Listening to Echo Beach by Martha and The Muffins as I write this blog..
(That dates me immediately..)
How depressing is it to see that completely “clueless” flyer
about Glen Matlock’s Gig?
(Glen has done some good things as a solo artist,and some lousy things but he will forever be the Pete Best of the Sex Pistols.Left the band slightly before they hit the big time…thus Sid Vicious being recruited..and then spent the rest of his fucking life trading on the bugger!…even Wendy “I Was In a Little Band Called Transvision Vamp You May Have Heard Of Them.Cos I Was In Them.” James won’t be trading on the Vamp in 20 years time…mainly because she will be stone cold dead with a wooden stake through her dusty corpse..)
The flyer is a (admittedly well designed eye catching) joke..
It is a 30 years out of date “mockery”
of the anger and spirit of 1977..
What’s next….?
MacDonald’s Punk Happy Meals?
in boxes with the Queens picture (and cliched safety pin)on it?
“We Gobbed On Your Fries.Have A Nice Fucking Day.You Cunt!”
Sadly I bet some clever (idiotic) marketing man in the company is
probably thinking of such an idea…
to co-incide with the “anniversary” of punk..
Truly the Queen has had the last laugh after all..
Maybe she will turn the tables and disrupt punk’s celebrations this time?
How ironic would THAT be..
Johnny Rotten (John Lydon) about to make some ridiculous Punk speech on the bank of the Thames…
and along comes the Queen in the Royal Yacht and interrupts him..
“Oi Lydon,you fucker.Piss off you old geezer.You make me wanna puke! Know what you are mate? You are a Cunt,that’s what!..”
The Queen
“Oooh get her!”
A Queen
Oh yeah I forgot they are having the
Diana Memorial Concert..
(I miss her SO much.She would often get me milk and a newspaper down the shops before I got up and always had a cold youghurt ready for me first thing..When she shot herself,while hanging from a door frame by a tie,just after her ferry sank..I was devastated.Then Elton John sang Candle In The Wind and I was fuckin’ suicidal..)
round about that time….
Which of course (right or wrong) will grab all the headlines..
“Diana Would Have Loved This Year’s Pop Idol Winner”
“Diana Would Have Liked To Have Been Produced by Timbaland”
“Diana Was A Huge P Diddy Fan”
“Diana Was a Huge Pussycat Dolls Fan”
“Diana Would Like To Be Here.Alive And All”
Hmmmm…perfect sabotage,your Majesty…
Johnny Rotten will be livid….
It will ruin his 30th Anniversary Sex Pistols Box Set & Dvd release..
as he rebelliously scrapes the Punk barrel dry..
to rebelliously pay his rebellious mortage..
“Joe Strummer Would Have Wanted To Be Alive This Year Too”
lol!
Anyway I was asked..
“why is wendy still touring.the album is out months.drybaby?”
Why…? You ask why?
For the fans of course…(no I don’t believe that either and I wrote it..)
and maybe (just maybe) to compensate her accountant for the
“disappointing” royalties the album will get in download fees..
“Here your $14.36c royalties from Racine No 2.Buy some hair gel.I’ve seen puppies who have better hair than you…”
and stop the (increasingly) tough US immigration department..
(Robbie Williams has “suddenly” decided to return to England and this has nothing to do with his visa coming up for renewal..no siree..)
wondering..
Should they just take her to Guantanamo,kick her ribs in,then send her back to England..?
“This is the USA bitch.We can do whatever we like to you.”
or
Wait until she gets ill and stick her with medical bills totalling $100,000s..?
“Sorry Miss James but you have cancer of the ovaries.Do you smoke?”
Once again Irony raises it ugly head as cancer of the ovaries for W would be like tennis elbow or a burst appendix for most people..
Talk about the one part of her anatomy she NEVER uses…
“When are you planning on having a baby Wendy?”
“When I can find a man who loves the “real” me..”
“So never then?”
“Yep”
Cos her days in the good ole U.S. of A are numbered….
How do I know?…..
Hush Hush…(tips side of nose and winks)
Why do you think I am encouraging people to visit her site and boost her plays?
and “welcoming” people like “Rio” and “Love And Hate” too?
and “Fleche D’or” will follow…
As this week progresses….(rubs hands slowly with glee)…
All part of a plan…
lol!
See ya.
