WENDY USES A FRIEND’S PAINFUL DEATH FOR DESPERATELY NEEDED FREE PUBLICITY…A NEW LOW.

DID YOU WRITE TO HER FAMILY AND TELL THEM ABOUT THESE PICTURES OF THEIR DAUGHTER’S GOLD COAT WENDY..DID YOU?

Well it was bound to happen I suppose..

Wendy finally sinks to a new LOW for cheap publicity..

“The Lead Singer Of Transvision Vamp..”

(oh really?..the lead singer of a band who broke up almost 20 years ago?)

“Wendy James wrote us a beautiful letter saying how she really loved her and how she thought she was saintly…

She adored the clothes Cat made for her and really got on with her at the fittings…”

That’ll be the typical “love” that Wendy gives to every body when she wants them to do things for her and like her…

“I love you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and you and him and her and those and it..”

Thank Goodness “someone” showed them that “Rolling Stones Launch” photo of Wendy wearing the Gold coat and smirking..

(Who could that kind “someone” have been I wonder..?)

And not these more REALISTIC stoned ones..

“YOU’RE ON FIRE..”

(frighteningly prophetic headline to a blog or what..??)

And just when I thought Wendy couldn’t sink any lower..

I would love to say I am suprised.

Sorry To The Girl’s Family For Their Loss.

Hang Your Head In Shame Wendy James.

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“THE WORLD OF IMAGINATION IS RIDICULOUSLY FRAGMENTED…”

“..Absolutely,I cannot hope to control the creative process in certain areas…At the moment I am making a Graphic Novel and working in fashion…The World Of Imagination is ridiculously fragmented….
Then I was pioneering along with Crystal Castles or House Of Holland in exploiting the phenomenon of “Celebrity” from a creative and provocative viewpoint but the circle of the Fashion World changes at a dizzying rate…

I want to return to themes which are more personal and unknown,less ephemeral…”

Elena Gallen

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L I N D Y…

You remember “David ‘Lindy’ Lindwall” don’t you..?

He has been one of Wendy’s “Top Friends” since she started her My Space page..

(The people who REALLY reflect her true personality rather than her customers/fans..)

People have written to me many many times asking who he actually is..

(They’ve noticed him there with his chainsaw and stuff..)

Well in place of a full blow “bio”…

Here’s the latest version of his website..

(Yes it IS in black and white…which is so now!)

Lindy Is Doin’ Tees This Month.

Stunning.

Wink.

See ya

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DJ TINKERBELL FULL SIZED (3,000 PIXELS)

(Help Yourself Elena For Your Own Collection..)

This is a much requested RE-POST of these popular photos..

In their original size of 3,000 pixels..

(6 times the clarity of the average photograph..)

So download and enjoy…

DJ TINKERBELL GALLEN…

(& Nino Fixo)

Gracias a Magi Torras..

Wink

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P O R T F O L I O…

Images (C) Elena Gallen Designs 2009

APRIL IN JULY…

April In July…

APRIL 77 RECORDS..

I’ll let them tell you their “CONCEPT”…

1. Are you a clothing brand or a music label?
We are both. Our clothing is music, and music lives on our clothing.

2. What is a single?
A single is the A-side and B-side of the artist of the month.

3. What is a custom artist product?
A custom artist product is an item of clothing or an accessory always related to a specific APRIL77RECORDS artist of the month.
These items will always allow you to download the single from this artist.

4. Can you get pregnant from a toilet seat?
Probably not, but remains questionable.

I am gonna publically kick this fashion/music obsession vibe out of Wendy’s head…

Kick it hard..

Until she bleeds..

Wink

See ya

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MISTAKE No 1…

(Click Both To Download And Spread Across The Internet Music Sites..)

“On a scale of one to ten.I rate a hundred..”

The story of my life..

DryBaby…

iTunes…

A match made in hell..

(of course I have sent copies of these to “All Music Guide” too…)

Enjoy.

Wink

See ya

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WONDER WHO’LL BE NEXT…?

Don’t Do Drugs As They Turn You Into A Fucking Asshole For All The World To Laugh At..

After Farrah and poor sad Micheal Jackson..

Wonder who’ll be next..?

For The Celebrity Graveyard…

I could hazard a guess though.

Couldn’t you..?

Wink

See ya

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WENDY JAMES AND CROSSDRESSER SHOES…

WENDY JAMES AND THE “CROSSDRESSER” SHOES…

Wendy’s always had “big” less-than-feminine feet..

It’s always been a problem for her to get the “right sized” shoes and sandals..

Her record label were very keen they were rarely seen in photographs..

When she actually was famous..

Now of course they don’t care who knows..

Like the rest of us..

From this website for odd sized “male” feet..

“…Feminine shoes in men’s sizes 10-15! No need to convert size from male to female!

Made to fit a man’s masculine feet while still looking feminine. Will also fit women with large, hard to fit feet.

Shipped discreetly for your privacy…”

“..Will also fit women with large,hard to fit feet..”

Says it all doesn’t it..?

Now you know.

Wink

See ya

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“WENDY WATCHED IN HORROR AS HER FACEBOOK FAN NUMBERS SLOWED DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER DRUGGED EYES…”

“WENDY WATCHED IN HORROR AS HER FACEBOOK FAN NUMBERS SLOWED DOWN RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER DRUGGED EYES…”

What could be causing people to suddenly stop wanting to sign up in large numbers for her Facebook “fan” page..?

What evil genius force of nature..?

Can you guess..?

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And yes Wendy IS going bald..

(It’ll be the hair dye and her chronic drug addiction causing that..)

As you can all-too-clearly see..

Wink.

CLOWNTIME IS OVER…

This is the FULL SIZED original of this very popular photo from last year..

‘Wendy Pulls A Child Molester..”

Much Thanks to my Spanish friend who sent his own print of it to me..

It was originally taken for my friends at “Tilllate.Com”…

But never posted at this huge size..!

Much Thanks Again..

Enjoy the picture..

(If you can..Wendy is seriously “natural” in this one isn’t she..Yikes!)

Wink

See ya

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IT’S LIKE WATCHING SOMEONE SLOWLY DIE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES…

Wendy James “performing” at Disgraceland,Sydney Australia  June 5th…

The Gender Bender..

If you can call looking very ill,pale,extremely coked up and “confused”..

Performing.

Wendy has been VERY camera shy recently..

You’d swear she was HIDING something..

Wouldn’t you..?

Cough.

Enjoy the photos..

If you can..

(It’s like watching someone slowly die in front of your eyes isn’t..?)

Disgraceful.

Wink

See ya

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(Thanks to my Aussie friend for sending these “candid” snaps..)

HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC…

“HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC…”

For years I was asked by people did I have copies of these long lost mid 90’s club flyers..

(and yes the second flyer IS Wendy James…and that is meant to be blood coming from her eyes..)

I said I did but didn’t know exactly where..

Today I found them..!

(I was looking for Wendy’s infamous “lost” interview from 1991 “This Time Next Year I Will Be A Millionaire” which actually does exist..)

So here they are..

They date from the mid 90’s and are meant to be PARODIES of “home taping is killing music” advertisments from the music biz at the time..

(This was years before the invention of the MP3 and downloading..)

Help yourselves..

Wink

See ya

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T W I T…

“WENDY IS SUCH A FUCKIN’ TWIT…”

Sing it out loud brothers and sisters..

This is my TWITTER page…

(and no the name is not “DryBaby” if you must know..)

I have of course “protected” certain information..

And it links back to my DryBaby sites..

I have posted some juicy “updates” today I’ll tell ya..

DryBaby is Everywhere..

Always One Step Ahead..

A L W A Y S.

I knew she wouldn’t be able to resist Twitter..

Ruby Rose tipped me off earlier this month..

I bet Wendy feels pretty stupid round about now..

So

No change there..

Then.

I Love Me.

Wink

See ya

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THE WENDY AND THE IVY…

HAPPY PARTY TIMES AT THE IVY (Australia) TURN SOUR FOR POOR JUSTIN…

These are some “candid” shots of the happy times at The Ivy..

Wendy played several DeeJay gigs there recently..

“The Cocaine Was Simply Superb Darling..!”

Obviously she did it to “promote” her solo career as a musician..

Cough….Snort…

These unseen photos were taken during the good times..

Before the harsh reality of a recession and credit crunch spoiled their fun..

The guy in the robe (with Ivy) on it is the owner Justin Hemmes..

And the girl with BLOOD on her face (I kid you not!) is our old friend..

RUBY ROSE…

The TOPLESS girl in the pool (which is actually in the club) is not Wendy..

W only poses TOPLESS for tacky tabloids of if you give her cocaine and $5 bucks..

Like this..

Little Miss Pardon-My-Tits

Superficial Selfish Party People..

The lot of them..

Wendy’s sort of person..

No Ordinaries..

Snort.

Gonna buy Wendy’s new album now..?

Thought not.

Enjoy the pix..

Wink

See ya

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