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…I’ve been in front of my macbook for over 12 hours today…
I feel your pain,sister..
THIS is the front page of the forthcoming mock up site Elena..
(Yes,DryBaby is a genius as a matter of fact..)
Did you miss me..?
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
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I was sent this Bondi Beach sign photo..
And the suggestion of what I should write on the Wendy pic..
Thank You.
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
(Click To Enlarge Full Size And For God’s Sake Protect Your Precious Eyes..)
This is the only full sized version of this photo..
The Legendary (cough) Wendy James @ Paris.
VERY,VERY CLOSE UP..
(wanna guess why it is not on any of her official sites..)
I was given it after this recent blog entry..
Thanks for sending it.
Merci Encore.
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
And cue voiceover by Helen Mirren..
Dear Everyone,
Thank you for your committed wishes to see Racine grow.
It means a lot.
I am in the middle of the recording session of Racine No2.
The band are all sounding amazing, and we have grown together.
When Racine No1 started I had hardly found the players, now I have a bunch of guys around me that not only do I love playing with but whom I share loyalty and trust.
Racine No2 an album of songs is that I have written over the last few months, some whilst we were on tour this year, right through to my recent journeys to Japan.
I had the good chance of getting the first four tracks mixed in Tokyo by an incredible mix engineer and so now with the rest of the recording I know what can and will be done.
As for labels, promotion and all – these things will fall into place and Racine, as a five piece, will have the majority of next year to tour the new album.
I am making sure the music is everything it can be, and from that all things will come, and indeed when I have the album in pocket I will feel very able to expect the very best treatment of and for it.
In business I am protected and supported by a very loyal team who wish to see that side of Racine’s life flourish and grow stronger, which is the area most of you seem concerned about.
Like I say – with absolute resolution to make something as spontaneous, fresh, yet as perfect as it can be is the benchmark for all other matters.
Sincerely, Wendy..
Nov 2005
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UNDER THE KNIFE…
Now that DryBaby has established it’s style and trends..
Since 2006..
(What ever did happened to Racine’s longevity..?)
One of the signature touches is the Logo/Theme..
Last year we had the Obama style COKE DOPE SMOKE ones..
It was hugely successful and Wendy hated it..
(Always a good sign..)
As the DryBaby sites will soon be undergoing a design..
FACE LIFT..
This year I thought we’d go with..
UNDER THE KNIFE..
(Below a nice photo of the editor of Vogue..cough)
I Thank You.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Well if you will post self indulgent ego wank photos Wendy..ya stoopid bitch!
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As these photographs from 2008 were being lined up
To be the backbone of the marketing of the Wendy’s new album..
Wendy James thought she looked rock’n'roll cool..
Until DryBaby gave her all the drugged up skank she could handle..
They’re worthless now of course.
So.
I thought I would ask people for their opinion of this one..
And then post what they said on the actual photo..
Make an Iconic Image out of it..
It’ll look cool on Google..
Under DryBaby’s name..
After all the originals are hardly gonna get there on Wendy’s fame alone..
Are they..?
And the photographer is a total nobody.
You wouldn’t want to know anyway.
Enjoy.
Wink.
See ya.
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Racine were always willing to give our fans headaches for a gimmick.
Stare at these two photos of me long enough and I appear to reach out of your screen and bite you.
Why not stand up and put your penis close to the screen after that and see what happens..
You do trust me don’t you?
Wendy James
The Tour That Never Existed..Except It Did.
These are the two flyers for the first and only US Tour which Wendy doesn’t like to talk about..
It was meant to happen in late summer 2006..
Racine were third on the bill with Peaches & The Eagles Of Death Metal..
(Although the flyer would subtly give you the impression otherwise..)
Wendy spend many months hyping the tour on her website..
(also « Never Existed » in Wendy’s memory too..)
Then she applied to the US Immigration for visas for her band…
They checked them out..
They were suspicious they’d heard of Peaches and even The Eagles Od Death Metal..
But nothing about this huge group Racine…
(Wendy had fictionalised their (and her own) status in the industry..)
When they found out they were all glorifed amateurs..
And Wendy herself had a string of high profile flops back home..
(which somehow slipped her mind on the applications..)
They turned her and her band down flat..
No fuckin’ way was she getting even one work visa..
The flyers were removed from the website and so were the tour dates.
Never to be mentioned or remember ever again by Wendy James..
That was the ONLY time she ever attempted to tour the US with her band…
The only time the US Government stopped them.
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
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Yes.
It is a rip off of an already existing fashion shoot..
(now you know why you didn’t see it anywhere in magazines etc..)
To be fair Wendy didn’t choose the pose or the framing..
The photographer no doubt did..
(knowing damn full well it was a cynical rip off…tsk,tsk)
Wendy was just an object told to stand there and pout..
Keeping her mouth shut.
As per usual.
Which do you prefer..?
The tall model satirising the whole thing (& the use of fur coats) in a stylish cool way..
or..
The dumpy little egotist dressed like a middle aged prostitute and believing her own hype..
Well..?
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
Pigalle is famous for being a touristic district, with many sex shops on Place Pigalle and the main boulevards and prostitutes operating in the side streets. The neighborhood’s raunchy reputation led to its World War II nickname of « Pig Alley » by Allied soldiers. The Divan du Monde and the Moulin Rouge, a world-famous cabaret, are both located in Pigalle…
Pig Alley..
Le Sans Souci..
N’est pas Wendy..?
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
BEFORE I DIE I WANT THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW MY NAME…
Wendy James 1991
Wish Granted..
Thanks To DryBaby’s 15,000+ (and much more!) viewers.
(Less than 2,000 assholes on Facebook doesn’t count.)
A fur coat dragging blood behind it..
And there’s YOUR name..
W-E-N-D-Y
J-A-M-E-S
So maybe you’d like to fill in the rest of this sentence too..?
Wendy James Is A……
It could be one of so many words couldn’t it..?
Wend.
Wink.
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
WE’RE PETA,GLAD TO MEET YA..WENDY.
Of course PETA can deal with Wendy James..
See ya
(and good luck with the album,tour..)
C O U G H.
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
The word Poussez means Push in French..
(although of course it rhymes with Pussy..which is so original and hilarious..not.)
You can add this to the (by now) bulging collection of..
Why-You-Shouldn’t-Give-Me-Anymore-Of-Your-Money-Career-Suicide Pictures
Wendy seems determined to build up..
In the public eye.
To really repulse any potential fan.
Suits me.
Keep’em coming W..
Can we have one of you peeing or vomiting in the street perhaps..?
That’s obviously next on the Junkie Degradation agenda.
So are you getting much for being a cocaine courier..
Are you being paid in coke itself..?
Or is there another reason for being in France for so long.
(I don’t think anyone believes you are there to do just 2 shitty d.j. gigs..)
When your fanbase hardly exists in that country at any reasonable level.
It’s gotta be drugs deals and more drug deals..
For poor desperate Wendy James in 2010.
Ya think..?
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
« Why haven’t we seen much of Wendy in public recently DryBaby..? »
I was wondering when this question would arise..
(Wendy was recently scoring cocaine during Fashion Week in Paris playing dj gigs for coke fans..)
Basically..
Plastic Surgery Scars Take A Few Months To Heal On A Middle Aged Woman..
Wendy is working jolly hard on getting her latest project up and running..
It is taking as long as it has to but she truly truly loves it.
Nobody is fucking interested in her album and ignores her..
It’s making her feel younger with every passing day..
In fact she thinks people may be shocked and sickened pleasantly surprised how young..
When she finally shows her new plastic face is ready to tour european shit holes the world..
With whatever losers she can scrape together her closest & dearest friends..
After all as Wendy herself says..
I can’t stay young forever.I am in my early 30’s now after all..
Wink
See ya
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
All the DryBaby Elena Gallen Materials..
From All My Sites
Are Currently Being Moved..
To The New Elena G Mock-Up Site..
(Coming Soon)
So There Will Be No Mention Of Her On My Current Sites.
Until The New Re-Designs.
Elena Can Re-Live Those Cold Pre DryBaby Days From A Few Years Ago..
Nostalgia Trip.
A Chilly Reminder.
So If You Don’t Find What You Want Here..
It Will Be There Soon.
And Much More.
Then DryBaby Will Fully Expand His Fallen Angel Wings.
Your Conscience Will Be Mine.
W.I.N.K
D-R-Y-B-A-B-Y
