Wendy When She Was 30…

This is a photo of Wendy taken when she was 30 in 1996…

The Wendy James Comic Strip….

Yes you read that right…

In late 1988 Wendy featured in her own comic strip..!

Footie in Italia………..(Wendy playing football in Italy…Honestly!)

 She goes for the ball…

She heads the ball…..

She kicks the ball…

Then…..

She kills someone with the ball….

“I could eat you with a spoon..”

Underneath all the “Slap” she is soooooo cute….

and you can clearly see the natural Sami features she should be so proud of..

(never seen before camera negative)

“How did she get a ball into her bikini..?”

Wendy “relaxes” in front of some photographers during Feile 1991 in Ireland.

(look at the size of her shoes in the second picture!…)

She has massive feet for a girl

Russian Ballerina….

“My Message Came When The The Clash Showed Me..”

Rock Popular No 1 (Spain 1991)

Wendy is her ultra rare “Russian Ballerina” photo..

Wendy In The WestWay…..(very cool title huh?)

The Westway is basically an Underpass of a giant road way and bridge in West London,England.

It is filled with local graffitti..

and is seen as a “cool” hangout for young kids’n’skaters.

This photo was done in Spring 1993,

It show the full “Uniform” Wendy was wearing…

(Incredibly there are only 2 pictures of her full length from that time period…)

Once upon a time she was 15…

This Wendy standing in a school photo in Ringmer (Sussex,England)..

She doesn’t do the smiling thing.

She’s 41 now…

She still doesn’t do the smiling thing.

Wendy Considers Her Fan’s Intelligence And The Respect She Has For Them..

“I wonder if a price increase isn’t in order…A girl’s gotta eat and buy designer clothes..”

Racine No 2 available EXCLUSIVELY anywhere Wendy can make a buck…

RACINE 2 OUT NOW EXCLUSIVELY ON iTUNES..

Remember that from about 9 months ago..?

EXCLUSIVELY…mind you

Well soon due to huge demand (from her accountant…)

Racine No 2 will be available exclusively

In

Hotel Condom Machines…

Given away free with Cornflakes packets…

and of course…

RESOLD in some many different permutations…

Feb 13th…..iTunes

Aug….SnoCap..

Sept…Compact Disc….it’s the latest thing!

Who the fuck buys albums on cd in 2007…?

“Fuckin’ Suckers,that’s who..”
Wendy James

“Hang your head in shame,Lady..!”
DryBaby

Why?

Well maybe THIS little nugget on the Discography page of Racine will give some clues..

All tracks mastered by Howie Weinberg at Masterdisk, NYC

(Masterdisk makes master tapes for cd releases worldwide you see….)

So a “HARD COPY” release was ALWAYS on the cards…

After Racine has “milked” iTunes…

(Where the album has sold a Trillion,Zillion,Gazillion copies…!!!)

Well I did write THIS…

22nd June 2007 (yep June..this is September)

You can expect an update maybe….maybe…twice between september and summer next year..if you’re good little boys and girls..

Yep about 9 months…

and when I say update…

Informercial for left over sales of Racine No 2 on iTunes…in reality

“Hurry now guys…Racine No 2 slashed in price…Now available for only $5..I love you all.Apparently.Gotta dash.Buy..I mean bye..Don’t touch me..”

(my calculation is a steep price cut over at iTunes VERY soon to make the albums pay their way as even iTunes must make way for new stock coming in the autumn in the run up to Christmas..)

THAT will piss off the people who bought the album for $9.99..a few months ago but whatyagonnado..that is business..!

Just like all those “impressionable” fans who bought Racine No 1 for £16.99 in “indie” shops in the UK..when it came out “once and only once..I promise.”

(Sorry but I still find that hilarious and brings back memories of people on the Vamp Board and TRW message board genuinely fretting they might not be able to buy a copy…and wanting to “support” Wendy so badly..until they saw the same album being re-released TWICE more..each time at greatly reduced prices..oh dear!…Buyer beware indeed..!)

Only to finally discover it on sale on iTunes 2 years later for 7.99

(why couldn’t it have gone on sale for THAT price in 2004..?)

Colour Them Suckers.!

Remember…?

No wonder “people” have been checking out DryBaby’s “Money” Blog..

So much…

Too bloody right…!

and very nice of “Racine” to write a new Blog over at Casa Racine…

“ZAPS THE AUDIENCE WITH NOISE, SPEED AND BRUTALITY

RACINE 2 released on CD - 17th September in Spain…”

Oh it’s like poetry isn’t it..?

Hmmm looks very familiar…

Remember this DryBaby “classic”…?

Expect a new Blog to appear on Racine..

Att:RCN 457113922-8-99-G
Subject: A New Day Has Dawned For Racine
Body:
Now that DryBaby is gone..and a new Regime has regained power here at Racine.A Regime which will crush dissent and criticism ruthlessly I think we should lay down a few ground rules,Scum.

1) Do not talk to me ever,Scum

2) Do not ever write to me,Scum

3) Do not leave scum on the bath,Scum

4) Do not combine S and the word cum,Scum

I truly love all of you.You will not hear from me again.Now fuck off….Scum.

This communication notice may not be reproduced without prior written authorisation of W.P.James or any of her legally appointed representatives.This will be strictly enforced without cause or favour.
This constitutes a legally binding warning in the State Of New York and the wider United States.Failure to comply will be met with the full rigours of current law again without cause or favour.

Good day.
Ms W.P.James.(not a lesbian)

Mr G Foat. (her bitch)

Mr W Crescent (G’s bitch)

Lassie (a bitch)

lol!

Bet ya can’t wait…?

Funny,witty,satirical and filled with Wendy’s natural warmth…

If only she could manage to actually smear her site with her own excrement after writing that “informercial” that would suit Wendy down to the ground…

Cue jokes about Racine being already smeared with excrement…

(You people,honestly…you cannot take anything seriously can you..?)

So now you know why the desire to “tour” in late Sept…

C-Y-N-I-C-I-S-M….

So tell me again how many times has Racine No 2 been “released” this year already…?

3 by my calculation…

Wendy may just have broken her own “Racine No 1″ releases record..!

lol!

What colour are people who buy this album yet again…?

“Colour Them Suckers..”
Wendy James

“Oh DryBaby’s onto you..you’re gonna get it..!”
DryBaby

“Promises,promises…”
Wendy James

lol!

See ya.