LINDSAY AND DRYBABY…

YOU WON’T FIND THIS ONE ON THE INTERNET..

ELENA WILL LIKE IT.

WINK

SEE YA

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ALL ABOUT NATASHA…

Natasha Lyonne.

My favourite actress.

Wink

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A DESIGN FOR LIFE…

Very soon I will be launching my “Elena Gallen-Mock Up” site project..

(It will be JUST a mock up and just a bit o’fun for me..)

Who knows it might give her some “creative” ideas…

(She needs to develop a “signature” online presence which her current sites simple aren’t doing…)

Help ease her Tortuosity…

(and that there is why you shouldn’t think in stylish SPANISH then write in literal ENGLISH,Elena..)

A Design For Life.

Wink

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BABY LIGHT MY FIRE…

Page Preview (C) Fuego Fanzine No 1 2009

F U E G O.

F I R E.

G A L L E N.

B E L I E V E.

D R Y B A B Y

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OLD JUNKIE…

This would make a fantastic Marc Jacobs “campaign” for his latest collection,wouldn’t it Wendy..?

Odd that he doesn’t “use” your face (or name ) in his advertising isn’t it..?

It works brilliantly for MY advertising..

Much Thanks to Focus 12..

Visit Them.

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P A N T Y H O S E…

This cool photo has not been getting the sort of attention it deserves recently..

Despite it being featured on Elena Gallen’s site for a while now..

It seems to have gone amazingly unnoticed..

Not any more.

DryBaby will get it onto Google…

By the way you’re “supposed” to look at the Arnette sunglasses..

Cough.

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WANNA SEE SOMETHING REALLY SCARY FOR HALLOWEEN..?

It’s Halloween..

The perfect time for DryBaby to open..

His Wendy James Horrors file..

Just enough to show you one of it’s darkest secrets..

You See What I See.

Are You Scared Of Wendy Now..?

H A P P Y H A L L O W E E N

WADE CRESCENT STOLE MY FACE…

“Wade Crescent Stole My Face..!”

And I want it back..

In the “early” days of DryBaby (about early 2007)..

Just after I “published” the first pictures of myself..

A girl sent me the “Wade” picture above and accused me of actually being him..

(Helping Wendy by “pretending” to be critical of her…if you don’t mind!)

Under the assumed name of “DryBaby”…

I sent her a photocopy of my passport with the above official picture in it..

And explained that my eye colour is light blue in reality..

(The official photo makes them seem brown which they certainly are NOT..)

For some odd reasons she replied it only convinced her more..

Whatyagonnado..?

So now you know.

Oh well..

At least the above montage will be just what Elena Gallen is looking for..

I’ll post my full frontal nude ones later Elena..

Kay..?

Wink

DryBaby.

(Or is it The Wade.?)

HERE’S ANOTHER ONE FOR “THE GOOGLE” GREGGERS…

“..Meet Golden. He’s gorgeous, charming, and very serious about his work. A jazz musician by day, by night he’s an exclusive escort for glamorous modern women, paid in expensive dinners and fabulous clothes to service their every desire…”

Mr Gregory Foat is from The Isle Of Wight.

He is very very sorry for any public embarrassment he may have caused..

He honestly knows no better.

He promises it won’t happen again.

REMEMBER,REMEMBER,DRYBABY’S BACK IN NOVEMBER…

There was an old woman called Wendy..
Who tried much too hard to be trendy..
What did she do..
She got the wrong tattoo..
Makes you feel sorry for Wendy.

Racine

September 2004-December 2008

R.I.P.

“what does your tattoo represent Wendy..?”

“My failed band and all the public humiliation that went with it..”

“Oh dear you misjudged that big time didn’t you..?”

“At least it reminds me to slash my wrists soon..”

ETA of DryBaby Final Mix..

NOVEMBER.

THIS DRYBABY’S GONE TO GRACELAND…

(Very Cool Photos By My Sister..)

It’s Holibobs time..!

Back sometime in late October or early November..

Bigger,Better And Badder Than Ever.

Good Luck Fighting With The Freckled Gorgon.

And Her Soon-To-Be-Thanksgiving-Turkey Album.

I’ve already made sure of that outcome..

By Giving Her Too Much “DryBaby” Love.

(She’ll thank me when she’s in Rehab getting a Hot Colonic up her ass..)

Cough.

If Monkey’s Gone To Heaven..

This DryBaby’s Gone To Graceland.

S E E    Y A

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L A M P S H A D E…

She Knows What I Am Talking About…

Wink

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FAREWELL TO WHATSHERFACE…

“FAREWELL TO TWO TRAGIC ICONS..”

a.k.a

Covering Your Ass In a Magazine Publishing Recession.

Vanity Fair’s “Special” Two Covers Edition This Month.

Basically the SAME words with different (very old) Annie Lebowitz photos..

(Both are outtakes from photo sessions over 20 years ago)

For grieving fans of both stars to buy..

See how easy (and cynical) the media can be..?

Still.

I suppose it’s the thought that counts..

And that thought was..

“Kerr-ching”

Even though Vanity Fair have been very good to me with the Tina Fey cover.

I am nobody’s sycophant.

They won’t mind my criticism here though.

All Is Fair In Vanity And Business.

They know that.

So do I.

It’s fine to be a cynic in this modern world.

I wonder what sort of tribute cover they’ll do..

When Wendy dies..?

“Farewell To Whatsherface”

Wink

See ya

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“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

“WENDY JAMES AND DONATELLA VERSACE HAVE A LOT MORE IN COMMON THAN THEY USED TO…”

Mieow…and…Ouch!

This is a recent TWITTER (it’s all the rage!) comment …

From “Mystique1975″ who is Australian..

Check Out The Mystique For Yourself..

I could be guessing here but I suspect she is referring to..

Wendy’s current appearance facewise..

(Ya think..??)

Rather than her having a homosexual brother who was murdered..

(Wendy’s real brother is alive and straight but he doesn’t talk to her..)

Can you spot what Mystique is talking about..?

Wendy has been humiliated lots of times recently..

(Can’t guess why….coughity cough)

And now she is compared with Donatella Versace very unflatteringly..

R E S U L T.

Wink.

See ya.

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“DON LETTS TOLD ME NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE PUBLIC…” Wendy James

“Don Letts told me not to give a fuck about the public..”

Wendy James in her “Inside The Wendy House” Hot Press Interview 2007..

Did he now..?

Did he really..?

Hope Don buys lots of copies of your new album Wendy.

The public you don’t give a fuck about sure won’t.

This is Radio Clash.

Wink

See ya

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