article which destroyed her career…

Wendy said it doesn’t show the “real me”…

The public claimed that was EXACTLY what it showed…

It seems even more pathetic when you remember MCA cancelled the album a few months later..

(Yes the Glynebourne Opera “story” is completely fabricated..Wendy was merely part of bunch of children visiting from a local school…Prince Charles & Princess Margaret weren’t there…!)

D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

Enjoy

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VOX WENDY….Page 2